The Annotated Bromont
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:32 pm
One artist's unsolicited personal challenge to speedsketch his way through a live CYOA thread. Is he a bad enough dude to improvise fanart in 15 minutes, or is he just plain bad?
Kenji drunkenly rummages through his stack of beer cans and empty cheeto bags, and comes out with a shiny blue bottle of Vodka.
You stealthfully hide the bottle in your pants, passing it off as your natural bulge.
"Tehehe!", you hear girls giggling at you as you run on by.
Diligently, you prepare the tea, while taking the bottle of Vodka out without making a sound.
"Your tea's readyyyyy~", you sing out and place the spiked tea cup in front of Lilly.
Wow, one cup and she's already getting shitfaced? Talk about a lightweight.
"Hisao?"
"Yeeeeees?"
"Shut your fucking face when I'm trying to compliment you", Lilly snaps at you, drunk out of her mind.
"Your name is Hisao...", Lilly points out as she places her arms on the table and rests her head.
"Yes, yes it is"
"Hisao... Hiss sow... Hiss... Sow"
"HISAO, DID YOU SPIKE MY DRINK?"
Lilly digs her nails into your throat.
"I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU-"
Lilly's shouts suddenly slow down and she almost instantly falls asleep. Her head lands on your shoulder, Lilly's arm placement reminds you of someone snuggling against a humongous pillow.
You spot Hanako in the back again, secluded like she always is.
Same bean bag chair, same... book?
"Hisao... Y-You're not suppose to be here, are you?", Hanako keeps her gaze circulating between her book and your face.
"I got in, for good behavior"
"T-Too bad, there's only one chair here and I'm u-using it-"
"We can share!", you blurt out as you sit down next to Hanako.
You sneak out a doujin from underneath your shirt.
"What's.. T-That?", Hanako asks with wonder.
"This, my fair Hanako, is a Doujin"
"Of what...?"
"Back to the Future"
"MR. NECKTIE!", The Principal calls you into his office... That's shaped like a wrestling ring.
"Principal Wrestler-san, what do I owe the pleasure?", you greet the Principal, who wears a Luchidor mask everywhere.
"HISAO! My man, we have a problem"
"Should I put on my cool face?"
"Listen, we received INFO that the rival Physically Disabled School 'Gamfunku' High has sent a spy to our school to unmask our secret weapon we were going to roll out and the state's fair..."
"Here's what we found out about the Spy...", the principal throws a photo your way, you catch it between your teeth and strike a pose.
"The spy is a female... With green pubic hair...", he plainly blurts out.
You accidentally pull Kenji's pants down-
"EH!?"
Kenji's legs are oddly girlish-
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!", you shout as you spot green pubic hair.
"HMMPH! IT LOOKS LIKE I WAS SPOTTED!", the female spy transforms back into her green spy outfit.