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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:36 pm
by Potato
Trogdor wrote:And I prefer "Make your thighs like butter... easy to spread."
Butter is a pain to spread though.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:24 pm
by SpunkySix
Potato wrote:
Trogdor wrote:And I prefer "Make your thighs like butter... easy to spread."
Butter is a pain to spread though.
Exactly.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:11 pm
by bhtooefr
How Not To Be Seen
Discover why Hanako befriended Lilly specifically, the hard way.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:08 pm
by Potato
Tastes Like Bacon: Enjoy a cookout with the Hakamichis, sans Jigoro.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:14 pm
by KeiichiO
Potato wrote:Tastes Like Bacon: Enjoy a cookout with the Hakamichis, sans Jigoro.
I was expecting cunnilingus with Hanako.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:20 pm
by SpunkySix
With the works

Gather every girl in the game around the lunch table and give Lilly a BLT sandwich with "special mayonnaise" on it

Bad user

Force yourself to log out and think about what you've said for at least an hour before returning to the KS forums

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:03 pm
by bhtooefr
Potato wrote:Tastes Like Bacon: Enjoy a cookout with the Hakamichis, sans Jigoro.
But how can it be bacon without the giant ham?

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:06 pm
by Trogdor
NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS
Decide you're not going to let Kenji have all the hot water, and shower at the same time.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:15 pm
by Potato
SpunkySix wrote:Bad user

Force yourself to log out and think about what you've said for at least an hour before returning to the KS forums
I thought about it, and that Aristocrats joke was still awesome.

I Didn't Learn Anything!: After graduation from Yamaku, continue treating people different than you like alien scum.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:22 pm
by brythain
Potato wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Bad user

Force yourself to log out and think about what you've said for at least an hour before returning to the KS forums
I thought about it, and that Aristocrats joke was still awesome.

I Didn't Learn Anything!: After graduation from Yamaku, continue treating people different than you like alien scum.
I Still Haven't Learnt Anything!: After spending time telling people how adding voice and sound effects in strategic locations will give even stronger feels, you are surprised when they have terrible soul-distorting feels just thinking about it.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:27 pm
by Potato
Jig-or-O: Star in a bizarre reality game show hosted by Jigoro in which you must diffuse a variety of hostile situations either by dancing or giving the hostile party an orgasm.


Yeah, mind went off the rails on this one...

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:57 am
by SpunkySix
Potato wrote:Jig-or-O: Star in a bizarre reality game show hosted by Jigoro in which you must diffuse a variety of hostile situations either by dancing or giving the hostile party an orgasm.


Yeah, mind went off the rails on this one...
I... I can't, even... WAHAHAHA!!

Know That Feel

Play a route that matches your real life disability because you can relate

Grass Is Greener

Play a different route than a girl with your real life disability to learn more about what it's like and compare the two thoughtfully

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:02 am
by someguy1294
Potato wrote:
Trogdor wrote:And I prefer "Make your thighs like butter... easy to spread."
Butter is a pain to spread though.
Not if you warm it first.

Not If You Warm It First
Use an electric blanket to relax Hanako pre-fuck session.

Goddamnit, Potato
Make an achievement that involves the electric blanket catching fire.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:05 am
by someguy1294
Potato wrote:Jig-or-O: Star in a bizarre reality game show hosted by Jigoro in which you must diffuse a variety of hostile situations either by dancing or giving the hostile party an orgasm.
Breakfast of Champions
Enjoy a hearty bowl of Jigor-O's, the official breakfast of comically exaggerated hypocritical assholes.

I Better Get Royalties For This, Damn It
Enjoy a hearty bowl of Potat-O's, the official breakfast of KS fans who make sociopath jokes about Hanako.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:05 am
by SpunkySix
Now We Are All Bastards

Realize that Cook was right about this topic