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Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:00 am
by ebtesh
Now take a moment and think back to the first time you played the game.... now that you are there, think deeply about the scene where Kenji shows up naked..... and in that one event lies the Truth!
- He has no nipples!
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Kenji has no nipples! I suspect that as a child he played with knifes too much and read some George R.R. Martin books and decided to cut his nipples off.....
Let us all remember this! KENJI HAS NO NIPPLES........
Let us be free from prejudice towards Kenji and pity him forever
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:21 am
by darkblade986
You pity Kenji but yet Ken and Barbie get no love?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimeAnatomy
Knowing this, that leaf is probably covering Kenji's distinct lack of genitalia.
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:48 pm
by Bara
darkblade986 wrote:Knowing this, that leaf is probably covering Kenji's distinct lack of genitalia.
I thought it symbolized Kenji's utter disdain for vegetarians, cause Real Men Eat Meat!!
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:54 pm
by Kuro
In fact, it's probably for censorship reasons, even though a boy's hardly need censored. However, your theory is amusing, so I'm inclined to agree.
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:27 pm
by ebtesh
I thought it symbolized Kenji's utter disdain for vegetarians, cause Real Men Eat Meat!!
It must be true, only women are vegetarians. The woman he bedded must have been a vegetarian.
On another note.... I want to meet the woman he bedded...
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:35 pm
by ebtesh
Kuro wrote:In fact, it's probably for censorship reasons, even though a boy's hardly need censored. However, your theory is amusing, so I'm inclined to agree.
Why would they need to censor when this is going to turn into a Eroge? I think it is just because no one wants to see a blind mans equipment... at least when they are looking for naked woman not men.
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:40 pm
by Caesius
Oh dear, a TV Tropes link.
I'm doomed.
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:05 pm
by Vertical
But how will he lactate?!
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:12 pm
by Caesius
Vertical wrote:But how will he lactate?!
Through his other vestigial organ:
the appendix!
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:15 pm
by Vertical
Oh God... appendix *cradles sides*... don't remind me... Sea World... first aid station... eight fucking hours... vomiting every half-hour.
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:55 am
by ebtesh
Vertical wrote:But how will he lactate?!
He has special ways to "lactate", if you know what i mean..... He lactates just by talking about "female infiltration".
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:39 am
by darkblade986
Caesius wrote:
Oh dear, a TV Tropes link.
I'm doomed.
*insert Evil Misha laugh here*
Vertical wrote:Oh God... appendix *cradles sides*... don't remind me... Sea World... first aid station... eight fucking hours... vomiting every half-hour.
Somehow I managed to go 3 days after my appendix burst and only vomited once (4am, given, but still). At least we only have to deal with it once.
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:23 am
by Nightdragon
Vertical wrote:Oh God... appendix *cradles sides*... don't remind me... Sea World... first aid station... eight fucking hours... vomiting every half-hour.
Wow I really dont want my appendix to burst now. At least we get free medical and what-not, but thats not saying much...
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:58 pm
by Layzuhl
Stop linking to tvtropes. I just got lost for about five hours.
Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:26 pm
by toast
ebtesh wrote:
On another note.... I want to meet the woman he bedded...
I thought we already agreed it was misha?