Here is more from the crazy man that you love to complain about. Don't worry, other people will be referenced in future stories so don't be sad. I have a special guest appearance by a favorite girl of mine and there is a special suprise inside one of the hottest topics on the KS forums. You knew I was going to use it so don't act suprised.
May I present part 2 of what very well could be a 3 parter now. I'm so devious.
Let’s put on a Show: It’s Showtime
As the title says, today is Saturday which means all this work is about to pay off; I hope. If you’re wondering what the rest of the week had been like; uneventful. Emi took the dress and bow off of Kenji’s costume so he was back to his old, crazy self. He even stole Lilly’s cane claiming it was some sort of offensive weapon for the feminist forces. Luckily I was able to stop her before she accidently walked off the stage. Emi’s folks then overreacted when they heard their daughter was making costumes for a show and donated material that she instantly transformed into the most ridiculous looking pig costumes I’ve ever seen. This meant, of course, that Shizune got pissed and had her parents custom order her a costume and deliver it that night. At least Misha being happy with Emi’s design and no more Lelouch incidents was relief enough for me. See, just like I told you; uneventful.
Our segment was to take place immediately after Lelouch and his ‘Red Riding Hood’. Once again he gets whatever he wants as he convinced the principal to, almost, forcibly make us lend him Kenji’s wolf costume. You’d think that guy had the power to control people or something.
“Hisao, after this performance is over we’ve got three minutes to get everything set up.”
“Thanks for the heads up Hanako. Three minutes should be plenty of time to lug the houses onto the stage.”
“Hey Hisao! I think we should update the story a bit.”
“We can’t change anything now that it’s already be approved by the principal.” I know I’m going to regret this. “I’m afraid to ask Kenji but what was it you had in mind?”
“Well, the three pigs are criminals and the wolf is the macho-cop come to bust up there syndicate.”
“What sort of syndicate?”
“Each of their houses is a base of operation. It’s so simple. We got the weed house, the stick-em house and the whore house.”
“Wait, that last one doesn’t …” Now I get it. The only person I spoke to about that incident was Hanako. Does that mean she somehow let it slip to Kenji or was there some other reason? “Kenji, how did you find out about that?”
“After I got done bitching to you about the costume I was wandering around and my highly trained ears picked up some interesting sounds. They were coming from that giant, cardboard structure and so I used my pocketknife to cut a small hole in it.”
“How were you even able to make out who they were?”
“Come on man I’m legally blind, that doesn’t mean I actually am. I’ve gotten out of a lot of tight corners with that ace.”
“So you saw the whole thing?”
“I could have seen more if you hadn’t barged in. Always gotta ruin my fun for your own sexual desires. Tisk, tisk, tisk.”
“My sexual…you’re the one who was knowingly watching it! Besides I’m not into that sort of stuff!”
“Guess that explains why you’re hanging around the number one virgin in school.”
“I like things at a slow pace. As you recall, the reason I’m here is because of a sudden love confession.” Despite my desires, rushing into things to fast would probably cause my heart to explode.
“I’ll give you props for having such patients. Just don’t ruin it for anyone else next time.”
“Whatever Kenji, just get yourself ready for the show.” Did I mention before how I really need to get other guy friends? By the way…
“Has anyone seen Emi?”
“I haven’t seen her.”
“Neither have I.”
Have you guys at home seen her? Wait, what am I asking you for? This isn’t ‘Blue’s Clues’ you know.
“Hey Lela, have you seen Emi running around?”
“I haven’t seen her either. Do you need her for something?”
“No, I was just wondering since I thought she would like to be here.” It really is odd that nobody has seen her. Normally she would be running about probably commenting on all the props and costumes she saw.
“Hisao, Lelouch’s show just finished up.”
“Alright everybody, three minutes to get everything ready. Let’s move it people.” I have to admit, it’s nice to be in charge when you can make commands like this.
(Inside the mind of Hisao)
“Steady all main cannons! Turn port-side ninety degrees. Charge the main laser.”
“All systems are in the green captain.”
“Sir, the enemy is approaching us at tremendous speed! I think they plan on ramming us!”
“What the hell! Raise all shields immediately, double-front!”
“It’s too late sir!”
“Brace for impact!” The ship shakes ferociously from the force of impact. “Damage report 1st Skipper Hanako.”
“All weapons systems are offline. T-they seemed to have been targeting the main generator. The backup is functioning with only enough capacity to power simple systems and life-support.”
“Who the hell in their right mind would ram a ship twice their size only to make us both un-operational.”
“Incoming transmission, sir.”
“On screen!”
“Greetings old friend.”
“Kenji you bastard! I should have known it was you.”
“And lucky for you my main weapons are also off line. Guess that means the K-bots will have to deal with you.” For those who can’t see or have any idea what’s going on, a K-bot is modeled after Kenji himself but with even more destructive power. Yep, I didn’t think that was possible either. “Goodbye now.”
“All hands man your weapons!”
“Hisao?”
“I told you its Captain Hisao on duty 1st Skipper Hana…why are you wearing a school uniform?”
“Hisao, hello?”
(Back to reality)
“What…oh Hanako it’s you.”
“You were daydreaming again, weren’t you?”
“No.” She chuckles under her breath.
“What was it about this time?” Yes, this does happen on occasion if that’s what you’re wondering.
“Some other time, we have a show that must go on.”
“Right, as I was trying to tell you, everything is ready.”
“Okay then, time to open up the curtain.”
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Well, it seems everything went relatively close to plan. Instead of blowing down the houses though, Kenji decided that the wolf had to trash them to pieces. Bits of hay, sticks and even cardboard littered the stage. Luckily we were the last group to perform so we took our time cleaning up the mess. However, Kenji told us he had somewhere to be, Emi was still nowhere to be found, and Shizune and Misha left somewhere without telling us; I can only imagine what they are doing now.
There was a small social event being held in the cafeteria for the casts and children but I decided to head back to my room instead. I really don’t feel like hanging around, listening to other students bragging as though they just took part in a Broadway musical or something. It wasn’t anything big in the least but I probably deserved a salary with what I dealt with throughout the week. Opening my door, I notice a large box taking up residence on the floor.
“That’s creepy.” The box begins to shake and move about. Alright, now that is really creepy. I’ll probably end up finding a gremlin in it. Or maybe it’s a leprechaun. I could use a free wish. Wait, what is this a fairytale?
“Guess I’ll just have to open it.”
“Mmmph, mmph.”
“Emi!” I said we were keeping this PG-13 at the most! How the hell did we end up with X-rated material? Emi was tied in such a way that Stephan Hawking would gain feeling where there normally is none. All the leather was tantalizing to the eye and okay, the pink gag was a nice touch…what am I saying?
(Cartoony Devil and Angle appear inside the mind of Hisao)
“This is the perfect opportunity you moron! Take it while you have the chance!”
“Yea, she’s just sitting there waiting for you to take advantage of her.”
“I thought you were supposed to tell me the right thing to do.”
“This is the right thing to do!”
“What kind of angel would say something like that?”
“You know Zansu from ‘Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro Chan’?”
“Um, I believe so.”
“I’m his 100% straight cousin.”
‘Okay forget you two. We obviously need a better writer.’
(Back to reality)
“Mmmph, mmmph!”
“Emi, how did this happen to you?” I immediately start untying the ropes which had been restricting her movement.
“Mmmph, mmph.”
“Oh right, would be smart to take that off first.” I guess if this was Shizune I would have been in the right untying her first.
“Mmmph…That *bleep bleep* of a *bleep bleep bleep*. I’m going to take a stick and *bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep* on his side!” So the network censors this but they are fine with everything else. Who’s running this show, a blind man?
“Calm down Emi. Can you explain in terms that I can understand?” I don’t speak censor.
“I was on my way to the stage when someone jumped me. I didn’t recognize the voice, sounded artificial in nature, but before I knew it everything went dark. I woke up inside this box and couldn’t yell because of the gag and had a hard time moving with this on.”
“Why don’t you change out of that. I have some cloths you can put on for the time being.” I grab a shirt and pair of sweat pants from my dresser. Emi’s prosthetics were luckily included in the box but I wasn’t sure if she was wearing anything underneath that bondage suit.
“As much as you would love to see Hisao, I suggest you turn around.”
“Oh, sorry about that.”
“And no peeking.”
I turn a full 180 after handing Emi the cloths I gathered. Why do these situations always seem to happen to me? First the event with Shizune and now this; also, how come I didn’t die from seeing her like that. Any man would have had an increased heart rate at the sight of it but I seem to be in normal conditions. Hmph, based on my luck I’ll find out I’m secretly gay. So secret, that I don’t even know about it. Okay, let’s put that thought away for the time being. What I would really like to know is who would have a grudge against Emi or just hate her so much as to do this.
‘Hey don’t look at me. I had nothing to do with it.’
‘Fine, I believe you Kosher.’
Come to think of it, they could have very well raped her and placed her in my room to frame me.
“Alright Hisao, I’m all done changing.”
“Um Emi, you don’t think that I did this to you; right?”
“Of course not. You don’t have the nerve to try something like this.” I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or as an insult.
“What about reporting this to the school?”
“Are you kidding? If word got out about something like this happening to me I would die of embarrassment. Swear to me that the contents of this little episode will not leave this room.” Sure, a statement like that makes perfect sense here.
“But don’t you want to get the person or persons back for what they did to you?”
“Well, there doesn’t seem to be anything broken,” HINT, HINT. “Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I wanted to have this happen to me. I’ll conduct my own investigation though and will be taking this stuff as evidence.” She takes everything she had previously been wearing and places it in the box.
“Perhaps you best make sure no one can see inside.” I hand her the roll of tape I had stashed in my drawer. After sealing the box she lifts it into her arms and asks if I would open the door. It must be a light load for she balances it without much effort.
“Thanks for the clothes Hisao. I’ll make sure to bring them back all washed up for you.” I wave to her before locking myself inside.
This has definitely been one of the strangest weeks I have ever had. Collapsing on my bed I start to close my eyes as one final though pops into my mind.
‘Is it wrong for me to prefer she didn’t wash them?’
