The Official KS Headcanon Thread

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Headcanon: Kenji is the secret leader of GamerGate.
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Charmant wrote:Headcanon: Kenji is the secret leader of GamerGate.
Ah, but which faction?
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Atario wrote:
Charmant wrote:Headcanon: Kenji is the secret leader of GamerGate.
Ah, but which faction?
The only one. :P
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"Actually, it's about ethics in student government."

Although, that's not the best example, seeing as Shizune and Misha actually ARE corrupt...
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bhtooefr wrote:"Actually, it's about ethics in student government."

Although, that's not the best example, seeing as Shizune and Misha actually ARE corrupt...
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It just...It just works. :lol: And Shizune and Misha aren't corrupt, just hypocritical slackers. :P
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Charmant wrote:Headcanon: Kenji is the secret leader of GamerGate.
What if...
What if Hotwheels went to Yamaku? :O
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Munchenhausen wrote:What if...
What if Hotwheels went to Yamaku? :O
Huh, I hadn't really been keeping close tabs on the whole gamergate thing; didn't realize the 8chan guy was in a wheelchair. This gets oddly more relevant as we go…
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So just who is this 4chan?

Turns out its kenji.
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Atario wrote:
Munchenhausen wrote:What if...
What if Hotwheels went to Yamaku? :O
Huh, I hadn't really been keeping close tabs on the whole gamergate thing; didn't realize the 8chan guy was in a wheelchair. This gets oddly more relevant as we go…
Yeah, Severe Osteoporosis, if I'm not wrong.

Kinda feel bad for him.
He's had to grow up in a wheelchair with dangerously brittle bones, living on his own in New York of all places. And now, he's caught in the middle of an internet-wide Feminists vs Gamers war that he had nothing to do with, just because people have migrated from Moot's 4chan to his own 8chan.

However, he's fucking taking it on the chin. He only started actively getting involved when Brianna Wu started blaming him for creating a website built purely for attacking her.

He knows his law, he's a great programmer, he's a cripple, and he is #BASED as fuck
What a lad.
CoffeeDrive wrote:So just who is this 4chan?

Turns out its kenji.
I've heard a theory that Kenji was based on the archetypal 4chan user.
Paranoid, hates feminists, no social skills etc. :lol:
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The who GamerGate thing has left me confuzed. :?

Anyway, since we're talking Kenji here, it would be nice to point out that he now has a female ally. (Source: The Onion.) :)
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I love The Onion. :lol:

I think her vision of the feminist threat is a lot more severe than Kenji's though.
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Munchenhausen wrote:
Charmant wrote:Headcanon: Kenji is the secret leader of GamerGate.
What if...
What if Hotwheels went to Yamaku? :O
It'd be easier to get a blowjob. :P

(Context, which Munch already knows: A guy I knew was nicknamed "Hot Wheels" against his will because in his past, he had a thing for trading sexual favors for little toy cars)
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Charmant wrote:he had a thing for trading sexual favors for little toy cars
Ok, what the fuck.
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My head cannon is and always will be that Rin has a still alive and well Bidget by the name of Gary Coleman ( bidget is slang for black midget ) who wipes her ass for her because im 99 percent sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass and i dont even want to look at those fan fictions....
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Oscar Wildecat wrote:Anyway, since we're talking Kenji here, it would be nice to point out that he now has a female ally. (Source: The Onion.) :)
I'm not sure he'd see her as an ally. I think his reaction would be something along the lines of, "They're not even trying to keep it a secret anymore!"
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