TheDwarfLard's One-Shots (Updated 28/1/2017)
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:16 am
I've been sitting on a fair amount of fan-fictions for some time now (and likely will continue writing), and I decided to post them here.
Index
1. Breaking and Entering (this post)
2. Family Picnic
3. Understanding
Alternate and expanded scene in 'Breaking and Entering.'
4. Haneko
5. Vampire Hanako
6. Home for Christmas (Part 1)
7. Home for Christmas (Christmas Special/Part 3)
8. Home for Christmas (Part 2)
9. Hanako Gives Hisao's the Chocolate (Valentine's Day)
10. Home for Christmas (Part 4) (1/2) (2/2)
Second part's endings are NSFW.
10. At the Beach
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Breaking and Entering
Hisao always likes to tell me I have too many locks on my bunker door. He never listens when I say that you can never be too careful here. I can't believe he doesn't listen, even after I told him how the feminists outnumber us! Despite that, Hisao's a good soldier and even better man, but I fear it's going to lead to his downfall.
I sometimes hear his friend with the dark hair enter his room in the evening. It's even worse that he lets her in! I try to eavesdrop on their conversations, but it's too muffled. Such is the price of my own safety…
And she rarely leaves the night she arrives. Hisao may be sleeping, but she must be planting traps to catch Hisao when she wakes up. The feminists are too smart to just kidnap him directly, they always use their goddamned traps. I have all too much experience with that... I don't know why he just doesn't listen!
Because of these recent developments, I think I might need to add another three locks to the door and replace the window glass with bulletproof glass. That'll thwart their snipers.
The door finally opens up to the bleak and desolate world. Hisao thinks the Yamaku dormitory hallway is the same as it's always been, but his vision is unclear and focused. He *thinks* he has better eyesight, but my shaman eyes have never failed me thus far. Maybe I need to break into his room at night and slap some sense into him.
Hm… the corridor looks clear.
Damn, I almost forgot my survival bag! I can't be caught without it in this world. It has enough supplies to last me several days if I'm pinned down by the enemy. I hope that doesn't happen, but one can never be too sure. Despite the urgency, I can afford a few seconds to make sure Hisao's okay.
I hastily yet skillfully lock the entrance to my safe haven. The last thing I need is a break-in and robbery. I'd be set back weeks, if not months!
As I approach Hisao's door, I put my ear up to it. There's not much, just a few faint sounds. The first one that sticks out sounds like clacking on wood. Ah, that's right, they often play games together. I wonder why that girl is helping Hisao practice his strategies… The only other sound that's clear enough is the girl giggling. Is Hisao converting her? He always seemed smarter than I gave him credit for. Maybe he can do what I couldn't… Well, I can get a status report from him later.
Survival bag in hand, I set out for the mission that's been planned for weeks now, but I can't help but feel somewhat bad now. No, I can't think like that. I can't be sure that Hanako girl is an ally and doesn't want to capture my second in command. Those feminists may be crafty, but they *always* leave behind some evidence tying them to their devious plots. If it's there, I'm going to find it. Hisao's life depends on it!
I stealthily make my way down the hallway, through the common room, and out of the building. So far so good. I have an hour until curfew is in place. As much as it restricts me, it does also limit their movement as well. I have time for an extensive search.
Going behind the feminists' dormitory building, I set down my survival bag and pull out the item conveniently placed on top of everything. This ski mask should conceal my identity at distance.
I quickly make my way over to the door, slowly opening it. Taking a peek inside, I see no one. Perfect. I make my way up the stairs, since the elevator could easily be sabotaged, which would cause me to fall to my doom. It doesn't take long to find that girl's room, especially since I pried the information from Hisao. He was confused, but it's for his own good. Once again setting down my bag, I grab my trusty lockpick and make quick work of the locked door. In mere seconds, the door opens and reveals that spy's HQ.
It's surprisingly bleak and colorless, but I shouldn't expect much more from such a mobile group. I quickly close the door behind me so no one catches me here, especially her friend. She's blind as a bat, but I know how good her hearing is. Have to keep calm and be as quiet as possible.
The first item to catch my eye is a doll on a shelf. It's probably some voodoo doll she uses for her witchcraft, but it couldn't hurt to inspect it. Hm… From what Hisao's told me, I think it looks like that girl's friend. Seems to be in good condition and of high quality… not that I would know. After all, puppets are far superior.
Otherwise, there's not much of interest on the shelves. Her desk, however, has a folded up note. Just seems like a bunch of plans for the week: what the two of them are doing tonight, a date tomorrow at that teahouse and an upcoming book both of them apparently want. At least I know *where* to go now, but I'm not much further ahead than I was yesterday. Maybe there's something of interest in her desk?
I rummage through the drawers, but only the last one has something: a small book with some surprisingly good penmanship on it. Must be a diary. Checking the clock, I have around 50 minutes left, so there's time to study this.
The early pages all sound relatively the same, but I notice that Hisao starts to come up an increasingly large amount. He's not the only topic, but at least 50% of the entries at this point have some information about him.
I begin to stop paying attention to the dates and focus entirely on the entries themselves. Must be mid July at this point in the diary. They spent the night together? They had sex…? WHAT‽ Didn't I warn him of the dangers? He's going to get himself killed, and by the looks of it, it's going to come a lot sooner than I thought.
Despite these terrible developments, I must forge ahead. Entry for the day after… Hisao wasn't affected by her feminine wiles? But how? My lifeforce was drained from me, but not him? This doesn't make any sense. And then the last few lines throw me for an even bigger loop. 'I've loved him for weeks and was finally able to show Hisao as clearly as possible. And I now know that he loves me just as much. I've never felt so happy.'
This has to be some simple trick, so I flip through the rest of the entries to confirm that. The feminists always screw up at some point. They may have the numbers, but I have the brains. Yet, the rest of the entries only confirm what this Hanako wrote to be true.
Why do I suddenly feel bad? Maybe she was an ally all along and I never released. I don't think Hisao's stupid enough to fall into such an obvious trap, especially after I warned him. I quietly put the diary back, grab my supplies, and head out the door and return to my bunker. I think what happened today requires a special meeting tomorrow…
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The events of the day keep racing through my head as if they're drag racers or cougars… or drag racing cougars. All this time I thought this Hanako was after Hisao's blood to gain a significant advantage over the resistance. But that simply can't be the case anymore. Feminists aren't capable of love and they're definitely not patient creatures. If she was going to kill Hisao, she would have done so a long time ago. Furthermore, sex had brought them closer together instead of tearing them apart. He didn't have his life force drained either... what's so different for them? I'll have to conduct some research when Hisao's out with Hanako...
No, this meeting can't wait until tomorrow.
Leaving the safety of my bunker, I put my ear up to his door again. Good. They're still talking and I can hear the occasionally clack. Despite the urgency, I decide to at least give them a warning of my grand arrival.
"Hisao, man, are you in there?"
The voice is muffled, but still clear enough, "Kenji? We're in the middle of something important right now."
I can't help but grow angry, "This is more important, damnit!" My attempts to open the door are of no use. It opens a few second later, revealing a very casual and vulnerable Hisao and his girlfriend sitting on his bed, both with fairly messy hair. At least I think so.
"What do you want?" He seems aggravated.
"I'll get straight to the point: Hanako's not a feminist and I can prove it."
Hisao just looks at me blankly. "I've known that all this time. She's only shown love and kindness to me and I've done my best to return that." A pause. "Anyway, didn't I tell you that earlier?"
I adjust my glasses in what I assume is a matter-of-fact way. "Well, you never actually *proved* it. You're going to want to sit down for this. It might take a while and I don't want you getting tired, man."
After a brief recount of what happened, I finally get to the important part. "So anyway, I broke into Hanako's room--"
Hisao quickly and angrily interjects, "You what‽"
And Hanako moves to gather more information about my mission. "Did you take anything…?"
"No, I looked through some documents, but everything is where it was."
"That's a relief… but wh-what documents? You don't mean my d-diary, do you? "Her voice is filled with relief, but dread takes hold quickly.
"Yes."
Sitting at Hisao's desk, I can see them both of them well enough, especially Hanako throwing the covers over herself to hide. Hisao responds by putting an arm around her and slowly moves it up and down her own arm. Who knew diaries were so special to them?
I forge ahead. "I had to know. Who's to say you weren't under some feminist spell and just saying that she was trustworthy? I had to find out for myself. And I'm convinced now."
Hisao shakes his head. "Well, I guess that's something at least."
Guess it took less time than I expected, probably for the better. "So, can I expect to see my newest recruit in action next week?"
She shakes her head from underneath the covers. Hisao whispers something to her and she slowly pulls them away. I stick out a hand to confirm this agreement. Hanako slowly meets me halfway and a decent handshake is all it takes. At this distance, I'm able to get a pretty good view of her. Damn, I gotta admit that Hisao is one lucky guy and that he wasn't lying way back then. She's pretty cute. I'll have to tell him at another time, as the nightly assault is going to begin soon.
"I hope you two are prepared for the attacks tonight. Get some rest if you can." And with that, I return to the safety of my bunker.
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Hanako looks at me with wide eyes and I do my best to explain the situation. "Kenji's… a little out there sometimes. He means well. Also, you don't really have to do anything his fight against the feminists, just make something up if he ever asks."
She nods. "O-Okay."
With that settled and our game of chess already completed, there's suddenly much less to do. I can't help but let out a yawn. Lying on my bed, I invite Hanako to join me for the night. She quickly and excitedly takes her place beside me and wears her cute, shy smile.
"Need something, Ha--" My words are cut off as her lips meet mine and we're both lost in a kiss.
"Sleep well, Hi--" I repeat her action and cut her off with another kiss. It's a shorter one, but no less passionate. When we break off, Hanako puts on a pout. It never fails to get to me…
I decide to quickly make vague plans to satisfy her, and myself as well. "How about we can do whatever you want tomorrow? After all, it'll be Sunday." An excited nod is the response I get, but it's all I need.
And just like most nights, we fall asleep together, holding Hanako close.
Index
1. Breaking and Entering (this post)
2. Family Picnic
3. Understanding
Alternate and expanded scene in 'Breaking and Entering.'
4. Haneko
5. Vampire Hanako
6. Home for Christmas (Part 1)
7. Home for Christmas (Christmas Special/Part 3)
8. Home for Christmas (Part 2)
9. Hanako Gives Hisao's the Chocolate (Valentine's Day)
10. Home for Christmas (Part 4) (1/2) (2/2)
Second part's endings are NSFW.
10. At the Beach
_____
Breaking and Entering
Hisao always likes to tell me I have too many locks on my bunker door. He never listens when I say that you can never be too careful here. I can't believe he doesn't listen, even after I told him how the feminists outnumber us! Despite that, Hisao's a good soldier and even better man, but I fear it's going to lead to his downfall.
I sometimes hear his friend with the dark hair enter his room in the evening. It's even worse that he lets her in! I try to eavesdrop on their conversations, but it's too muffled. Such is the price of my own safety…
And she rarely leaves the night she arrives. Hisao may be sleeping, but she must be planting traps to catch Hisao when she wakes up. The feminists are too smart to just kidnap him directly, they always use their goddamned traps. I have all too much experience with that... I don't know why he just doesn't listen!
Because of these recent developments, I think I might need to add another three locks to the door and replace the window glass with bulletproof glass. That'll thwart their snipers.
The door finally opens up to the bleak and desolate world. Hisao thinks the Yamaku dormitory hallway is the same as it's always been, but his vision is unclear and focused. He *thinks* he has better eyesight, but my shaman eyes have never failed me thus far. Maybe I need to break into his room at night and slap some sense into him.
Hm… the corridor looks clear.
Damn, I almost forgot my survival bag! I can't be caught without it in this world. It has enough supplies to last me several days if I'm pinned down by the enemy. I hope that doesn't happen, but one can never be too sure. Despite the urgency, I can afford a few seconds to make sure Hisao's okay.
I hastily yet skillfully lock the entrance to my safe haven. The last thing I need is a break-in and robbery. I'd be set back weeks, if not months!
As I approach Hisao's door, I put my ear up to it. There's not much, just a few faint sounds. The first one that sticks out sounds like clacking on wood. Ah, that's right, they often play games together. I wonder why that girl is helping Hisao practice his strategies… The only other sound that's clear enough is the girl giggling. Is Hisao converting her? He always seemed smarter than I gave him credit for. Maybe he can do what I couldn't… Well, I can get a status report from him later.
Survival bag in hand, I set out for the mission that's been planned for weeks now, but I can't help but feel somewhat bad now. No, I can't think like that. I can't be sure that Hanako girl is an ally and doesn't want to capture my second in command. Those feminists may be crafty, but they *always* leave behind some evidence tying them to their devious plots. If it's there, I'm going to find it. Hisao's life depends on it!
I stealthily make my way down the hallway, through the common room, and out of the building. So far so good. I have an hour until curfew is in place. As much as it restricts me, it does also limit their movement as well. I have time for an extensive search.
Going behind the feminists' dormitory building, I set down my survival bag and pull out the item conveniently placed on top of everything. This ski mask should conceal my identity at distance.
I quickly make my way over to the door, slowly opening it. Taking a peek inside, I see no one. Perfect. I make my way up the stairs, since the elevator could easily be sabotaged, which would cause me to fall to my doom. It doesn't take long to find that girl's room, especially since I pried the information from Hisao. He was confused, but it's for his own good. Once again setting down my bag, I grab my trusty lockpick and make quick work of the locked door. In mere seconds, the door opens and reveals that spy's HQ.
It's surprisingly bleak and colorless, but I shouldn't expect much more from such a mobile group. I quickly close the door behind me so no one catches me here, especially her friend. She's blind as a bat, but I know how good her hearing is. Have to keep calm and be as quiet as possible.
The first item to catch my eye is a doll on a shelf. It's probably some voodoo doll she uses for her witchcraft, but it couldn't hurt to inspect it. Hm… From what Hisao's told me, I think it looks like that girl's friend. Seems to be in good condition and of high quality… not that I would know. After all, puppets are far superior.
Otherwise, there's not much of interest on the shelves. Her desk, however, has a folded up note. Just seems like a bunch of plans for the week: what the two of them are doing tonight, a date tomorrow at that teahouse and an upcoming book both of them apparently want. At least I know *where* to go now, but I'm not much further ahead than I was yesterday. Maybe there's something of interest in her desk?
I rummage through the drawers, but only the last one has something: a small book with some surprisingly good penmanship on it. Must be a diary. Checking the clock, I have around 50 minutes left, so there's time to study this.
The early pages all sound relatively the same, but I notice that Hisao starts to come up an increasingly large amount. He's not the only topic, but at least 50% of the entries at this point have some information about him.
I begin to stop paying attention to the dates and focus entirely on the entries themselves. Must be mid July at this point in the diary. They spent the night together? They had sex…? WHAT‽ Didn't I warn him of the dangers? He's going to get himself killed, and by the looks of it, it's going to come a lot sooner than I thought.
Despite these terrible developments, I must forge ahead. Entry for the day after… Hisao wasn't affected by her feminine wiles? But how? My lifeforce was drained from me, but not him? This doesn't make any sense. And then the last few lines throw me for an even bigger loop. 'I've loved him for weeks and was finally able to show Hisao as clearly as possible. And I now know that he loves me just as much. I've never felt so happy.'
This has to be some simple trick, so I flip through the rest of the entries to confirm that. The feminists always screw up at some point. They may have the numbers, but I have the brains. Yet, the rest of the entries only confirm what this Hanako wrote to be true.
Why do I suddenly feel bad? Maybe she was an ally all along and I never released. I don't think Hisao's stupid enough to fall into such an obvious trap, especially after I warned him. I quietly put the diary back, grab my supplies, and head out the door and return to my bunker. I think what happened today requires a special meeting tomorrow…
____________________________________________________________
The events of the day keep racing through my head as if they're drag racers or cougars… or drag racing cougars. All this time I thought this Hanako was after Hisao's blood to gain a significant advantage over the resistance. But that simply can't be the case anymore. Feminists aren't capable of love and they're definitely not patient creatures. If she was going to kill Hisao, she would have done so a long time ago. Furthermore, sex had brought them closer together instead of tearing them apart. He didn't have his life force drained either... what's so different for them? I'll have to conduct some research when Hisao's out with Hanako...
No, this meeting can't wait until tomorrow.
Leaving the safety of my bunker, I put my ear up to his door again. Good. They're still talking and I can hear the occasionally clack. Despite the urgency, I decide to at least give them a warning of my grand arrival.
"Hisao, man, are you in there?"
The voice is muffled, but still clear enough, "Kenji? We're in the middle of something important right now."
I can't help but grow angry, "This is more important, damnit!" My attempts to open the door are of no use. It opens a few second later, revealing a very casual and vulnerable Hisao and his girlfriend sitting on his bed, both with fairly messy hair. At least I think so.
"What do you want?" He seems aggravated.
"I'll get straight to the point: Hanako's not a feminist and I can prove it."
Hisao just looks at me blankly. "I've known that all this time. She's only shown love and kindness to me and I've done my best to return that." A pause. "Anyway, didn't I tell you that earlier?"
I adjust my glasses in what I assume is a matter-of-fact way. "Well, you never actually *proved* it. You're going to want to sit down for this. It might take a while and I don't want you getting tired, man."
After a brief recount of what happened, I finally get to the important part. "So anyway, I broke into Hanako's room--"
Hisao quickly and angrily interjects, "You what‽"
And Hanako moves to gather more information about my mission. "Did you take anything…?"
"No, I looked through some documents, but everything is where it was."
"That's a relief… but wh-what documents? You don't mean my d-diary, do you? "Her voice is filled with relief, but dread takes hold quickly.
"Yes."
Sitting at Hisao's desk, I can see them both of them well enough, especially Hanako throwing the covers over herself to hide. Hisao responds by putting an arm around her and slowly moves it up and down her own arm. Who knew diaries were so special to them?
I forge ahead. "I had to know. Who's to say you weren't under some feminist spell and just saying that she was trustworthy? I had to find out for myself. And I'm convinced now."
Hisao shakes his head. "Well, I guess that's something at least."
Guess it took less time than I expected, probably for the better. "So, can I expect to see my newest recruit in action next week?"
She shakes her head from underneath the covers. Hisao whispers something to her and she slowly pulls them away. I stick out a hand to confirm this agreement. Hanako slowly meets me halfway and a decent handshake is all it takes. At this distance, I'm able to get a pretty good view of her. Damn, I gotta admit that Hisao is one lucky guy and that he wasn't lying way back then. She's pretty cute. I'll have to tell him at another time, as the nightly assault is going to begin soon.
"I hope you two are prepared for the attacks tonight. Get some rest if you can." And with that, I return to the safety of my bunker.
____________________________________________________________
Hanako looks at me with wide eyes and I do my best to explain the situation. "Kenji's… a little out there sometimes. He means well. Also, you don't really have to do anything his fight against the feminists, just make something up if he ever asks."
She nods. "O-Okay."
With that settled and our game of chess already completed, there's suddenly much less to do. I can't help but let out a yawn. Lying on my bed, I invite Hanako to join me for the night. She quickly and excitedly takes her place beside me and wears her cute, shy smile.
"Need something, Ha--" My words are cut off as her lips meet mine and we're both lost in a kiss.
"Sleep well, Hi--" I repeat her action and cut her off with another kiss. It's a shorter one, but no less passionate. When we break off, Hanako puts on a pout. It never fails to get to me…
I decide to quickly make vague plans to satisfy her, and myself as well. "How about we can do whatever you want tomorrow? After all, it'll be Sunday." An excited nod is the response I get, but it's all I need.
And just like most nights, we fall asleep together, holding Hanako close.