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Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
Here I am at
Camp Katawa.
It is very
much discerning,
And they say we'll have some fun
If it stops burning.

I went running
with a Loli;
Nearly died and
Became holy.
It hurt just like
a big brick wall;
I'm just glad that I got through it okay at all.

All the mute girls
hate the talkers,
And I just got
A new stalker,
And the head teach
hates the slackers,
So he forces us to swallow poisoned crackers.

Now I don't want
this to 'nnoy ya,
But my roommate's
paranoia:
You remember
Rin Tezuka,
They just found her setting up a big bazooka.

Take me home, oh
Mudda, Fadda,
Take me home, I
hate Katawa!
Don't leave me
out in the campground,
Where I might get eaten by Misha.

Take me home,
I promise I will not make squeaks,
Or burn the house
like other freaks,
O please don't
make me wait,
I've been here one whole date...

Dearest Father,
Darling Mother,
How's my precious
crippled brudda?
Let me come home
if you miss me,
I would even let Hanako hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute,
it stopped hailing,
Deaf Girl's swimming,
Muto's sailing.
Playing dodgeball,
gee that's freaky,
Mudda, Fadda take me home before I'm creaky!

OK, that got a chuckle.

It was amusing at first, but went on too long and lost my interest.

Lols. HOw long did this take you?

Damn the fact that this song is even still in people's memories is a wonderment.

It was old back when I first heard it on a cassette dubbed from an LP.

Are you kidding? That song is awesome. I listened the shit out of that song when I was a kid.

@Vertical: A little while. Rhyming things in and of itself isn't difficult (except for words like "loli"...), but I had to keep the syllables the same as well, so that took a bit. It was just an idea that popped into my head, so I figured I might as well do it.

i caught myself huming this as i was reading it

Hoshit, I was lollin'. Brings back memories that I should be too young to have.

I kept thinking about the commercial with the puppies in it.

Puppies + Katawa = ??