Given my previous experience of witnessing bullying and standing up to people, I'd probably yell something rude, profane and vaguely coherent at the bully(s), then fail to think of any kind of danger or break off the conflict until things went badly for me.
Well, depending; my disability is the sort that doesn't impede me too much in a fight, so if they were both more impeded and not too much stronger than my 98-pound, kitten-weak self, I could perhaps handle it.
(But hey, I have pretty good pain resistance and adrenaline junkie tendencies, so it probably wouldn't be that bad regardless.)
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:43 pm
by pandaphil
Tsu wrote:Given my previous experience of witnessing bullying and standing up to people, I'd probably yell something rude, profane and vaguely coherent at the bully(s), then fail to think of any kind of danger or break off the conflict until things went badly for me.
Well, depending; my disability is the sort that doesn't impede me too much in a fight, so if they were both more impeded and not too much stronger than my 98-pound, kitten-weak self, I could perhaps handle it.
(But hey, I have pretty good pain resistance and adrenaline junkie tendencies, so it probably wouldn't be that bad regardless.)
Plus you'll be helping Hanako. That's worth a beating if you ask me.
Of course, after readign all this, you have to wonder how she'd react afterwards. Would she end up spiraling down into another bout of anger and guilt because you got hurt defending her?
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 5:10 pm
by Umber
pandaphil wrote:
Plus you'll be helping Hanako. That's worth a beating if you ask me.
Of course, after readign all this, you have to wonder how she'd react afterwards. Would she end up spiraling down into another bout of anger and guilt because you got hurt defending her?
Depends, did you or did you nothave sex with her and get her good ending yet?
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:32 am
by FoxtrotZero
I'd like to imagine I have the physical strength to beat the living shit out of them, but I don't know because I've never gotten into a proper fight, and I don't have much experience with confrontation.
But I am a big guy. I have a stature that, if I'm not careful, can easily be intimidating. A firm hand on the shoulder and a passive remark like "is there a problem here?" would start it off, and if they don't immediately decide they don't want to mess with me, I'd probably be a little more direct with "what I'm gonna do about it". I'd like to avoid fisticuffs, but the gentleman within me would take it to that if necessary (sweep their leg, put them on their back, lean over them with your weight on their chest).
And god forbid they should fight back and know fuckall about doing so. Then I may well get the crap kicked out of me. Which would suck, but I'd definitely score points with my waifu for defending her.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:40 am
by Xanatos
FoxtrotZero wrote:I'd like to imagine I have the physical strength to beat the living shit out of them
Anyone can beat the shit out of anyone else with the right tactics. Go for the nads and hair, always.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:56 am
by StudyOfWumbology
Xanatos wrote:
FoxtrotZero wrote:I'd like to imagine I have the physical strength to beat the living shit out of them
Anyone can beat the shit out of anyone else with the right tactics. Go for the nads and hair, always.
Oh lawdy, we've awoken the almight Xanatos from his slumber. And nads?
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:00 am
by Xanatos
StudyOfWumbology wrote:
Xanatos wrote:
FoxtrotZero wrote:I'd like to imagine I have the physical strength to beat the living shit out of them
Anyone can beat the shit out of anyone else with the right tactics. Go for the nads and hair, always.
Oh lawdy, we've awoken the almight Xanatos from his slumber. And nads?
Nads. Balls. Testicles. KICK 'EM RIGHT IN THE WUMBOS!
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:04 am
by Umber
Xanatos wrote:
StudyOfWumbology wrote:
Oh lawdy, we've awoken the almight Xanatos from his slumber. And nads?
Nads. Balls. Testicles. KICK 'EM RIGHT IN THE WUMBOS!
Algebraic substitution:
I testicles, you testicles. The StudyOfNadsology.
And why does no one go for the eye gouging?...
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:08 am
by FoxtrotZero
StudyOfWumbology wrote:
Xanatos wrote:
FoxtrotZero wrote:I'd like to imagine I have the physical strength to beat the living shit out of them
Anyone can beat the shit out of anyone else with the right tactics. Go for the nads and hair, always.
Oh lawdy, we've awoken the almight Xanatos from his slumber. And nads?
The gentlemen. The family jewels. The bollocks. Los cajones.
Testacles.
Throat's also a good point to grab, I understand.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:14 am
by StudyOfWumbology
Xanatos wrote:
Nads. Balls. Testicles. KICK 'EM RIGHT IN THE WUMBOS!
Xanatos you have done it again, I am left speechless just laughing to myself.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:20 am
by Xanatos
Umber wrote:
Xanatos wrote:
StudyOfWumbology wrote:
Oh lawdy, we've awoken the almight Xanatos from his slumber. And nads?
Nads. Balls. Testicles. KICK 'EM RIGHT IN THE WUMBOS!
Algebraic substitution:
I testicles, you testicles. The StudyOfNadsology.
And why does no one go for the eye gouging?...
They'll see it coming.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:24 am
by StudyOfWumbology
Xanatos wrote:
They'll see it coming.
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