The Official KS Headcanon Thread

[300BillionDegrees]

sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass

She wouldn't really need help with that.

[Atario]

chūgi

Egads

[Charmant]

My head cannon is and always will be that Rin has a still alive and well Bidget by the name of Gary Coleman ( bidget is slang for black midget ) who wipes her ass for her because im 99 percent sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass and i dont even want to look at those fan fictions....

Um...How is "Rin hired Gary Coleman to fake his death so he could spend his life in peace wiping her ass for her." POSSIBLY any better than whatever fanfics might actually be out there.

[Eurobeatjester]

My head cannon is and always will be that Rin has a still alive and well Bidget by the name of Gary Coleman ( bidget is slang for black midget ) who wipes her ass for her because im 99 percent sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass and i dont even want to look at those fan fictions....

Um...How is "Rin hired Gary Coleman to fake his death so he could spend his life in peace wiping her ass for her." POSSIBLY any better than whatever fanfics might actually be out there.

It certainly can't be worse

[Charmant]

My head cannon is and always will be that Rin has a still alive and well Bidget by the name of Gary Coleman ( bidget is slang for black midget ) who wipes her ass for her because im 99 percent sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass and i dont even want to look at those fan fictions....

Um...How is "Rin hired Gary Coleman to fake his death so he could spend his life in peace wiping her ass for her." POSSIBLY any better than whatever fanfics might actually be out there.

It certainly can't be worse

I'll take "Things people always say immediately before stuff gets worse" for $200, Alex!

Anyway, thanks to The Sims 2, I've developed a new headcanon. Y'know the gag about how Yuuko has a clone/twin/parasitic doppleganger to explain her timeline-fucking Shanghai/library gigs?

Well, now she's a plant creature rooted into the floor of her house and the two Yuukos that work at Yamaku and the teahouse, respectively, are secretly humanoid duplicates created from spores.
She needs a steady income for plant nutrients and proper lights, you see.

[Eurobeatjester]

No doubt she ended up living in Yamaku's prefecture then because they're legally cool with that sort of thing

[RandomHuman]

sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass

She wouldn't really need help with that.

Well yeah but do girls get bum hair? because if so how would she:
A) shave it/ wax it or whatever they do to it
B) If she couldnt shave it how would she get cleg nuts out? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... efid=58567

[metalangel]

Well yeah but do girls get bum hair? because if so how would she:
A) shave it/ wax it or whatever they do to it
B) If she couldnt shave it how would she get cleg nuts out? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... efid=58567

Some have it, some don't. In Japan the toilet is likely fitted with an automatic bidet which takes care of those before they start.

[RandomHuman]

Well yeah but do girls get bum hair? because if so how would she:
A) shave it/ wax it or whatever they do to it
B) If she couldnt shave it how would she get cleg nuts out? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... efid=58567

Some have it, some don't. In Japan the toilet is likely fitted with an automatic bidet which takes care of those before they start.

Yep and hence the gary coleman joke that nobody got and took too seriously *Glares at Charmant*

[Munchenhausen]

Well yeah but do girls get bum hair?

I...
I d-don't...
I have n-never thought about this.
Do girls get arse hair?

[RandomHuman]

Well yeah but do girls get bum hair?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/ ... /ernie.gif
I...
I d-don't...
I have n-never thought about this.
Do girls get arse hair?

I dont know! Its not something ive ever thought about checking.... and I honestly think id get slapped for asking.....

[Atario]

Y'know the gag about how Yuuko has a clone/twin/parasitic doppleganger to explain her timeline-fucking Shanghai/library gigs?

Uhhhhhhhh… no? What??

Do girls get arse hair?

Surely you've heard of Brazilian or Hollywood waxing?

← NSFW as hell

[brythain]

This thread's about headcanon, not arsecanon.

[metalangel]

Well yeah but do girls get bum hair?

I...
I d-don't...
I have n-never thought about this.
Do girls get arse hair?

Before this becomes a thing, I'll nipsy it in the butt.

YES THEY DO.

Some have a lot, some don't have any, some have a little bit. I am violating the sacred "no personal anecdotes" rule and telling you the absolutely honest truth.

(guys' hairiness likewise varies)

We now return to your regularly scheduled thread, please.

[Munchenhausen]

This has been a wild ride from start to finish, and I have learned a lot about the opposite sex. Alas, yes, back to the headcanons.

My headcanon is that Suzu has a really hairy arse.
like, just her arse.
A teal Ardennes Forest between her cheeks.