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Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:40 am
by StudyOfWumbology
Xanatos wrote:
Begin scene.
Bully bullies Hanako.
Misha kicks bully in the nads then spins them around to face Shizune.
Shizune delivers a disapproving look and a slap so hard it spins the bully 'round to face Emi.
Emi kicks bully in the shin with her not-often-used cowboy boot prosthetic.
While hopping about in agony, the bully inadvertently turns toward Rin.
Rin headbutts bully in stomach.
Bully doubles over in pain.
Lilly brings her walking cane down on the bully's head with a satisfyingly loud crack while he's bent over.
The bully goes down, limp and unconscious.
Hanako calmly shuffles over, places a single chess piece (the white queen, because symbolism) upon his unconscious little head and utters "Checkmate."
End scene.
Not to be egotistical, but the above scene is all sorts of awesome.
BRAVO FINE SIRE! You deserve one of Misha's special Parfaits.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:03 am
by Umber
Xanatos wrote:
Begin scene.
Bully bullies Hanako.
Misha kicks bully in the nads then spins them around to face Shizune.
Shizune delivers a disapproving look and a slap so hard it spins the bully 'round to face Emi.
Emi kicks bully in the shin with her not-often-used cowboy boot prosthetic.
While hopping about in agony, the bully inadvertently turns toward Rin.
Rin headbutts bully in stomach.
Bully doubles over in pain.
Lilly brings her walking cane down on the bully's head with a satisfyingly loud crack while he's bent over.
The bully goes down, limp and unconscious.
Hanako calmly shuffles over, places a single chess piece (the white queen, because symbolism) upon his unconscious little head and utters "Checkmate."
End scene.
Not to be egotistical, but the above scene is all sorts of awesome.
Xanatos for Katawa Shoujo writing staff.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:10 am
by Xanatos
StudyOfWumbology wrote:BRAVO FINE SIRE! You deserve one of Misha's special Parfaits.
...What makes it special?
@Umber: But...It's already written.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:19 am
by Umber
Xanatos wrote:StudyOfWumbology wrote:BRAVO FINE SIRE! You deserve one of Misha's special Parfaits.
...What makes it special?
@Umber: But...It's already written.
edit: Katawa Shoujo 2: Rise of Kenji writing staff.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:33 am
by StudyOfWumbology
Xanatos wrote:StudyOfWumbology wrote:BRAVO FINE SIRE! You deserve one of Misha's special Parfaits.
...What makes it special?
@Umber: But...It's already written.
Do you really wanna know?
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:33 am
by Xanatos
Umber wrote:Xanatos wrote:StudyOfWumbology wrote:BRAVO FINE SIRE! You deserve one of Misha's special Parfaits.
...What makes it special?
@Umber: But...It's already written.
edit: Katawa Shoujo 2: Rise of Kenji writing staff.
xD No thanks...
@Wumbo: YES!
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:41 am
by StudyOfWumbology
Xanatos wrote:
@Wumbo: YES!
Well firstly, she puts all of her love into it, and then for dessert for the dessert you get access to the best thing in Japan.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:45 am
by KeiichiO
StudyOfWumbology wrote:Xanatos wrote:
@Wumbo: YES!
Well firstly, she puts all of her love into it, and then for dessert for the dessert you get access to the best thing in Japan.
Best thing in Japan...
You mean Bukkake parties??
...
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:46 am
by Umber
KeiichiO wrote:StudyOfWumbology wrote:Xanatos wrote:
@Wumbo: YES!
Well firstly, she puts all of her love into it, and then for dessert for the dessert you get access to the best thing in Japan.
Best thing in Japan...
You mean Bukkake parties??
...
Chocolate parties!~
I regret nothing and blame Xanatos for everything.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:00 am
by Xanatos
Umber wrote:Chocolate parties!~
I regret nothing...
I'm proud of you.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:46 am
by pandaphil
Xanatos wrote:
Begin scene.
Bully bullies Hanako.
Misha kicks bully in the nads then spins them around to face Shizune.
Shizune delivers a disapproving look and a slap so hard it spins the bully 'round to face Emi.
Emi kicks bully in the shin with her not-often-used cowboy boot prosthetic.
While hopping about in agony, the bully inadvertently turns toward Rin.
Rin headbutts bully in stomach.
Bully doubles over in pain.
Lilly brings her walking cane down on the bully's head with a satisfyingly loud crack while he's bent over.
The bully goes down, limp and unconscious.
Hanako calmly shuffles over, places a single chess piece (the white queen, because symbolism) upon his unconscious little head and utters "Checkmate."
End scene.
Not to be egotistical, but the above scene is all sorts of awesome.
Maybe we could get Rtilrtil on this.
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 5:02 am
by Xanatos
pandaphil wrote:Xanatos wrote:
Begin scene.
Bully bullies Hanako.
Misha kicks bully in the nads then spins them around to face Shizune.
Shizune delivers a disapproving look and a slap so hard it spins the bully 'round to face Emi.
Emi kicks bully in the shin with her not-often-used cowboy boot prosthetic.
While hopping about in agony, the bully inadvertently turns toward Rin.
Rin headbutts bully in stomach.
Bully doubles over in pain.
Lilly brings her walking cane down on the bully's head with a satisfyingly loud crack while he's bent over.
The bully goes down, limp and unconscious.
Hanako calmly shuffles over, places a single chess piece (the white queen, because symbolism) upon his unconscious little head and utters "Checkmate."
End scene.
Not to be egotistical, but the above scene is all sorts of awesome.
Maybe we could get Rtilrtil on this.
Who?
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 5:07 am
by pandaphil
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 5:31 am
by Xanatos
Oh, that guy...
Re: If you witnessed someone bullying Hanako...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:08 am
by RichieBerry
What in the... I don't know whether that's amazing or horrifying. No, wait, hilarious.