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CoffeeDrive wrote:

ParagonTerminus wrote:

Zarys wrote:The General Zarys says "I'll never die, I'll never die, nor will i ever be beaten..."
"Ahaha, CoffeeDrive..you haven't won, just so you know
I'm going to duck inside this “Absolutely Safe Capsule” for the time being.
When I'm inside, no attack will have any effect on me whatsoever.
I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, “Yeah, right. There's no such thing as "absolutely"...
But there is such a thing... And it's this!
The Absolutely Safe Capsule I tricked Mutou and Kenji into making for me!
Me ! all of me !"
Zarys sealed himself inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule with Hanako.
The Absolutely Safe Capsule doesn't do anything.
Inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule, Zarys is sticking his tongue out at you.
Because Zarys and Hanako are sealed inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule,
the battle is, by definition, over.

Zarys, however, had forgotten one thing: the Hanabro Federation's teleporation technology.

And thus the story ended with Hanako marrying Grand Admiral Paragon and living happily ever after with him on a spaceship.

The end, GG, I win, you lose, good day

Alas, poor Hanako had a panic attack of epic proportions during the teleportation, because some wierd ass space shit was happening.
She died in transit.
Rest in pepporonis.

No issue. Clone chamber.

ParagonTerminus wrote:

Zarys wrote:The General Zarys says "I'll never die, I'll never die, nor will i ever be beaten..."
"Ahaha, CoffeeDrive..you haven't won, just so you know
I'm going to duck inside this “Absolutely Safe Capsule” for the time being.
When I'm inside, no attack will have any effect on me whatsoever.
I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, “Yeah, right. There's no such thing as "absolutely"...
But there is such a thing... And it's this!
The Absolutely Safe Capsule I tricked Mutou and Kenji into making for me!
Me ! all of me !"
Zarys sealed himself inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule with Hanako.
The Absolutely Safe Capsule doesn't do anything.
Inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule, Zarys is sticking his tongue out at you.
Because Zarys and Hanako are sealed inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule,
the battle is, by definition, over.

Zarys, however, had forgotten one thing: the Hanabro Federation's teleporation technology.

And thus the story ended with Hanako marrying Grand Admiral Paragon and living happily ever after with him on a spaceship.

The end, GG, I win, you lose, good day

You cannot breaks the canon of Mother, the ASC is Absolutly Safe. nothing can effect what is inside.

Zarys wrote:

ParagonTerminus wrote:

Zarys wrote:The General Zarys says "I'll never die, I'll never die, nor will i ever be beaten..."
"Ahaha, CoffeeDrive..you haven't won, just so you know
I'm going to duck inside this “Absolutely Safe Capsule” for the time being.
When I'm inside, no attack will have any effect on me whatsoever.
I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, “Yeah, right. There's no such thing as "absolutely"...
But there is such a thing... And it's this!
The Absolutely Safe Capsule I tricked Mutou and Kenji into making for me!
Me ! all of me !"
Zarys sealed himself inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule with Hanako.
The Absolutely Safe Capsule doesn't do anything.
Inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule, Zarys is sticking his tongue out at you.
Because Zarys and Hanako are sealed inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule,
the battle is, by definition, over.

Zarys, however, had forgotten one thing: the Hanabro Federation's teleporation technology.

And thus the story ended with Hanako marrying Grand Admiral Paragon and living happily ever after with him on a spaceship.

The end, GG, I win, you lose, good day

You cannot breaks the canon of Mother, the ASC is Absolutly Safe. nothing can effect what is inside.

You clearly haven't played FTL: Faster Than Light. Zoltan Shield Bypass works on ASCs too.

ParagonTerminus wrote:
You clearly haven't played FTL: Faster Than Light. Zoltan Shield Bypass works on ASCs too.

Well, if God itself (The Dark Dragon Reality-Waper of Elsewhere Isles) cannot creates a world without him as eternal in his Absolute Safe Capsule, I don't think that an alien can.

And Mother 3 is infinitely better than FTL.

ParagonTerminus wrote:

CoffeeDrive wrote:

ParagonTerminus wrote: Zarys, however, had forgotten one thing: the Hanabro Federation's teleporation technology.

And thus the story ended with Hanako marrying Grand Admiral Paragon and living happily ever after with him on a spaceship.

The end, GG, I win, you lose, good day

Alas, poor Hanako had a panic attack of epic proportions during the teleportation, because some wierd ass space shit was happening.
She died in transit.
Rest in pepporonis.

No issue. Clone chamber.

Shortly after the teleportation was complete, the Avatar class Titan, "Tezuka" caught the ship in orbit, deploying portable warp disruption devices, quickly locking up the ship and firing the doomsday weapon "Judgement".

Multikill achieved.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FIDgYrNXCY#t=20s)
Judgement firing.

For a quick ingame perspective, doomsday weapons instapop all ships below Supercarrier class.

There's one weapon all of you should fear, if you do not already do so.

It will cook you silently, no matter how powerful you are, what you deploy, or where you go.

And all your superwhatevers will merely light your way to dusty death…

brythain wrote:There's one weapon all of you should fear, if you do not already do so.

It will cook you silently, no matter how powerful you are, what you deploy, or where you go.

And all your superwhatevers will merely light your way to dusty death…

We cant make Waifu Wars a thing?
I want to make waifu wars a thing.

CoffeeDrive wrote:

brythain wrote:There's one weapon all of you should fear, if you do not already do so.

It will cook you silently, no matter how powerful you are, what you deploy, or where you go.

And all your superwhatevers will merely light your way to dusty death…

We cant make Waifu Wars a thing?
I want to make waifu wars a thing.

It's the one thing the whole community can agree on: we want Waifu Wars. (Awesome alliteration attack!)

Shut up, I had won, you're just made a dying dream.

Zarys wrote:Shut up, I had won, you're just made a dying dream.

Pfft. Powerplay.

ParagonTerminus wrote:It's the one thing the whole community can agree on: we want Waifu Wars. (Awesome alliteration attack!)

I dunno; haven't they already happened? The unending arguments, on this forum and elsewhere, to the effect of "WHO IS BESTGIRL - EMI OR HANAKO?!?!?!" would seem to qualify.

d2r wrote:

ParagonTerminus wrote:It's the one thing the whole community can agree on: we want Waifu Wars. (Awesome alliteration attack!)

I dunno; haven't they already happened? The unending arguments, on this forum and elsewhere, to the effect of "WHO IS BESTGIRL - EMI OR HANAKO?!?!?!" would seem to qualify.

Those are Waifu Skirmishes; tiny pockets of conflict popping up across threads and dying after 5-10 posts.

I'm talking war. Hundreds of posts by tens of people, all contesting for the bestgirl.

IT'S FUKKEN HANAKO

d2r wrote:

ParagonTerminus wrote:It's the one thing the whole community can agree on: we want Waifu Wars. (Awesome alliteration attack!)

I dunno; haven't they already happened? The unending arguments, on this forum and elsewhere, to the effect of "WHO IS BESTGIRL - EMI OR HANAKO?!?!?!" would seem to qualify.

At least, you admit that Hanako is one of the best candidates.

Zarys wrote:

d2r wrote:

ParagonTerminus wrote:It's the one thing the whole community can agree on: we want Waifu Wars. (Awesome alliteration attack!)

I dunno; haven't they already happened? The unending arguments, on this forum and elsewhere, to the effect of "WHO IS BESTGIRL - EMI OR HANAKO?!?!?!" would seem to qualify.

At least, you admit that Hanako is one of the best candidates.

It's more accurate to say she's the one that has the most fanboys, ergo the largest military force in the Great Katawa Shoujo Waifu War.

My personal stance on the matter is that the very question of "who is the best girl" is irrelevant and misleading, both because there cannot be an objective best in matters of personal preference, and because I think it's more interesting to evaluate the writing of the routes as a whole, as opposed to which of the girls is your "soulmate" or something.

The victor writes the history, Edmund. I suppose you should know that, after the campaign and all.

I, however, also agree that there is no blanket best girl, as each person is their own special half-snowflake. That said, insulting someone's other half is a crime punishable by strongly worded post. That said, stating your favorite character is all well and good.