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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:17 am
by YZQ
Xanatos wrote:
YZQ wrote:
Xanatos wrote:I had a lemon wedge with dinner (fish) tonight. Could not stop the mental images. :lol:
But, how does the flavour affect the use of the lubricant? I need some enlightening regarding this.
...Do you know the term 'felching'? It's the act of orally removing semen from the partner's orifices. Some, I suppose, enjoy a hint of lemony flavor during the act.

Only explanation I got. :lol:
Ok, that clears it up somewhat. The rituals of sex: No wonder we had the Kama Sutra and others.

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:59 am
by Gamera Ramen
My mind autocorrected that to Katawa Sutra...

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:01 am
by Xanatos
Gamera Ramen wrote:My mind autocorrected that to Katawa Sutra...
Cripple Aphorism?

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:42 am
by Xanatos
You start making fanfics out of it with a fanfic generator. Like this .

And like this. Sweet horny night, a thousand times horny night! - Lilly may have a problem...

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:02 am
by OtakuNinja
Xanatos wrote:You start making fanfics out of it with a fanfic generator. Like this .

And like this. Sweet horny night, a thousand times horny night! - Lilly may have a problem...
Are those images SFW? :?

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:16 am
by Fiandra
OtakuNinja wrote:
Xanatos wrote:You start making fanfics out of it with a fanfic generator. Like this .

And like this. Sweet horny night, a thousand times horny night! - Lilly may have a problem...
Are those images SFW? :?
Those are just images of texts. :lol:

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:18 am
by Xanatos
OtakuNinja wrote:
Xanatos wrote:You start making fanfics out of it with a fanfic generator. Like this .

And like this. Sweet horny night, a thousand times horny night! - Lilly may have a problem...
Are those images SFW? :?
:lol: Yeah.

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:26 am
by Fiandra
I tried the fanfic generator and it turned out like this. :lol:

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:31 am
by Xanatos
Fiandra wrote:I tried the fanfic generator and it turned out like this. :lol:
"Hisao's heart ached, like a boss." should have been the final line in every good end. :lol:

"They tumbled on my dick and did a lot of very great things, some involving adorable speakers." - DYING.

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:39 am
by Dream
Xanatos wrote:"They tumbled on my dick and did a lot of very great things, some involving adorable speakers." - DYING.
Why can't i avoid picturing concert-level speakers doing the job? :shock:

Bonus point for the mental image of an audience listening to... Whatever's going on in that non-sequitur.

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:11 pm
by Xanatos
You modify all the music discs in Minecraft to play the KS soundtrack...

You create a Kenji skin in Minecraft then reskin the various mobs to be the evil feminists (with transparency mods to make Emi and Rin)

Zombies become Lilly (because their pathfinding is lousy)

Skeletons become Emi.

Creepers become Shizune (because mute)

Ghasts become Hanako (because fire-spitting hell demon)

Villagers become Rin.

Endermen become Misha.

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:26 am
by OtakuNinja
Xanatos wrote:Endermen become Misha.
You are a genius. :D

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:01 am
by Xanatos
You're playing iNethack (which, incidentally, is my first and only exposure to Nethack) and spend way too much time engraving "Anal." on every single accessible tile in a room.

(I will bring this thread back to life. I WILL.)

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:14 am
by YZQ
....you suddenly have the urge to use Freudian psychology on the cast.

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:13 pm
by Torgh
When you read the ks forums waiting between matches at a wrestling tournament ...