Character D&D Stats

[Suriko]

After some discussion on IRC combined with rampant boredom, I fashioned some D&D stats for the girls with a few of the others on at the time. All are, of course, in jest and in no way srs bsns. Also, could any D&D players please refrain from stabbing me with their mechanical pencils or bludgeoning me with their rulebooks.

Hisao
STR 8
DEX 9
CON 8
INT 14
WIS 12
CHA 14
Total=65

Lilly
STR 8
DEX 12
CON 10
INT 14
WIS 16
CHA 17
Total=77

Rin
STR 10
DEX 16
CON 10
INT 17
WIS 5
CHA 10
Total=68

Hanako
STR 14
DEX 14
CON 10
INT 10
WIS 8
CHA 8
Total=64

Emi
STR 16
DEX 14
CON 14
INT 10
WIS 8
CHA 12
Total=74

Shizune
STR 12
DEX 16
CON 10
INT 16
WIS 14
CHA 12
Total=80

[Lulz]

Shizune and Emi are overpowered. This doesn't feel right.

[Nicol Armarfi]

wtf is this shit? Where are Nurse-kun's stats?

[Penguinmayhem]

I'm slightly tempted to go ask /tg/ to make some proper D&D stats for the girls since they're one of 4chan's nicer boards and all and they have experience statting random characters.

[Silentcook]

I can share the blame for carrying this further with crud and his damned 'Yamaku SF' oekaki. Also lawl, thread necromancy.

Hisao: our protagonist sux. Given his overall wussiness and sympathy = cleric/priest. HEALBITCH cleric/priest.
Lilly: emphasis on CHA, plus musical skills = bard.
Rin: with that much intellectual emphasis = eccentric mage/wizard. Don't ask me about somatic spell components, plox.
Hanako: decent physical characteristics, plus climbing skill and attempts at unnoticeability/stealth = thief/rogue/assassin.
Emi: physical emphasis = warrior/fighter. Running skill points to barbarian, actually, but I can't stop giggling at the thought.
Shizune: focus on leadership, coercion and duty = paladin.

[Aura]

Hanako: decent physical characteristics, plus climbing skill and attempts at unnoticeability/stealth = thief/rogue/assassin.

what? HANAKO STRONG! HANAKO SMASH! She's definitely something of that sort.

[cpl_crud]

Yeah I'm kinda inclined to agree there; Emi and Hanko should have their calsses swapped.

Emi is the type of person to sneak you into a gym shed to give you a blow job, Hanako just kills you.

Nuff said.

[TheHivemind]

Emi is the type of person to sneak you into a gym shed to give you a blow job, Hanako just kills you.

Nuff said.

I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose.

[Cain]

Rin: with that much intellectual emphasis = eccentric mage/wizard. Don't ask me about somatic spell components, plox.

reference to somatic spells: R.A. Salvatore's series on the drow, War of the Spider Queen

spell components... depends if you're on Krynn or on Faerun. i believe the laws of magic are different. Raistlin was able to cast magic missile without bison fur in the book where him and caramon joined the mad baron's mercenary force, also the appearence and defeat of the dragon Immortalus

wizard or sorceress you mean.

and thief/rogue are the same chara class, while thieves of amn are a prestiege class restricted to faerun. assassin is a prestiege class as well.

[Peorth]

Emi is the type of person to sneak you into a gym shed to give you a blow job, Hanako just kills you.

Nuff said.

Fund. It.

[TheHivemind]

Emi is the type of person to sneak you into a gym shed to give you a blow job, Hanako just kills you.

Nuff said.

Fund. It.

What, the killing or the blow job?

[Peorth]

Emi is the type of person to sneak you into a gym shed to give you a blow job, Hanako just kills you.

Nuff said.

Fund. It.

What, the killing or the blow job?

Hmm...Originally, I was going to say just the blowjob, but I find the ida of Hanako sneaking around in a catsuit/stealthsuit/whathaveyou disturbingly amusing.


Fund both. We have plenty of money.

[Firebat]

Truth be told, Hanako had 16 charisma before being nearly killed by the fireball of a 7th level magic user, which gave her -6 charisma from the scar left behind, and another -6 from her mentality, resulting in the loss of personal magnetism <3

just funnin around

[Rednal]

Yeah, but for the sort of people who'll be playing this game, it seems she's got about a +20 Charisma from appearance due to some 'Strange Interests' personality quirk everyone else has... XD *Points to poll results for favorite character*

[Fundefined]

Lily; Lawful Good
Rin: Chaotic Neutral
Shizune: Lawful Evil
Hanako: Neutral Good
Misha: Chaotic Evil
Emi: Chaotic Good
Hisao: True Neutral