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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:23 pm
by das bruce
I have no idea about your first one. None.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:46 pm
by PinkMagus
Look up the Triangle Waist Company. (Misnamed the company, fixed it) And made another one too.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:09 am
by PharaohSauron
PinkMagus wrote:TriangleWaistCompany.jpg
Since I know my history, I will tear you a new one for that. :D

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:31 am
by kosherbacon
Is her favorite glam-rock band Great White?

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:58 am
by PharaohSauron
I made some other ones, but I only feel like posting this one right now. Don't ask why; I don't know.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:29 am
by Captain Niggawatts
PharaohSauron wrote:I made some other ones, but I only feel like posting this one right now. Don't ask why; I don't know.

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Bzzzt.

Move the entire final clause to the third panel.

"I guess she..."

"Blinded you with science."

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:02 pm
by PharaohSauron
Captain Niggawatts wrote:
Bzzzt.

Move the entire final clause to the third panel.

"I guess she..."

"Blinded you with science."
Emi is supposed to have "WITH SCIENCE" as the zinger. It's unexpected, and thus more humorous. Imagine her saying it in a declarative boom while pointing straight up.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:05 pm
by Captain Niggawatts
PharaohSauron wrote:
Captain Niggawatts wrote:
Bzzzt.

Move the entire final clause to the third panel.

"I guess she..."

"Blinded you with science."
Emi is supposed to have "WITH SCIENCE" as the zinger. It's unexpected, and thus more humorous. Imagine her saying it in a declarative boom while pointing straight up.
The pun is the entire phrase "blinded you with science," because Lilly is blind. I know the song goes "WITH SCIENCE" heavily emphasized, but that doesn't make any sense as a joke, because that is not the focal point of the pun.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:07 pm
by EternalLurker
'Cept it _was_ the focal point, or at least seems to be. Whether or not you believe it humorous as such is your call, but I certainly thought it was written as intended when I read it.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:49 pm
by Csihar
Captain Niggawatts wrote:
PharaohSauron wrote: WITH SCIENCE GOOD
WITH SCIENCE BAD
Here's what's causing all the fuss. The format is usually
1. setup
2. setup
3. horribly lame disability joke
4. YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
and the disability joke was in panel 2, not panel 3.

Also, this thread is epic.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:58 am
by kosherbacon
Csihar wrote:
Here's what's causing all the fuss. The format is usually
1. setup
2. setup
3. horribly lame disability joke
4. YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
and the disability joke was in panel 2, not panel 3.

Also, this thread is epic.
I see what you did there.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:23 am
by Bara
Hmmm, if I was writing it myself I'd have put "Blinded you with science" in panel 3, but find the way it was done is still funny. Getting worried about a certain format is too much for me. It isn't like I'm trying to translate them to a foreign language or anything. :lol:

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:32 am
by BlueMaxima
I can't believe no one ever thought of this, even though it's lame among the world of lames.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:35 am
by Smoku
I see...

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... what you did there.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:40 pm
by BlueMaxima
I guess you didn't...see this coming.
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