1: Wander over to check the dev blog and the forum at about 3:00 in the morning after going missing for about 2 weeks like I usually do.
2: See the notice that full version has been released.
3: Think that it's too good to be true that my long wait would finally be over. Spend approximately 10 minutes trying to figure out if it's a hoax. (Extend that time to 2 hours if this happens on the 1st of April)
4: Decide to check the forums to see if its for real, but then stop before clicking the bookmark. If it IS for real, then there will be spoilers and my life will be ruined...
5: Locate the download link and start the download with mixed feelings.
6: Start installing the game and stare all wide-eyed at the progress bar, shivering with anticipation.
7: Play through once, very slowly, reading each word of story and carefully examining each background image just to fully immerse myself once more within the in-game world...
8: Aim for my least favourite storyline, just to get it out of the way first.
9: Try to complete at least one storyline per day, ending with my favourite one. I like to save the best till last.
10: Once all storylines are completed, will play through again if necessary to get 100%, skipping all the scenes I've read before.
11: Once I reach 100% I will quietly shut down the computer and lay back, staring up at the ceiling, reflecting that my long wait has finally come to a end and desperately searching for something else that will make life as meaningful.
12: Play through a couple more times, enjoying it, but sad that, just like the sexual act, it's never as good as your first time...
13: Leave the game alone for most of the year. Then one day when I'm feeling a little bit down, I'll return to it, like an old friend come back to cheer me up
14: Just 'cos it's unlucky to end on 13!
Bara wrote:7. Get on with life
What is this thing called "life" everyone keeps talking about? Can you get it for PC, or is it only on the consoles?