Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:14 pm

Xaredian wrote:Because that's my primary stroke.

Exhibitionist: Show Miki your "primary stroke".

*rimshot*

Fubard · Post by **Fubard** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:18 pm

Xaredian wrote:Seems like someone's mad about a piece of hardware that was meant for gamers, being sold to the people over at facebook.

Munchenhausen wrote:I know I am.
Spent £230 on that sucker.

I was waiting for the retail version. Not anymore! Oh well. I'll at least save some money. And time. I think I'll use the money to buy beer, then use the time to drink said beer in an attempt to forget the fact that John Carmack works for facebook now.

Potato wrote:What's the problem?

In short, John Carmack works for facebook now. Any game programmer will tell you that's a concept even more horrifying than a KS-themed version of The Aristocrats.

What a Long Strange... whoops!
Play KS on the rift, get disoriented and fall off the roof, even without the aid of alcohol and/or Kenji.

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:21 pm

Fubard wrote:Luckey Me
Kickstarter a new piece of computer hardware designed to give the blind back their sight, then sell it out to facebook while laughing maniacally at your unsuspecting backers from atop a pile of money.

Kick It Up A Notch
Then announce that you will not port Minecraft to it.

Woody Alien wrote:Shanghaied
When on a date at the Shanghai, order only the most expensive items on the menu. Twice.

First you must obtain a menu, which is a quest in and of itself.

Woody Alien wrote:Make Me Happy
Create and develop an indie game just for the sake of putting Katawa Shoujo references in it.

Working on it.

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:30 pm

Me Likey Egg Rolls: Upon deciding to join Lilly in Scotland, trade 200 eggrolls for Scottish citizenship.

(In related news, this actually happened but it was in America, not Scotland.

)

AaronIsCrunchy · Post by **AaronIsCrunchy** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:33 pm

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:
Xaredian wrote:
AaronIsCrunchy wrote: I'm betting she's a great swimmer. *insert obvious breaststroke joke here*
*Opens month*...
Uhm... no.
Because that's my primary stroke.
That's your main?! I can't swim (honestly, RIN would last longer in a pool than I would) but I know from fairly good authority that's the most difficult!

Butterfly is by far the hardest...[/quote]
Yeah, that's the one I meant. Told you I couldn't swim...

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:50 pm

Matchmaker: Hook up Aaron and Hanako...Because they're both crunchy.

AaronIsCrunchy · Post by **AaronIsCrunchy** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:12 pm

Potato wrote:Matchmaker: Hook up Aaron and Hanako...Because they're both crunchy.

I am OK with this achievement :3

Xaredian · Post by **Xaredian** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:45 pm

Fubard wrote:What a Long Strange... whoops!
Play KS on the rift, get disoriented and fall off the roof, even without the aid of alcohol and/or Kenji.

I'd get more disoriented by the fact that they speak Japanese. I don't understand a word you're speaking right now

成功！(Success!)
Get Lilly to translate everything said in Japanese, to English for you.

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Yeah, that's the one I meant. Told you I couldn't swim...

To the point that you don't know the four primary strokes...
I wouldn't be surprised if you don't know what they look like. But... not knowing their names?

Munchenhausen · Post by **Munchenhausen** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:48 pm

Potato wrote:Matchmaker: Hook up Aaron and Hanako...Because they're both crunchy.

I chuckled out loud

AaronIsCrunchy · Post by **AaronIsCrunchy** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:56 pm

Xaredian wrote:
Fubard wrote:What a Long Strange... whoops!
Play KS on the rift, get disoriented and fall off the roof, even without the aid of alcohol and/or Kenji.
I'd get more disoriented by the fact that they speak Japanese. I don't understand a word you're speaking right now

成功！(Success!)
Get Lilly to translate everything said in Japanese, to English for you.
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Yeah, that's the one I meant. Told you I couldn't swim...
To the point that you don't know the four primary strokes...
I wouldn't be surprised if you don't know what they look like. But... not knowing their names?

Haha, my best friend has swum the English Channel and does very well in competitions across the country... but apparently none of that has rubbed off on me, and it's not like I haven't tried. Water just scares me, I think.

Xaredian · Post by **Xaredian** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:55 pm

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:
Xaredian wrote:
Fubard wrote:What a Long Strange... whoops!
Play KS on the rift, get disoriented and fall off the roof, even without the aid of alcohol and/or Kenji.
I'd get more disoriented by the fact that they speak Japanese. I don't understand a word you're speaking right now

成功！(Success!)
Get Lilly to translate everything said in Japanese, to English for you.
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Yeah, that's the one I meant. Told you I couldn't swim...
To the point that you don't know the four primary strokes...
I wouldn't be surprised if you don't know what they look like. But... not knowing their names?
Haha, my best friend has swum the English Channel and does very well in competitions across the country... but apparently none of that has rubbed off on me, and it's not like I haven't tried. Water just scares me, I think.

Hydrophobia...
Really... come on.

someguy1294 · Post by **someguy1294** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:57 pm

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:(honestly, RIN would last longer in a pool than I would)

Doing Things You Can't Do
Teach Rin the breastroke.
Because You Can't Do Them
Coach Rin for the Yamaku swimming competition, and get her to win first place.

Deus Ex Machina
Save Saki's life by discovering a cure for her disease.
The 'Fuck You' Ending
Discover the cure too late to save Saki anyways.
The 'FUCK EVERYTHING!!!' Ending
Become rich by discovering the cure to Saki's disease, and reconcile yourself after Saki's death by buying a bunch of crippled hookers.

AaronIsCrunchy · Post by **AaronIsCrunchy** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:04 pm

Xaredian wrote:
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:[quote="Xaredian"
I'd get more disoriented by the fact that they speak Japanese. I don't understand a word you're speaking right now

成功！(Success!)
Get Lilly to translate everything said in Japanese, to English for you.
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Yeah, that's the one I meant. Told you I couldn't swim...
To the point that you don't know the four primary strokes...
I wouldn't be surprised if you don't know what they look like. But... not knowing their names?
Haha, my best friend has swum the English Channel and does very well in competitions across the country... but apparently none of that has rubbed off on me, and it's not like I haven't tried. Water just scares me, I think.

Hydrophobia...
Really... come on.[/quote]
I guess it's more being IN water, as opposed to straight up hydrophobia. I haven't got rabies or some shit

someguy1294 · Post by **someguy1294** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:16 pm

You Keep Using That Word
Declare Lilly a Mary-Sue.

d2r · Post by **d2r** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:05 pm

someguy1294 wrote:The 'Fuck You' Ending
Unlock the Dante route

Fixed that for you. :p

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