KeiichiO wrote:
Happy Birthday Emi! If it's nice today, I'll jog a few miles in your honor.
Happy Birthday Emi indeed. Assuming I don't go out tonight I'll go for a nice run.
Happy Birthday Rin: Do something but technically nothing.
Happy Birthday Emi: Run a couple miles but technically that's nothing to Emi.
True, but my only alternative is climbing up onto my old high school's roof since I'll be back in my hometown by tonight. Hm maybe that's not such a bad idea after all, it's been almost a year since I've been up there anyways.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
SpecimenSix wrote:True, but my only alternative is climbing up onto my old high school's roof since I'll be back in my hometown by tonight. Hm maybe that's not such a bad idea after all, it's been almost a year since I've been up there anyways.
Hmm, I like the idea of climbing on my high school roof. I hated the place, so maybe I could bring some paintball guns and wreck havoc around the place while having a nice picnic on the roof
But alas, I'd probably end up in jail. Then I'd REALLY connect with Emi's experiences
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..." <Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played." <KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
KeiichiO wrote:
But alas, I'd probably end up in jail. Then I'd REALLY connect with Emi's experiences
Ha.
No lubricants in jail.
/Notworthit. Might as well just chop your legs off.
You won't end up in jail if you're fast enough. And if nothing else you can always use your tears as lube.
I second the notion of cutting your legs off. Bonus points if you send them to Emi and she attaches them and lives a long and happy life with hairy man legs.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
SpecimenSix wrote:Bonus points if you send them to Emi and she attaches them and lives a long and happy life with hairy man legs.
Oh hello, Van Gogh. I thought you were already dead.
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..." <Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played." <KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Emi indeed gets a strawberry cake, with extra strawberries.
For the second dessert, she gets a bowlful of strawberries, because Emi.
D'awwwwwww.
Maybe if you're really good she'll let you feed them to her like Rin.
"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things. But vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant." ~ The Doctor.
