Ok, that clears it up somewhat. The rituals of sex: No wonder we had the Kama Sutra and others.Xanatos wrote:...Do you know the term 'felching'? It's the act of orally removing semen from the partner's orifices. Some, I suppose, enjoy a hint of lemony flavor during the act.YZQ wrote:But, how does the flavour affect the use of the lubricant? I need some enlightening regarding this.Xanatos wrote:I had a lemon wedge with dinner (fish) tonight. Could not stop the mental images.
Only explanation I got.
You have been playing too much KS when...
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
"Nothing is beneath man. Everything is permitted."
"...since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved. However, it is important above all to avoid being hated."
"...since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved. However, it is important above all to avoid being hated."
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Gamera Ramen
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
My mind autocorrected that to Katawa Sutra...
Hellcat wrote:Hanako as a guest appearance for Marvel Vs Capcom 4, make it happen.
TheHivemind wrote:(the amount of time I spent reading really shitty fanfiction as a direct result of needing more ways to describe sticking a dick in a butt is, at this point, incalculable).
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Cripple Aphorism?Gamera Ramen wrote:My mind autocorrected that to Katawa Sutra...
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
You start making fanfics out of it with a fanfic generator. Like this .
And like this. Sweet horny night, a thousand times horny night! - Lilly may have a problem...
And like this. Sweet horny night, a thousand times horny night! - Lilly may have a problem...
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
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OtakuNinja
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Are those images SFW?
Emibro, Hanabro, [Lilly Lover], Rin Kin, Feminist, Two-timer
(Passively working on my KS YouTube series. Someday...)
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Those are just images of texts.
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Yeah.<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
I tried the fanfic generator and it turned out like this.
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
"Hisao's heart ached, like a boss." should have been the final line in every good end.Fiandra wrote:I tried the fanfic generator and it turned out like this.
"They tumbled on my dick and did a lot of very great things, some involving adorable speakers." - DYING.
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Why can't i avoid picturing concert-level speakers doing the job?Xanatos wrote:"They tumbled on my dick and did a lot of very great things, some involving adorable speakers." - DYING.
Bonus point for the mental image of an audience listening to... Whatever's going on in that non-sequitur.
"It is not reason, more or less furnished, but will that makes the world march"
"Unfortunately, if you can think of something really stupid, someone out there probably believes it." -Xanatos
"Unfortunately, if you can think of something really stupid, someone out there probably believes it." -Xanatos
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
You modify all the music discs in Minecraft to play the KS soundtrack...
You create a Kenji skin in Minecraft then reskin the various mobs to be the evil feminists (with transparency mods to make Emi and Rin)
Zombies become Lilly (because their pathfinding is lousy)
Skeletons become Emi.
Creepers become Shizune (because mute)
Ghasts become Hanako (because fire-spitting hell demon)
Villagers become Rin.
Endermen become Misha.
You create a Kenji skin in Minecraft then reskin the various mobs to be the evil feminists (with transparency mods to make Emi and Rin)
Zombies become Lilly (because their pathfinding is lousy)
Skeletons become Emi.
Creepers become Shizune (because mute)
Ghasts become Hanako (because fire-spitting hell demon)
Villagers become Rin.
Endermen become Misha.
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
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OtakuNinja
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
You are a genius.Xanatos wrote:Endermen become Misha.
Emibro, Hanabro, [Lilly Lover], Rin Kin, Feminist, Two-timer
(Passively working on my KS YouTube series. Someday...)
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
You're playing iNethack (which, incidentally, is my first and only exposure to Nethack) and spend way too much time engraving "Anal." on every single accessible tile in a room.
(I will bring this thread back to life. I WILL.)
(I will bring this thread back to life. I WILL.)
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
....you suddenly have the urge to use Freudian psychology on the cast.
"Nothing is beneath man. Everything is permitted."
"...since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved. However, it is important above all to avoid being hated."
"...since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved. However, it is important above all to avoid being hated."
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
When you read the ks forums waiting between matches at a wrestling tournament ...
"Hey, wait. So, if I'm a rhino, you're a scorpion and he's an octopus, what's a Mysterio?"