Turns Out You Were Right (Hisao x Shizune, with much Rin)
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:17 pm
I don't know where this came from, guys. I really don't.
Turns Out You Were Right
"Um... Rin?"
"Yes."
"You remember your first guess about my problem?"
"...Your heart problem."
"No, your first guess."
"Ah. Yes. What of it?"
"...You were right, actually."
"...Really. And how did you find this out? ...Wait. I recall a rumor."
"What... kind of rumor?"
"About Shizune."
"Ah."
"And you."
"It's true."
"I see. Was it fun?"
"...Up until I had to convince her that it was my fault, not hers?"
"Ah. That doesn't sound pleasant."
"It wasn't. You know how she hates to... well, she hates to lose. At anything."
"She does like to win. But one would think that she would think that she already won, as she had you where she wanted you. And you were where you wanted you."
"That's... pretty much what I told her."
"Sensible."
"I was mortified, you know? I think that she accepted it when I told her."
"With your hands."
"...for many meanings of that phrase."
"Ah. Heheh. Come to that, a problem in your heart would make a problem in your pants, because a problem in your heart would make blood flow much less freely to your pants. Is that what happened, Hisao?"
"Actually, that... problem... is a side effect. Of my meds."
"...Hisao."
"Yes?"
"If you stop taking them, it would be dire. The end of your world. And of Shizune's. Possibly mine and Emi's."
"I... hadn't considered it."
"No?"
"...for more than a second."
"If you do not take your medication, I shall tell Emi."
"...You wouldn't."
"I would tell Emi that you were not taking it. And I would tell her why. Because you are our friend."
"...You would."
"This is what I said, yes."
"...I won't."
"I think that's for the best. At any rate... Good luck fixing the problem in your pants, Hisao."
"Thanks."
"And Hisao?"
"Yes?"
"Give Shizune my congratulations."
"I... will."
Turns Out You Were Right
"Um... Rin?"
"Yes."
"You remember your first guess about my problem?"
"...Your heart problem."
"No, your first guess."
"Ah. Yes. What of it?"
"...You were right, actually."
"...Really. And how did you find this out? ...Wait. I recall a rumor."
"What... kind of rumor?"
"About Shizune."
"Ah."
"And you."
"It's true."
"I see. Was it fun?"
"...Up until I had to convince her that it was my fault, not hers?"
"Ah. That doesn't sound pleasant."
"It wasn't. You know how she hates to... well, she hates to lose. At anything."
"She does like to win. But one would think that she would think that she already won, as she had you where she wanted you. And you were where you wanted you."
"That's... pretty much what I told her."
"Sensible."
"I was mortified, you know? I think that she accepted it when I told her."
"With your hands."
"...for many meanings of that phrase."
"Ah. Heheh. Come to that, a problem in your heart would make a problem in your pants, because a problem in your heart would make blood flow much less freely to your pants. Is that what happened, Hisao?"
"Actually, that... problem... is a side effect. Of my meds."
"...Hisao."
"Yes?"
"If you stop taking them, it would be dire. The end of your world. And of Shizune's. Possibly mine and Emi's."
"I... hadn't considered it."
"No?"
"...for more than a second."
"If you do not take your medication, I shall tell Emi."
"...You wouldn't."
"I would tell Emi that you were not taking it. And I would tell her why. Because you are our friend."
"...You would."
"This is what I said, yes."
"...I won't."
"I think that's for the best. At any rate... Good luck fixing the problem in your pants, Hisao."
"Thanks."
"And Hisao?"
"Yes?"
"Give Shizune my congratulations."
"I... will."
Good job, keep up the good work.