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Hisao Nakai waited. The lights above him blinked and flicked over the classroom. There were handicaps in the school. He didn't get their ends, but had expected them now for days. His warnings to Cernel Kenji were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Hisao was a normal boy for seventeen years. When he was young he watched the schoolgirls and he said to dad "I want to be in the highschools daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE RAPE BY HANDICAPS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the special highschool he knew there were handicaps.

"This is Kenji" the radio crackered. "You must fight the feminists!"

So Hisao gotted his ntoebook and remembered the girls.

"HE GOING TO BEFRIEND US" said the girls

"I will seduce him" said Emi and she removed the shirt blouses. Hisao plasmaed at her and tried to make her poplar. But then Hideaki appeared and they were trapped and not able to seduce.

"No! I must rape the handicaps" he shouted

The radio said "No, Hisao. You are the handicaps"

And then Hisao had a heart attack.

Bravo.

Sounds pretty crazy

You are late. But that's okay, I guess.

I laughed, well done.

Ha really funny n good.

Mine is better with surprise TG endings and shite

Nice ending though

Guest wrote:Hideaki appeared and they were trapped

Best shit I've heard all day, today!

Thanks.

So, who's gonna volunteer to write "Qarterlife: Halfway to HHHHHNNNNGGG"?

Minister of Gloom wrote:So, who's gonna volunteer to write "Qarterlife: Halfway to HHHHHNNNNGGG"?

I'd rather like a "my immortal" KS edition.

SnigendePind wrote:

Minister of Gloom wrote:So, who's gonna volunteer to write "Qarterlife: Halfway to HHHHHNNNNGGG"?

I'd rather like a "my immortal" KS edition.

"He put his thing in my you know what then he had a heart attack and died".

Nahhh, introduce the authors as Yamaku students. Writing that bad has to count as a disability.

On topic, if we're mocking bad writing, please don't bring Edward to Yamaku. We don't wanna go there, guys.

Goldilurks wrote:Nahhh, introduce the authors as Yamaku students. Writing that bad has to count as a disability.

On topic, if we're mocking bad writing, please don't bring Edward to Yamaku. We don't wanna go there, guys.

I would consider sparkliness to be a chronic skin disease.

Goldilurks wrote:On topic, if we're mocking bad writing, please don't bring Edward to Yamaku. We don't wanna go there, guys.

If we're mocking bad writing, there's quite a bit in our own backyard.

So yeah, we don't wanna go there.

This made me go "wtf" in a good way