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The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:57 am
by traitor
The person with the highest amount of brotential in KS is obviously the blind soba cooking guy in Lilly's class

He's a pretty cool guy. Increases his workload so that Hisao and Lilly can have an ending, helping the new kid that he probably can't even see.


What do you think he would look like?

I assume that he wears kamina's sunglasses, has a smile that stretches half his face, and dual wields spatulas.

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:58 am
by Csihar
I'm imagining the Fonz, personally. The Blind Fonz.

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:59 am
by Limbless
Fat Narcoleptic Classmate, he's a huge bro.

Oh, wait, you meant...

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:34 am
by PasterOfMuppets
Csihar wrote:I'm imagining the Fonz, personally. The Blind Fonz.
"Ehhhhhhh... Lilly, you wanna be cool for the first time in your life?" xD

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:04 am
by Brogurt
Most definitely Kenji. He may seem like some drunkard schizo at first, but this guy is really looking out for you. Nobody else in the game gives the same insight that he does, especially with regard to feminist conspiracies and other issues that the rest of the student body outright ignores, like snipers. He may have forgot his graphs, but he knows what he's talking about. He also chugs whiskey with you on the roof before you fall off and die, but that was your own fault you uncoordinated pussy.

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:59 am
by Ascendant
traitor wrote:dual wields spatulas
Does Ninja Burger employ blind ninja? Because I'm pretty sure that's his fate.

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:42 pm
by trhvmn
traitor wrote:I assume that he wears kamina's sunglasses, has a smile that stretches half his face, and dual wields spatulas.
This needs fanart.

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:31 pm
by vaelant
Ascendant wrote:
traitor wrote:dual wields spatulas
Does Ninja Burger employ blind ninja? Because I'm pretty sure that's his fate.
Ninjas dont use their eyes, they always order masks head cloth things that are too big and they cant see. They have sonar or whatever daredevil / bats use

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:23 pm
by Verett
No mention of Akira so far? I am very, very disappointed.

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:44 pm
by Otakumon
Brogurt wrote:Most definitely Kenji. He may seem like some drunkard schizo at first, but this guy is really looking out for you. Nobody else in the game gives the same insight that he does, especially with regard to feminist conspiracies and other issues that the rest of the student body outright ignores, like snipers. He may have forgot his graphs, but he knows what he's talking about. He also chugs whiskey with you on the roof before you fall off and die, but that was your own fault you uncoordinated pussy.
That wasn't uncoordination. He kept backing up because Kenji kept getting up in his face and while he had no problem with swapping chugs from the bottle he didn't want to swap spit directly.

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:19 am
by Aero
Yes, Kenji was getting in your face, but maybe Hisao shouldn't have been such a dick and actually saw the reason behind Kenji's drunken rant.

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:22 pm
by Grand Haberdasher
As much as I like Kenji (from a safe distance, at least) getting someone killed because they're not into you is not a very bro thing to do. Nor is ambushing someone in the bathroom to bum money off of them for pizza that you have no intention of sharing.

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:21 pm
by tarisb
Kenji does have bro potential, but his paranoia seems to get in the way. The alcohol doesn't exactly seem to help on his behalf either :).

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:06 pm
by PasterOfMuppets
tarisb wrote:Kenji does have bro potential, but his paranoia seems to get in the way.
* Brotential
And when it comes to women, 'Paranoia' is called Vigilance. :P

Re: The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:39 pm
by Mercutio
Grand Haberdasher wrote:Nor is ambushing someone in the bathroom to bum money off of them for pizza that you have no intention of sharing.
exactly, man. not sharing pizza is pretty non-broish, but saying "I need money for a pizza and no you can't have any?" dude. that's like anti-bro. the only time bros don't share pizza is when there's one slice left, I thought everyone knew that. :mrgreen: