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SpecimenSix wrote:

KeiichiO wrote:
Happy Birthday Emi! If it's nice today, I'll jog a few miles in your honor.

Happy Birthday Emi indeed. Assuming I don't go out tonight I'll go for a nice run.

Happy Birthday Rin: Do something but technically nothing.
Happy Birthday Emi: Run a couple miles but technically that's nothing to Emi.

Umber wrote:

SpecimenSix wrote:

KeiichiO wrote:
Happy Birthday Emi! If it's nice today, I'll jog a few miles in your honor.

Happy Birthday Emi indeed. Assuming I don't go out tonight I'll go for a nice run.

Happy Birthday Rin: Do something but technically nothing.
Happy Birthday Emi: Run a couple miles but technically that's nothing to Emi.

True, but my only alternative is climbing up onto my old high school's roof since I'll be back in my hometown by tonight. Hm maybe that's not such a bad idea after all, it's been almost a year since I've been up there anyways.

Happy birthday to Emi, the fastest thing on no legs!

It is unfortunately even colder today than it was supposed to be already, so I can't run to celebrate.

Caden Tiksaril wrote:Happy birthday to Emi, the fastest thing on no legs!

It is unfortunately even colder today than it was supposed to be already, so I can't run to celebrate.

I'd run even if it's cold, but I have a mountain of homework to deal with. Eurgh.

Education, or celebrating Emi's birthday...

SpecimenSix wrote:True, but my only alternative is climbing up onto my old high school's roof since I'll be back in my hometown by tonight. Hm maybe that's not such a bad idea after all, it's been almost a year since I've been up there anyways.

Hmm, I like the idea of climbing on my high school roof. I hated the place, so maybe I could bring some paintball guns and wreck havoc around the place while having a nice picnic on the roof

But alas, I'd probably end up in jail. Then I'd REALLY connect with Emi's experiences

Ha.

KeiichiO wrote:
But alas, I'd probably end up in jail. Then I'd REALLY connect with Emi's experiences

Ha.

No lubricants in jail.

/Notworthit. Might as well just chop your legs off.

Umber wrote:

KeiichiO wrote:
But alas, I'd probably end up in jail. Then I'd REALLY connect with Emi's experiences

Ha.

No lubricants in jail.

/Notworthit. Might as well just chop your legs off.

Merrpy Birthmas, Emi!

Umber wrote:

KeiichiO wrote:
But alas, I'd probably end up in jail. Then I'd REALLY connect with Emi's experiences

Ha.

No lubricants in jail.

/Notworthit. Might as well just chop your legs off.

You won't end up in jail if you're fast enough. And if nothing else you can always use your tears as lube.

I second the notion of cutting your legs off. Bonus points if you send them to Emi and she attaches them and lives a long and happy life with hairy man legs.

SpecimenSix wrote:Bonus points if you send them to Emi and she attaches them and lives a long and happy life with hairy man legs.

Oh hello, Van Gogh. I thought you were already dead.

SpecimenSix wrote:Bonus points if you send them to Emi and she attaches them and lives a long and happy life with hairy man legs.

Let's ruin Hisao's sex life for Emi's birthday. And maybe Emi's mile time, too.

I ate a lemon-flavored pie. Celebrated both her birthday and Pie Day.

Happy Birthday Emi! I Love You!

Emi indeed gets a strawberry cake, with extra strawberries.

For the second dessert, she gets a bowlful of strawberries, because Emi.

HLGU wrote:Happy Birthday Emi! I Love You!

Emi indeed gets a strawberry cake, with extra strawberries.

For the second dessert, she gets a bowlful of strawberries, because Emi.

You. Deserve. The world. And a medal.

I got the mental image of Emi, sitting next to a table, with a strawberry cake in front of her, surrounded by a mountain of caring supporters.

My heaaaart. Oh, my poor heart.

HLGU wrote:Happy Birthday Emi! I Love You!

Emi indeed gets a strawberry cake, with extra strawberries.

For the second dessert, she gets a bowlful of strawberries, because Emi.

D'awwwwwww.

Maybe if you're really good she'll let you feed them to her like Rin.