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Reposted from a thread yesterday on /co/, a group effort

It's Kenji Seto with his number one hit BITCHES DON'T KNOW (BOUT WHAT I KNOW BOUT BITCHES!)

"And now I'd like to dedicate this one to Rin, a little something from Creed."
"See Rin, he's not such a prick after all."
"With arms wide opennnnn..."

"Now I'd like to dedicate this one to Emi!"
"Oh God..."
"GO AHEAD AAAAAND JUMP! JUMP!"

"This next one goes out to Lilly. Peter Gabriel's 'In Your Eyes'."
"What. A. Dick."

"And now, for Shizune, John Cage's immortal 4'33"."

"You suck!"
"Ah, that's right, you thought I forgot you Misha. Now, Garbage's immortal hit, 'stupid girl.'"

"And HERE's one for lil' Hanako over there!"
"KENJI YOU BETTER NOT EVEN THINK AB-"
"Buuuuurn baby burn! Disco inferno! Buuuuuuurn baby burn! Burn that mother down!"

"I believe your 'concert' is over, Kenji."
"And let's have a big hand for Muto-sensei, who works so closely with all these fine ladies on a daily basis! 'Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me'---hey! Leggo! You can't do this to me!"

Ahahahahahahhahaha!!! That made my day! =D =D

Oh..my..god...LOL!
srsly, this made my effin day!
i especially liked
"And now, for Shizune, John Cage's immortal 4'33"."

Twisted... deliciously twisted.

/co/mrades are pretty conditioned to recognize "guitar hands" in comic book poses and shoop what's needed into them. For the record, all but two of the above "tributes" were mine (and MTL vastly improved my "Bitches Don't Know" song title).

ROCK!!!

that was fucking hilarious. "bitches don't know (what I know about bitches) totally needs to get into the game at some point.

also: bonus points for Misha's song. I thought I was the last living Garbage fan.

What, no Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker for Hisao?

Blue Canary wrote:What, no Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker for Hisao?

Believe me, I thought of it.

Blue Canary wrote:What, no Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker for Hisao?

'course not. Hisao and Kenji are chill. Bros like them don't do what them feminist pigs do!

I have to give you HUGE FUCKING pros on that one man, I have tears in my eyes for god's sake! Very clever!

That was surprisingly hilarious

I caught all the references of the song names and lyrics to the characters' disablities, but...for some reason, I didn't think it was funny at all, even though that's the sort of thing I would pobably have written about...

Spoon wrote:I've got you... under my skin.
I've got you... deep in the heart of me.
So deep in my heart, that you're really a part of me.
I've got you, under my skin.

Huh?

Attempting to make an arrhythmia joke, did not work out so great.

Or maybe I just like Frank Sinatra. A lot.