kosherbacon wrote:And they say I'm weird... 
We're both weird, just in our own special way.
Well, another quick chapter I had written up during my lunch break today. This thing is going to be the most interesting crossover i've probably ever written ever. And you guys thought DeathNote wielding Kenji was insane.
Katawamon: Preparations
The doors to the Katawamon Center slide open, as thought they sense your presence, as you dash through the opening to the front desk. You are greeted by a man sporting a white lab coat while presenting a somewhat out of place smile as he spoke.
“Welcome, how may I he…”
“Please, you’ve got to help my Katawamon!”
You present him with your Hanamander which continues to groan with her eyes closed. The man takes Hanako from your arms and looks intensely at her as though diagnosing the problem. After what seemed like hour, but was probably no more than a few seconds, he looks back at you with a calm expression.
“Do you have this little ones’ Katawaball?” You grab the Katawaball from your bag and hastily place it in the man’s outstretched hand. “Thank you.” He then points the ball at Hanako, “Hanamander, return.”
“Wh-why did you do that? You need to hel…” you’re cut off by the man’s words.
“Don’t worry; your Hanamander will be just fine.”
He takes the Katawaball containing Hanako to a machine shoved against the wall behind him. There are six places for which it appears a Katawaball would fit perfectly atop the machine. The man then places the Katawaball into one of these spots and flips a switch. The machine begins to light up and play music making it sound more like it belonged at a carnival rather than a hospital.
“What is that machine doing, Mister umm…?”
“Nurse, call me Nurse.”
“Is there another part to that name like Nurse Jacob, Nurse Roy, or maybe even Nurse Joy?”
“No, just Nurse. Anyways, this machine is healing your Katawamon back to full health.”
“You’ve got to be kidding? You don’t have to do anything else that might, I don’t know, require some actual brain power?”
“Don’t insult my intelligence; I didn’t spend 4 years at the Katawamon Medical School learning how to flip a switch to be treated like this. But to get back to your question, yes this machine will heal all injuries that your Katawamon might receive as a result of battle.” The machine stops and the Nurse retrieves the Katawaball, “There we go, come on out Hanamander.”
The ball opens and you see Hanako looking in just as good of shape as she was before your battle with Kenji started. Hanako jumps into your arms and nuzzles against your chest.
“I don’t believe it, she’s looking as healthy as ever. How much do I owe you?”
“No charge, all the Katawamon Centers operate free of charge.”
“So, if this happens again all I have to do is walk into any Katawamon Center and they’ll provide free medical care for my Katawamon?”
“Correct.”
“Wow, free health care. But someone’s got to pay for it, don’t they?”
“I suppose, but I have no clue where the money comes from nor do I ask.” He gives you a convincing smile to settle your suspicions as you turn to leave with Hanako riding on the top of your head.
“You’re surprisingly on the light side, Hanako. I suppose you can ride outside your Katawaball for the time being.” She looks down from her perch and smiles. “But before we continue to Ceridian, I think we should purchase some supplies. I wouldn’t want to be caught in the middle of Ceridian Forest without some items on hand.”
You head over to the nearest Katawa Mart, K-Mart for short, and purchase some potions along with a few standard Katawaballs. Nearly exhausting all of your remaining funds on provisions for yourself and Hanako, you take off for the Ceridian Forest. When you arrive at the path leading into the forest you are confronted by an old man with a long beard.
“Hello there sonny, would you like me to teach you how to capture a Katawamon?”
“No thanks, I already know how to do that.”
“Are you absolutely sure about that?”
“Sure, I’m sure.”
“Sorry, I can’t let you pass without teaching you.”
“Who says?”
“I don’t know, I just keep hearing this little voice inside my head telling me do this as though I’m being controlled by some outside force.”
“Okay, guess I’ve got to do this the easy but not easiest way. Hanako, do you know what I want you to do?” She jumps from her post as her tail ignites. Apparently you and her are already in sync.
‘Trainer Hisao wants to battle. Trainer Hisao sends out Hanako.’
“Wait a minute, I don’t understand? What are you doing exactly?”
‘Old geezer is confused.’
“Hanako, could you clear a path please?” She smiles, showing gratitude at obeying your order.
“I don’t like where this is…”
“Hanako, use Ember!” Flames shoot from Hanako’s mouth causing the man’s beard to incinerate instantly upon contact with the flaming bulbs.
‘Old geezer has fainted. You gain 50 Kbucks. *victory music plays*’
“Well that was kind of worthless and where did that music come from?”
Hanako climbs back onto your head as you step over the old geezer who still smells of burning hair.
“Hana, hana, hana.”
“That’s right Hanako, now we officially start our journey.”
[to be continued]
Anyways, yeah, this is weirder than Kenji with a Deathnote... I like all the "weird noises" tagging along 
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