Re: Broken Dolls (OCs) chapter by Extremist_Line Page 5
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:40 am
And now, a two parter, one chapter by E_L.
No science-babies here. Just an unholy mashup of OC verses. Last post-Yamaku fic for now. Next one will be back in the gimp-school, cuz im itchin' with prequelitis.
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Guerrilla
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I was wondering, is there anything
new going on with you?
Everything is normal here,
Eri is doing her residency at a
Disabled kids' school just like
Yamaku, I know, right?
Oh yeah, can you
Understand me?
-
“Oh, hello,” Eri said to the vaguely familiar face at the front door. “So you did come.”
“Of course I did,” Kenji said. “The secret message was loud and clear.”
“I was wondering if that was really going to work. Come in.”
“So, what does Tachibana need?”
“Actually, she's Koyama now. You don't know why you're here, do you?”
Eri grabbed Kenji by the shoulder and squeezed till her knuckles popped. As a JGSDF-trained mercenary, Kenji had stared down even the most savage foes in godforsaken jungles everywhere from Australia to Angola, Cambodia to Canada, and everywhere in between. The look of barely restrained malice in Eri's face rivaled them all.
“Beforehand, I would like to tell you that, no matter what happens tonight, Yoshiko is MY wife and she will continue to be so long after you leave, understand?”
“What?”
“Just don't get your hopes up. She's mine.”
Eri led the condemned man to the living room, where Yoshiko was patiently waiting on the couch, wearing a house robe and sipping hot chocolate.
“Kenji!” she squealed as she lifted him in the air with a hug.
“Yo, so what's the emergency? You need someone disposed of? Cuz I'm going to need a good faith deposit and at least a week to...”
“No, I have a different favor to ask of you.”
Yoshiko's voice went from giddily childlike to serious and mature, or at least as mature as she could get. Eri looked away as Yoshiko gathered the nerve to say what was on her mind. She unraveled the belt of her robe and threw it aside.
“What do you think?” she asked. “After all these years, am I still attractive to you?”
“Good lord, woman, what have they been feeding you?”
“Junk food,” Eri nagged.
“Heh, sorry. Not bad. Not bad at all. You filled in rather nicely. Not that I mind the old skinny, flat chested, no butt...”
“Hey!”
“So that's what you brought me here for? To show off your jugs?”
“Kenji, I want to be a mother.”
“Tachibana, if you wanted to fuck, you should've just said so in your letter. That cryptic shit had me thinking that the Illuminati had kidnapped you or something.”
“I know,” she laughed with relief. “Consider that a test. If you of all people didn't catch on, then I'd have to find someone else to jump.”
“Fair enough. I knew this was gonna happen sooner or later. You broads think you're so smart, but you're so predictable. Girls who get the manly picnic ALWAYS come back for more sooner or later.”
“So, so you'll do it?!”
“Will I have to pay child support?”
“Only if you want to. Eri is going to be our baby's father, but I would very much like you to be a part of our lives after this.”
“Hey!” Eri complained. “Why do I have to be the father?”
“Because I'm the mother, duh.”
“Okay, I'm game. Is she going to join us?”
“Yeah! Come on, Eri, let's...”
“No.”
“P-Please!”
“No.”
“But it's gonna be YOUR baby! You have to be there!”
“Ugh, fine, but you're the one we're trying to get knocked up, remember?”
With ninja-like speed and efficiency, honed from globetrotting through the world's brothels, Kenji disrobed.
“Holy crap! What is that!” Eri shrieked.
“I know, right?”
“I call him Genghis Khan, but tonight, he'll be Dick van Dyke.”
“See?” Yoshiko snickered out after a laughing fit. “Isn't he great?”
“Oh, yeah... he's just... precious,” Eri sighed, squeezing the bridge of her nose.
...
“So, do ya think it worked?” Yoshiko asked, amidst a tangle of flesh.
“I dunno, I guess we'll find out in a few weeks.”
“Don't worry about that. One drop of me can knock up a whole nunnery without even trying. But just in case you want more, I'll still be around,” Kenji volunteered, throwing up a thumb in satisfaction.”
“Hey Nikki,” Eri asked, “we haven't really thought about names, have we?”
“When I was in Vienna, I once got in a fight with a meathead named Friedrich, how about that?”
“Hm,” Eri ruminated, “we can call him Fritz. You know, like Fritz Lang?”
“Or Fritz the Cat!” Yoshiko added. “Now, what about a girl?”
“Not happening. I don't plant girlseeds. My offspring will be burly, ruthless bastards who shave with the dull edge of a rock.”
“How about Anna?” Eri suggested.
“Hm, I once got beat up by a prostitute named Anna in the Ukraine. Now that was a formidable woman.”
“Hm, Anna,” Yoshiko pondered, while entertaining herself with the mental image of Kenji being pummeled by a stout working woman, “Anja, oh! Anya!”
“So,” Eri joked, “am I next?”
“Oh, jeez, let's not get ahead of ourselves. I thought we were going to space 'em out so we don't have to change two sets of diapers at once!”
“I know, but who's going to help us then?”
“I will!”
“No.”
“How about Takuro? He's got my genes...”
“OH GOD NO, HE'S LIKE MY BROTHER TOO.”
“How about Shinnosu-”
“NO. COMPLETE THAT NAME AND I AM FILING FOR DIVORCE.”
“I'm just kidding...”
“What about Luke?”
“Yeah, good luck with that. You'd probably make his head explode even suggesting it.”
“You can have Hanako...”
“Deal.”
-Five Years Later...roughly-
“Okay, the kids are at Mom and Dad's, did I miss anything?”
“Yeah,” Yoshiko teased, “we've been talking about you this whole time.”
“R-Really?” Eri wheezed, shuddering in place while inspecting the amused looks Luke and Hanako were giving her.
“See how she gets all flustered? It's almost too easy!” Yoshiko chuckled, beckoning Eri to sit with her on the couch.
“Okay,” Luke asked, “so what's the real reason why you asked us to come all the way here?”
Before answering, Yoshiko went to the kitchen with a stack of paper cups and a repurposed wine bottle. From the bottle, she poured a milky white liquid into the cups, then distributed the drinks among herself, Eri, and their guests.
“Ghah! What the hell is this?” Luke coughed out. “It tastes like ethanol.”
“It is ethanol. Well, actually it's Ogogoro. Nigerian style moonshine. Kenji taught me how to brew it and I've got a friend at the botanical gardens who collects Raffia sap for me.”
Luke swirled his cup around and looked at Yoshiko accusingly, seeing right through her plot to make him more receptive to some illicit request.
“Alright, you're trying to get me all liquored up, and Hanako is glowing like a beet right now, what are you up to?”
“So, um, what do you think of Eri?”
“What do I think? Eh, I think she's great, you guys make a good pair.”
“Do you think she's pretty?”
“Well, yeah...”
“Do you think she's hot?”
“What?”
Yoshiko was clearly very nervous. Words streaming from her brain were getting clogged up in her throat as she tried spitting them out.
“Maybe I should be the one to ask,” Eri offered, no more courageous looking than Yoshiko.
“No, no, I can do this. Okay Luke...”
“Yes?”
“We want another baby. My parents want us to pop another one out before they get too old to take care of another one and I don't want our children to have a huge age difference like me and my brother...”
“Uhuh, so... what does that have to do with me and Hanako?”
“Basically...” Yoshiko gasped, huffed, and stuttered before spouting out a rapid fire confession.
“Iwantyoutoimpregnatemywife!”
“Say what?”
Luke and Hanako worriedly stared at each other, worried about what was going on in each other's minds. They jumped out of their chairs and excused themselves to the kitchen to discuss things.
“Are you serious about this?” he asked, after returning from an extended conference with Hanako.
“We are,” Eri said.
“Please understand if I don't answer right away, you're asking a lot of me. I can't just shoot off my stuff and call it a day, you know?”
“I know.”
“Now, suppose we agree to this. How would it go down? Are we going to go to like a clinic or something and...?”
“Oh, heavens, no,” Yoshiko said, flailing out her hands, “we don't want middlemen involved. No labs, no test tubes, no turkey basters...”
“They don't actually use those,” Eri commented.
“...We would rather do things naturally.”
“You mean, you want me to... and her?”
Luke snapped his gaze to his side, checking to see if Hanako was just as shocked as he was.
“We don't have to act all formal about it,” Yoshiko suggested. “How about we have a little swinger's party. You and Eri, me and Hanako...”
“Nikki! You're terrible!”
“What? You said I could, remember?”
“That was five years ago! And I was kidding!”
“Oh. How about we just move the coffee table out of the way right now and go at it all together. Nobody will get jealous of anyone that way.”
“Nikki!”
“What?”
“Excuse me?” Hanako asked, holding out her cup. “I think I need more of that ogogo...stuff.”
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Guerrilla Pt. 2 By Extremist_Line
I leaned forward and rubbed my forehead.
"OK...I would take Hanako in for another talk, but I'm not entirely sure she would be up for it." I said as I watched her drink some more. She was clearly too wasted to make lucid negotiation.
"Sooooo....?" Nikki expectantly asked.
I sighed.
"Listen Nikki, I love you like a sister, I really do. In fact, for all intents and purposes, I consider you my not-biological sister. I will....impregnate your wife for you." Dear Lord, I never thought I'd ever say something like that. "But, I don't know about letting you screw around with my wife. Trust me, I know how it feels to have an recuperated crush, I've been there before. But I just don't know about this."
She looked down.
"...Alright, I'll tell ya what. Me and Eri will walk upstairs to the bedroom. Anything that happens while we are gone never leaves this house and is strictly happening under the influence of some very strong liqueur. And of course, no matter what happens tonight, I'm still faithful to her, you're still faithful to Eri, and Hanako is still straight."
She perked up.
"Gotcha! Now go on and make us another kid!"
"Now wait a second. I want to clarify one more thing. You are to do nothing to her against her will, or so God help me, I don't care if you are my sister, you will be paying for it. Understood?"
"Yeah..."
"Alright then, lead the way Mrs. Koyama-"
"Actually, it's Tachibana now."
"Right."
I got up and followed her toward the hall.
"Oh, Nikki? I have to admit, you had a cunning plan there, getting me and my wife drunk, but you didn't take one thing into account."
"What's that?"
"I ain't no damn lightweight."
A few seconds later, me and the apparently soon to be mother reached the bedroom. As she shut and locked the door behind us, I leaned up against the wall.
"Man, this is so awkward..."
Eri walked over to me and wrapped her arms around my neck.
"Just pretend I'm Hanako, will that help?"
"Ehhhhh, no really. That's kinda impossible..."
"Well, can't you judge me on my own merits?" She asked while removing my glasses.
"I...I guess I can..." She then pulled me into a kiss.
Normally a kiss with a perfectly attractive girl is something to feel good about. But not for me. It felt like a punch to the gut. I think I even almost felt a tear in my eye.
But, I had to remember that I was doing this for Nikki's and her wife's sake. They needed my help, and I'd be a crappy 'brother' if I didn't help them out.
...Only for you.
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A few months later...
"I love how she's got your beautiful blue eyes Luke. Maybe she'll even inherit your height?" Hanako asked me as we walked out the hospital door.
"Maybe." I replied with a shrug.
She looked down, then right into my eyes.
"Luke...I think I want another child."
"Wait, what?"
"I've always thought about it, but I've been kinda hesitant to ask. But, after seeing that...I've finally decided that I want another one."
I rubbed the back of my neck.
"Well, I don't see why not. I guess we'll have to ask Nikki and Eri if Sarah can visit with them for the weekend..."
"Thank you so much." She said, wrapping her arm tight around mine. "I'll get to name this one, right?"
"Of course honey."
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Well, that was weird.
Sherman, set the WABAC Machine to 2007, the destination: rural Japan, specifically, the Yamaku Academy.
No science-babies here. Just an unholy mashup of OC verses. Last post-Yamaku fic for now. Next one will be back in the gimp-school, cuz im itchin' with prequelitis.
================================================================================================================================
Guerrilla
================================================================================================================================
I was wondering, is there anything
new going on with you?
Everything is normal here,
Eri is doing her residency at a
Disabled kids' school just like
Yamaku, I know, right?
Oh yeah, can you
Understand me?
-
“Oh, hello,” Eri said to the vaguely familiar face at the front door. “So you did come.”
“Of course I did,” Kenji said. “The secret message was loud and clear.”
“I was wondering if that was really going to work. Come in.”
“So, what does Tachibana need?”
“Actually, she's Koyama now. You don't know why you're here, do you?”
Eri grabbed Kenji by the shoulder and squeezed till her knuckles popped. As a JGSDF-trained mercenary, Kenji had stared down even the most savage foes in godforsaken jungles everywhere from Australia to Angola, Cambodia to Canada, and everywhere in between. The look of barely restrained malice in Eri's face rivaled them all.
“Beforehand, I would like to tell you that, no matter what happens tonight, Yoshiko is MY wife and she will continue to be so long after you leave, understand?”
“What?”
“Just don't get your hopes up. She's mine.”
Eri led the condemned man to the living room, where Yoshiko was patiently waiting on the couch, wearing a house robe and sipping hot chocolate.
“Kenji!” she squealed as she lifted him in the air with a hug.
“Yo, so what's the emergency? You need someone disposed of? Cuz I'm going to need a good faith deposit and at least a week to...”
“No, I have a different favor to ask of you.”
Yoshiko's voice went from giddily childlike to serious and mature, or at least as mature as she could get. Eri looked away as Yoshiko gathered the nerve to say what was on her mind. She unraveled the belt of her robe and threw it aside.
“What do you think?” she asked. “After all these years, am I still attractive to you?”
“Good lord, woman, what have they been feeding you?”
“Junk food,” Eri nagged.
“Heh, sorry. Not bad. Not bad at all. You filled in rather nicely. Not that I mind the old skinny, flat chested, no butt...”
“Hey!”
“So that's what you brought me here for? To show off your jugs?”
“Kenji, I want to be a mother.”
“Tachibana, if you wanted to fuck, you should've just said so in your letter. That cryptic shit had me thinking that the Illuminati had kidnapped you or something.”
“I know,” she laughed with relief. “Consider that a test. If you of all people didn't catch on, then I'd have to find someone else to jump.”
“Fair enough. I knew this was gonna happen sooner or later. You broads think you're so smart, but you're so predictable. Girls who get the manly picnic ALWAYS come back for more sooner or later.”
“So, so you'll do it?!”
“Will I have to pay child support?”
“Only if you want to. Eri is going to be our baby's father, but I would very much like you to be a part of our lives after this.”
“Hey!” Eri complained. “Why do I have to be the father?”
“Because I'm the mother, duh.”
“Okay, I'm game. Is she going to join us?”
“Yeah! Come on, Eri, let's...”
“No.”
“P-Please!”
“No.”
“But it's gonna be YOUR baby! You have to be there!”
“Ugh, fine, but you're the one we're trying to get knocked up, remember?”
With ninja-like speed and efficiency, honed from globetrotting through the world's brothels, Kenji disrobed.
“Holy crap! What is that!” Eri shrieked.
“I know, right?”
“I call him Genghis Khan, but tonight, he'll be Dick van Dyke.”
“See?” Yoshiko snickered out after a laughing fit. “Isn't he great?”
“Oh, yeah... he's just... precious,” Eri sighed, squeezing the bridge of her nose.
...
“So, do ya think it worked?” Yoshiko asked, amidst a tangle of flesh.
“I dunno, I guess we'll find out in a few weeks.”
“Don't worry about that. One drop of me can knock up a whole nunnery without even trying. But just in case you want more, I'll still be around,” Kenji volunteered, throwing up a thumb in satisfaction.”
“Hey Nikki,” Eri asked, “we haven't really thought about names, have we?”
“When I was in Vienna, I once got in a fight with a meathead named Friedrich, how about that?”
“Hm,” Eri ruminated, “we can call him Fritz. You know, like Fritz Lang?”
“Or Fritz the Cat!” Yoshiko added. “Now, what about a girl?”
“Not happening. I don't plant girlseeds. My offspring will be burly, ruthless bastards who shave with the dull edge of a rock.”
“How about Anna?” Eri suggested.
“Hm, I once got beat up by a prostitute named Anna in the Ukraine. Now that was a formidable woman.”
“Hm, Anna,” Yoshiko pondered, while entertaining herself with the mental image of Kenji being pummeled by a stout working woman, “Anja, oh! Anya!”
“So,” Eri joked, “am I next?”
“Oh, jeez, let's not get ahead of ourselves. I thought we were going to space 'em out so we don't have to change two sets of diapers at once!”
“I know, but who's going to help us then?”
“I will!”
“No.”
“How about Takuro? He's got my genes...”
“OH GOD NO, HE'S LIKE MY BROTHER TOO.”
“How about Shinnosu-”
“NO. COMPLETE THAT NAME AND I AM FILING FOR DIVORCE.”
“I'm just kidding...”
“What about Luke?”
“Yeah, good luck with that. You'd probably make his head explode even suggesting it.”
“You can have Hanako...”
“Deal.”
-Five Years Later...roughly-
“Okay, the kids are at Mom and Dad's, did I miss anything?”
“Yeah,” Yoshiko teased, “we've been talking about you this whole time.”
“R-Really?” Eri wheezed, shuddering in place while inspecting the amused looks Luke and Hanako were giving her.
“See how she gets all flustered? It's almost too easy!” Yoshiko chuckled, beckoning Eri to sit with her on the couch.
“Okay,” Luke asked, “so what's the real reason why you asked us to come all the way here?”
Before answering, Yoshiko went to the kitchen with a stack of paper cups and a repurposed wine bottle. From the bottle, she poured a milky white liquid into the cups, then distributed the drinks among herself, Eri, and their guests.
“Ghah! What the hell is this?” Luke coughed out. “It tastes like ethanol.”
“It is ethanol. Well, actually it's Ogogoro. Nigerian style moonshine. Kenji taught me how to brew it and I've got a friend at the botanical gardens who collects Raffia sap for me.”
Luke swirled his cup around and looked at Yoshiko accusingly, seeing right through her plot to make him more receptive to some illicit request.
“Alright, you're trying to get me all liquored up, and Hanako is glowing like a beet right now, what are you up to?”
“So, um, what do you think of Eri?”
“What do I think? Eh, I think she's great, you guys make a good pair.”
“Do you think she's pretty?”
“Well, yeah...”
“Do you think she's hot?”
“What?”
Yoshiko was clearly very nervous. Words streaming from her brain were getting clogged up in her throat as she tried spitting them out.
“Maybe I should be the one to ask,” Eri offered, no more courageous looking than Yoshiko.
“No, no, I can do this. Okay Luke...”
“Yes?”
“We want another baby. My parents want us to pop another one out before they get too old to take care of another one and I don't want our children to have a huge age difference like me and my brother...”
“Uhuh, so... what does that have to do with me and Hanako?”
“Basically...” Yoshiko gasped, huffed, and stuttered before spouting out a rapid fire confession.
“Iwantyoutoimpregnatemywife!”
“Say what?”
Luke and Hanako worriedly stared at each other, worried about what was going on in each other's minds. They jumped out of their chairs and excused themselves to the kitchen to discuss things.
“Are you serious about this?” he asked, after returning from an extended conference with Hanako.
“We are,” Eri said.
“Please understand if I don't answer right away, you're asking a lot of me. I can't just shoot off my stuff and call it a day, you know?”
“I know.”
“Now, suppose we agree to this. How would it go down? Are we going to go to like a clinic or something and...?”
“Oh, heavens, no,” Yoshiko said, flailing out her hands, “we don't want middlemen involved. No labs, no test tubes, no turkey basters...”
“They don't actually use those,” Eri commented.
“...We would rather do things naturally.”
“You mean, you want me to... and her?”
Luke snapped his gaze to his side, checking to see if Hanako was just as shocked as he was.
“We don't have to act all formal about it,” Yoshiko suggested. “How about we have a little swinger's party. You and Eri, me and Hanako...”
“Nikki! You're terrible!”
“What? You said I could, remember?”
“That was five years ago! And I was kidding!”
“Oh. How about we just move the coffee table out of the way right now and go at it all together. Nobody will get jealous of anyone that way.”
“Nikki!”
“What?”
“Excuse me?” Hanako asked, holding out her cup. “I think I need more of that ogogo...stuff.”
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Guerrilla Pt. 2 By Extremist_Line
I leaned forward and rubbed my forehead.
"OK...I would take Hanako in for another talk, but I'm not entirely sure she would be up for it." I said as I watched her drink some more. She was clearly too wasted to make lucid negotiation.
"Sooooo....?" Nikki expectantly asked.
I sighed.
"Listen Nikki, I love you like a sister, I really do. In fact, for all intents and purposes, I consider you my not-biological sister. I will....impregnate your wife for you." Dear Lord, I never thought I'd ever say something like that. "But, I don't know about letting you screw around with my wife. Trust me, I know how it feels to have an recuperated crush, I've been there before. But I just don't know about this."
She looked down.
"...Alright, I'll tell ya what. Me and Eri will walk upstairs to the bedroom. Anything that happens while we are gone never leaves this house and is strictly happening under the influence of some very strong liqueur. And of course, no matter what happens tonight, I'm still faithful to her, you're still faithful to Eri, and Hanako is still straight."
She perked up.
"Gotcha! Now go on and make us another kid!"
"Now wait a second. I want to clarify one more thing. You are to do nothing to her against her will, or so God help me, I don't care if you are my sister, you will be paying for it. Understood?"
"Yeah..."
"Alright then, lead the way Mrs. Koyama-"
"Actually, it's Tachibana now."
"Right."
I got up and followed her toward the hall.
"Oh, Nikki? I have to admit, you had a cunning plan there, getting me and my wife drunk, but you didn't take one thing into account."
"What's that?"
"I ain't no damn lightweight."
A few seconds later, me and the apparently soon to be mother reached the bedroom. As she shut and locked the door behind us, I leaned up against the wall.
"Man, this is so awkward..."
Eri walked over to me and wrapped her arms around my neck.
"Just pretend I'm Hanako, will that help?"
"Ehhhhh, no really. That's kinda impossible..."
"Well, can't you judge me on my own merits?" She asked while removing my glasses.
"I...I guess I can..." She then pulled me into a kiss.
Normally a kiss with a perfectly attractive girl is something to feel good about. But not for me. It felt like a punch to the gut. I think I even almost felt a tear in my eye.
But, I had to remember that I was doing this for Nikki's and her wife's sake. They needed my help, and I'd be a crappy 'brother' if I didn't help them out.
...Only for you.
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A few months later...
"I love how she's got your beautiful blue eyes Luke. Maybe she'll even inherit your height?" Hanako asked me as we walked out the hospital door.
"Maybe." I replied with a shrug.
She looked down, then right into my eyes.
"Luke...I think I want another child."
"Wait, what?"
"I've always thought about it, but I've been kinda hesitant to ask. But, after seeing that...I've finally decided that I want another one."
I rubbed the back of my neck.
"Well, I don't see why not. I guess we'll have to ask Nikki and Eri if Sarah can visit with them for the weekend..."
"Thank you so much." She said, wrapping her arm tight around mine. "I'll get to name this one, right?"
"Of course honey."
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Well, that was weird.
Sherman, set the WABAC Machine to 2007, the destination: rural Japan, specifically, the Yamaku Academy.