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The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:40 am
by LlortLlort
She slowly licked and tickled his peeny, and because she was so smart, combined the words in her head, like an expression explorer of old.

Slickled she thought, I'm slickling his peeny.

No matter how brilliant her wordplay, the results were the same. Hisao's peeny was now erect. It felt like a quality bar of peeny-scented soap in her hands. Without warning she gave it a swift headbutt, because men liked that. All men liked that.

"Phwoa, Miki, that's the good stuff. That's the stuff that makes me forget all about my heart problems."

Misha derived satisfaction from this comment, despite the mangled pronunciation of her name. She could feel her horny level rising to 30% and her hooha was getting right slimy with anticipation of participation.

"Hisao, me need sex inside now please." Damn! Misha thought. I wish there was a better way to say that!

Hisao was only too eager to comply. He wrenched his peeny away from Misha's big meaty claws and thrust inside her hooha with a thunderous orgasm. She was now pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided that she was still alive.

"Outstanding stuff, Molly," Hisao chortled. "I know I could just go to sleep now, but I would like to continue pleasuring you, sans peeny," Hisao nudged downward and his peeny was nowhere to be seen.

"What do you have in mind wahaha~?"

"Just sit back and relax, kitty cat."

Misha did just that, falling back onto the bed and stretching her chubby "perfect 7" body, eager for Hisao's attention. He started working his magic immediately and she felt an all too familiar heat rising from her breasts. Hisao was crouched over the top and pooping all over her unbelievably fat body.

"Hicchan, so stinky."

"That's just the poop, baby. Let it just work its magic."

"I ... I can't see anything!"

"That's because you're blind now Misha."














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Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:12 pm
by OtakuNinja
DAFUQ ಠ_ಠ
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:48 pm
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Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:14 pm
by Daedalus
Dafuq did I just read...

Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:28 pm
by YourFavAnon
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Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:58 pm
by DanjaDoom
I'm having fun

Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:08 pm
by Enemy |
A dramatic reading of this would be hilarious

Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:19 pm
by Guest90206
Oh this sounds familiar, I think I've read something with this title. Wait, this--
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Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:21 pm
by Breaker deGodot
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Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:27 pm
by txalolrn9
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Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:58 pm
by Bi-Polar Hernandez
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Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:27 pm
by Oddball
Well that was pointless.

Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:03 pm
by Banda
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Oh wow

Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:11 am
by LlortLlort
Enemy | wrote:A dramatic reading of this would be hilarious



Re: The Petals Fall Twice

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:12 am
by Dream
What the shit.

This was... Entertaining at least. In a horrible, horrible way that shouldn't be entertaining, but is.