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And while we're on the subject of anal for girls who don't get it in canon...

Oranges Are Better Than Lemons, Anyways
Have an anal-sex session with Rin that both of you actually enjoy.

At Least THAT Eye Works Okay
Have enjoyable anal with Lilly.
Sweet loving shit that was bad.

I'm Comfortable With This
Have enjoyable anal with Misha.

YOLO
Have enjoyable anal with Saki.

Squeal Like A Pig
Have enjoyable anal with Yuuko.

Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage

Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.

I've Made a Terrible Mistake
Unlock the hidden Yuno route.

...Yeah, that's the best I got.

d2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage

Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.

Both of these are self contradictionary

Yes, you are now poplar
Craft a wooden leg for Emi.

What's Boris Doing Here?

• Buy Akira some valuable time by posing as a Uzbekistanian Mobster

Don't Take The Piss, Boris.

• Survive the gunfight in Akira's Route, despite being shot seven times.

Has anyone ever watched Snatch?

Comrade wrote:

d2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage

Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.

Both of these are self contradictionary

How so? :p

Munchenhausen wrote:What's Boris Doing Here?

• Buy Akira some valuable time by posing as a Ukrainian Mobster

Don't Take The Piss, Boris.

• Survive the gunfight in Akira's Route, despite being shot seven times.

Has anyone ever watched Snatch?

Survive seven shots? He would have to be some sort of "bullet-dodger" or something...

Yes.

d2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage

Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.

Hanemi: Set Emi on fire.

Emiko: Anally violate Hanako with a lemon.

d2r wrote:

Comrade wrote:

d2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage

Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.

Both of these are self contradictionary

How so? :p

Both are achievements you made about Emi/Hanako that reference Lemons/bacon

Potato wrote:

d2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage

Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.

Hanemi: Set Emi on fire.

Emiko: Anally violate Hanako with a lemon.

Hanlemon

Set Emi on lemons

Lemiko

Anally pleasure Hanako with lemons

Comrade wrote:Both are achievements you made about Emi/Hanako that reference Lemons/bacon

ARGH, RECURSION - MY ONLY WEAKNESS

d2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage

Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.

Challenge Accepted.

King Me
Anally violate Hanko with a chess piece.

The Running Cripple
Pit Emi in a futuristic death-match against Arnold Schwarzenegger on live TV.

someguy1294 wrote:King Me
Anally violate Hanako with a chess piece.

Um...N-Nurse...: Escort Hanako to Nurse's office after the chess piece inevitably gets stuck up her bum.

SpunkySix wrote:

KeiichiO wrote:

Potato wrote:Toasted Buns: Take Hanako to the anal shed.

I would pay to see this in the game.

Like Buttah

Slide in and out like, insanely fast, but smoothly enough as to avoid roasting Hanako from the inside out due to friction

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

And I prefer "Make your thighs like butter... easy to spread."

THE SHOCK OF HER LIFE
Before she goes away to college in the United States, convince Misha that the "two in the pink, one in the stink" hand gesture actually means "I love you" in American Sign Language.

PUSHING UP THE DAISIES
When Emi finally accepts that her dream of becoming a pirate will never happen, give her a dead Norwegian Blue parrot.