Monomyth: Taro Arai's Story [Update: 27/6/15]
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:11 pm
Chapter Seven: Partners in Crime
[If you’re not up by the time I get there, you will feel my wrath!]
I put my phone back on my bedside table and close my eyes. Akio already tried and failed to get me out of bed. I had a big day yesterday and a pretty restless night so I can afford five more minutes. Wrath be damned. I feel myself drift off again.
Before long, I become acutely aware of a weight on my stomach. Nothing heavy but it’s definitely intrusive. Then I hear the crack of knuckles. “How did you get in?” I groan with neither the energy to fight back or open my eyes.
“Your door was unlocked.” The voice responds.
“No, it wasn’t.”
“I have a spare key.” - “No, you don’t.”
“I can phase through walls?” - “Then you’re in the wrong school.”
“Miki taught me how to pick a lock…” The voice admits finally.
“I fucking knew it! That girl is trouble…” I laugh, opening my eyes and focus on Ritsu; the morning sun casting a resplendent halo around her, even in her school uniform. She’s confidently straddling my belly and thumbing her nose with a grin. “Yeah, well you’d know all about that, wouldn’t you?”
“{Exactly}. That’s why I’m concerned that, a few days after your OCS, you’ve already graduated to breaking and entering…” I shake my head in mock disappointment.
“If you don’t get your lazy ass out of bed and come to class, you can add ‘assault’ to the charge!” She playfully shakes her fist in my face.
“There’s two problems with that plan, Ritsu. One: the nefarious {cat burglar} that broke into my room has me pinned under her. Two: I am only wearing boxers.” I state deadpan, confident that one of these will get her off me.
“Big, bad Taro scared of little, old me? I’m flattered! But I highly doubt you’re not wearing pyjamas.” She challenges me with a confident smirk, leaning on my chest.
I push myself up into a sitting position, causing Ritsu to slide back onto my lap and my duvet to fall forward and reveal my bare shoulders and chest. “See?” I raise my eyebrow, daring her to challenge me further.
“Y-you’re not going to sleep in just your boxers!” She’s flustered, but still intent on doing this.
“You’re right! That was a lie.” I smile genuinely.
Ritsu breaths a little sigh of relief.
“I sleep totally nude.” And I have never been more thankful of these thick bed sheets.
“You… Pervert!” Ritsu cackles, landing a playful bop on my chest.
“Hahaha! Now, are you going to let me get dressed or not?”
Ritsu sits there quietly for a fraction of a second longer than she really needs to but she relents and hops off me. She stops at the door and gives me the slyest grin I’ve ever seen on her lips.
“Just so you know… Your sheets aren’t nearly as thick as you’d hope.” She gives a knowing wink and leaves. Today‘s going to be a real test of willpower.
“And hurry up!” She shouts through the door. Yes, ma’am.
After dutifully getting dressed and locking my door, my phone buzzes with a text from Akio.
[Where the hell are you, man? Less than half the class showed up and most of them are DEAD. I can hear Mutou SNORING. Please don’t leave me to the horde…]
I laugh and show the message to Ritsu who giggles.
“What do you think? Do we brave the horde to save our friend?” I ask with raised eyebrow.
“That depends, how does the Hero of Yamaku Festival feel about truancy?” She retorts, adopting her hands on hips stance.
“Why, Miss Tainaka, I do believe you’re going to be a terrible influence on me…”
She laughs and slides a finger under my chin as she walks towards the stairs. “That’s what I’m hoping, Mr Arai~” I'd be a moron to turn that down.
[Sorry, Akio. I’ve been shanghaied by a cat burglar.]
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We eventually reach the infamous Shanghai and enter. Despite how popular it is with Yamaku’s students, it always seems to be dead in here. First thing on a Monday morning is no exception.
“Welcome to the Shanghaaaaaaaaaiiii~” We hear, followed by a crash.
Ritsu lets go of my hand as I peer over the counter at the chaotic pile of teapots and Yuuko. You’ve gotta feel for her, she’s always in such a muddle about everything. I sidestep the counter and give Yuuko a firm hand hold to pull herself up. I bend down and collect the various metal teapots scattered around her.
“I-I-I-I’m sooooo sorry, Taro! I was just taking inventoryandthenthedoorrangan--” Her erratic apology and explanation is hushed after I replace the last teapot on a shelf under the counter and place a hand on her shoulder.
“Deep breaths, Yuuko. Deep, slow, breaths.” I say with all the authority of her senior, despite her being both the school librarian and a few years older than me. She seems to respond well to this practiced method. “Slow down. Breathe. Take your time.” I offer a warm smile and take my hand away. Yuuko calms and finally smiles.
“W-Welcome to the Shanghai, Taro.” She beams, bowing a little.
“Good morning, Yuuko,” Ritsu smiles. “Could we have two of your delicious lattes, please?”
“At your own pace, of course. Take your time and remember to breath.” I say before finding a cosy booth with Ritsu.
“Th-thank you, I will…” Yuuko says, resuming her duties.
I remember the first time I met Yuuko in the library at school. She was frantically rushing around reorganising book stacks as usual. She missed a step on one of the shelf ladders and fell, luckily I was there to catch her. Well, that’s probably a little generous. I let her fall on me. First bruise of my Yamaku career was having a ditzy librarian breaking her fall on me.
The second was from Miki, but that’s a different story. I’ve tried to help calm Yuuko’s nerves whenever I’m around and, for the most part, it works.
Speaking of the devil, Yuuko appears with our order. “Thank you for dining with us today.” She gives a courteous bow and a smile in my direction before turning to leave and suddenly stopping.
“W-w-wait… Aren’t you two supposed to be in class?” Uh-oh, she’s rumbled us.
“Aren’t you supposed to be in the library?” I offer what is possibly the weakest counterattack of my life.
“Not on Monday mornings, as well you know!” Yuuko’s stern stance is new to me. Then again, I’ve never blatantly flaunted school rules around her. Me and Ritsu share an uneasy look before I step up.
“I’m going to be straight with you, Yuuko. I spent yesterday nursing an unconscious girl with heatstroke and then carrying her, on my own, to the dorms at the behest of the nurse. Since I knew a lot of people would be pulling out of class because of the festival, I thought I could recuperate from my arduous, selfless deed. I thought you, of all people, would understand the need to de-stress.” While not untrue, I’m kinda manipulating Yuuko a little with my wording. Don’t feel great about it to be honest.
“O-oh! I heard about Tezuka’s accident from the other faculty. I’m so glad you were there to help!” Yuuko’s praise makes me blush.
“I only did what I thought was right. Wasn’t that big a deal.” I rub the back of my head and feel Ritsu’s hand on my shoulder. “You were a real hero, Taro!” She beams, making me blush harder.
“W-what about you, Ritsu?” Yuuko turns her attention to my companion who responds with some serious, deadpan delivery.
“Menstrual cramps.”
This shakes Yuuko a fair bit, who only responds with a hushed “Say no more.” Yuuko looks around the Shanghai and then at us, bringing a finger to her lips with a wink.
“You were never here…”
We both give an appreciative nod before she leaves to attend a pair of old women who have just entered. I feel my bad arm be moved around Ritsu’s shoulder and my companion snuggle into my side.
“Menstrual cramps? Really?” I say with an unimpressed look.
“It’s a woman’s ‘get out of jail free’ card, I have a duty to use it.” She responds with a cheeky grin.
“That’s pretty devious.” I laugh as Ritsu buries herself deeper into my side.
“Yup.”
“It’s a good thing you’re cute,” I smile, taking one of her hands in mine.
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After two or three more rounds of some of the best coffee outside of the city, we decide not to push our luck at the Shanghai any longer. We give Yuuko a wave and return to the real world.
“Awwww man, I wish we could have spent all day in there!” Ritsu laments, wrapping her arms around me.
“I know, it was really… nice to just spend time with you.” I smile down at Ritsu and plant a kiss on her forehead. “C’mon, let’s go grab some lunch from the Aura Mart and head to the park.”
“We’re not going back to school?” She ponders as I stride off towards the store.
“Date’s not over yet, Miss Tainaka!” I call back. I hear frantic running and feel a sudden vice grip in my left hand.
“So you’re saying this is a date?!” She bounces happily. I think it’s high time I took some initiative here.
“If you’re going to make me cut class, I’m going to make this a date.”
“Damn, Taro! I dare say I’m rubbing off on you!” She laughs with a little too much confidence. I’m leading this dance, missy.
“Like I said… Date’s not over yet.” I reply with a devious smile which sends Ritsu’s face flush. Today’s going to be fun.
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We retrieve a small assortment of snacks and soft drinks and make our way through the park. The mid-day sun is strong but as we reach the far tree line, we find a nice secluded spot next to an old, disused grass roller. It’s well-worn, around eight feet across and wide enough to comfortably perch on for a spur-of-the-moment picnic.
I snatch up my curry bread and greedily tear into it. It feels like I haven’t eaten in a week. Ritsu contents herself with a box of banana flavoured Koala’s March, crunching the tiny snacks one at a time. Little is said but Ritsu shows me the cute koala pictures on her snacks before gobbling them up. We finish our snacks, sliding off the roller onto the warm grass, each with an ice cold soda.
“You know what? Considering the rather rude awakening this morning,” I say, Ritsu almost choking on her drink, “Today has been great.” I lean back and rest my head on the roller and let out a happy sigh.
“Yeah, this date has been pretty fun~” Ritsu merrily chimes in before aggressively shifting over onto my lap and holding my face in her hands. She smiles before kissing me deeply, her tongue twirling around mine. She still tastes of watermelon soda.
“And speaking of this morning…” She says, leaning back. I guess there’s no hiding my arousal now. “Do you really sleep naked?” She asks with a curious smirk.
“Heh, actually, yeah… Pyjamas are too stuffy and restricting for me. Same with wearing boxers really.” I chuckle softly as I explain, no doubt blushing as I do.
“Huh, I never thought about it like that before!” Ritsu raises a finger to her cheek in thought, idly rocking back and forth. So much for taking the initiative, I lost control of this situation the moment kissed me.
I try to shift a little to get more of my back against the roller but the biggest thing I accomplish is inadvertently grinding my bulge against her crotch, causing her to collapse onto my chest with a shudder and a surprisingly loud gasp.
“Crap, are you okay?” I put a hand on her shoulder but she just grips my shirt tight.
“Just… gimme some… warning next time, big guy. That was… Yeah.” She holds my cheek and kisses me slowly. I reach my good hand around to the back of her neck.
“D-did you just…?” I timidly whisper into her ear and she buries her face in my neck, nodding slightly.
“Wow… That’s… I’ll be honest, that’s never happened to me before.” I chuckle, rubbing her back. “I usually have to work a little harder for that kind of reaction, haha.”
“Sn-snuck up on me too…” She titters. “I’ve… kinda been… turned on since this morning…” She reluctantly admits. “And last night…” Wow, I wouldn’t have guessed she’d be so…
“Wait, what do you mean ‘usually’?” She suddenly bolts upright and I can see a slight shiver run up her body again.
“This… isn’t the first time I’ve done this kind of thing?” I offer cautiously. I don’t know how Ritsu’s going to react to that. I’m sure I’ve told her about previous girlfriends before.
“Oh…” She sulks, folding her arms across my chest. “And there was me thinking I’d be more of a corrupting influence on you.” She idly twirls a finger on my chest, only to be interrupted by a gentle flick of her forehead.
“I’m skipping school, getting dry-humped in a public park in the middle of the day by my delinquent girlfriend. Trust me, Rits, you’re corrupting enough.” I roar with laughter and she can’t help but join in, burying her face in her arms.
“Don‘t tease me, Taro…” She meekly pleads, not budging from her position.
I have to, right? It’d be wrong not to.
“I haven’t even begun to tease you yet,” I seductively taunt, lifting her chin and planting a kiss on her soft, inviting lips. “Date’s not over yet…”
[If you’re not up by the time I get there, you will feel my wrath!]
I put my phone back on my bedside table and close my eyes. Akio already tried and failed to get me out of bed. I had a big day yesterday and a pretty restless night so I can afford five more minutes. Wrath be damned. I feel myself drift off again.
Before long, I become acutely aware of a weight on my stomach. Nothing heavy but it’s definitely intrusive. Then I hear the crack of knuckles. “How did you get in?” I groan with neither the energy to fight back or open my eyes.
“Your door was unlocked.” The voice responds.
“No, it wasn’t.”
“I have a spare key.” - “No, you don’t.”
“I can phase through walls?” - “Then you’re in the wrong school.”
“Miki taught me how to pick a lock…” The voice admits finally.
“I fucking knew it! That girl is trouble…” I laugh, opening my eyes and focus on Ritsu; the morning sun casting a resplendent halo around her, even in her school uniform. She’s confidently straddling my belly and thumbing her nose with a grin. “Yeah, well you’d know all about that, wouldn’t you?”
“{Exactly}. That’s why I’m concerned that, a few days after your OCS, you’ve already graduated to breaking and entering…” I shake my head in mock disappointment.
“If you don’t get your lazy ass out of bed and come to class, you can add ‘assault’ to the charge!” She playfully shakes her fist in my face.
“There’s two problems with that plan, Ritsu. One: the nefarious {cat burglar} that broke into my room has me pinned under her. Two: I am only wearing boxers.” I state deadpan, confident that one of these will get her off me.
“Big, bad Taro scared of little, old me? I’m flattered! But I highly doubt you’re not wearing pyjamas.” She challenges me with a confident smirk, leaning on my chest.
I push myself up into a sitting position, causing Ritsu to slide back onto my lap and my duvet to fall forward and reveal my bare shoulders and chest. “See?” I raise my eyebrow, daring her to challenge me further.
“Y-you’re not going to sleep in just your boxers!” She’s flustered, but still intent on doing this.
“You’re right! That was a lie.” I smile genuinely.
Ritsu breaths a little sigh of relief.
“I sleep totally nude.” And I have never been more thankful of these thick bed sheets.
“You… Pervert!” Ritsu cackles, landing a playful bop on my chest.
“Hahaha! Now, are you going to let me get dressed or not?”
Ritsu sits there quietly for a fraction of a second longer than she really needs to but she relents and hops off me. She stops at the door and gives me the slyest grin I’ve ever seen on her lips.
“Just so you know… Your sheets aren’t nearly as thick as you’d hope.” She gives a knowing wink and leaves. Today‘s going to be a real test of willpower.
“And hurry up!” She shouts through the door. Yes, ma’am.
After dutifully getting dressed and locking my door, my phone buzzes with a text from Akio.
[Where the hell are you, man? Less than half the class showed up and most of them are DEAD. I can hear Mutou SNORING. Please don’t leave me to the horde…]
I laugh and show the message to Ritsu who giggles.
“What do you think? Do we brave the horde to save our friend?” I ask with raised eyebrow.
“That depends, how does the Hero of Yamaku Festival feel about truancy?” She retorts, adopting her hands on hips stance.
“Why, Miss Tainaka, I do believe you’re going to be a terrible influence on me…”
She laughs and slides a finger under my chin as she walks towards the stairs. “That’s what I’m hoping, Mr Arai~” I'd be a moron to turn that down.
[Sorry, Akio. I’ve been shanghaied by a cat burglar.]
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We eventually reach the infamous Shanghai and enter. Despite how popular it is with Yamaku’s students, it always seems to be dead in here. First thing on a Monday morning is no exception.
“Welcome to the Shanghaaaaaaaaaiiii~” We hear, followed by a crash.
Ritsu lets go of my hand as I peer over the counter at the chaotic pile of teapots and Yuuko. You’ve gotta feel for her, she’s always in such a muddle about everything. I sidestep the counter and give Yuuko a firm hand hold to pull herself up. I bend down and collect the various metal teapots scattered around her.
“I-I-I-I’m sooooo sorry, Taro! I was just taking inventoryandthenthedoorrangan--” Her erratic apology and explanation is hushed after I replace the last teapot on a shelf under the counter and place a hand on her shoulder.
“Deep breaths, Yuuko. Deep, slow, breaths.” I say with all the authority of her senior, despite her being both the school librarian and a few years older than me. She seems to respond well to this practiced method. “Slow down. Breathe. Take your time.” I offer a warm smile and take my hand away. Yuuko calms and finally smiles.
“W-Welcome to the Shanghai, Taro.” She beams, bowing a little.
“Good morning, Yuuko,” Ritsu smiles. “Could we have two of your delicious lattes, please?”
“At your own pace, of course. Take your time and remember to breath.” I say before finding a cosy booth with Ritsu.
“Th-thank you, I will…” Yuuko says, resuming her duties.
I remember the first time I met Yuuko in the library at school. She was frantically rushing around reorganising book stacks as usual. She missed a step on one of the shelf ladders and fell, luckily I was there to catch her. Well, that’s probably a little generous. I let her fall on me. First bruise of my Yamaku career was having a ditzy librarian breaking her fall on me.
The second was from Miki, but that’s a different story. I’ve tried to help calm Yuuko’s nerves whenever I’m around and, for the most part, it works.
Speaking of the devil, Yuuko appears with our order. “Thank you for dining with us today.” She gives a courteous bow and a smile in my direction before turning to leave and suddenly stopping.
“W-w-wait… Aren’t you two supposed to be in class?” Uh-oh, she’s rumbled us.
“Aren’t you supposed to be in the library?” I offer what is possibly the weakest counterattack of my life.
“Not on Monday mornings, as well you know!” Yuuko’s stern stance is new to me. Then again, I’ve never blatantly flaunted school rules around her. Me and Ritsu share an uneasy look before I step up.
“I’m going to be straight with you, Yuuko. I spent yesterday nursing an unconscious girl with heatstroke and then carrying her, on my own, to the dorms at the behest of the nurse. Since I knew a lot of people would be pulling out of class because of the festival, I thought I could recuperate from my arduous, selfless deed. I thought you, of all people, would understand the need to de-stress.” While not untrue, I’m kinda manipulating Yuuko a little with my wording. Don’t feel great about it to be honest.
“O-oh! I heard about Tezuka’s accident from the other faculty. I’m so glad you were there to help!” Yuuko’s praise makes me blush.
“I only did what I thought was right. Wasn’t that big a deal.” I rub the back of my head and feel Ritsu’s hand on my shoulder. “You were a real hero, Taro!” She beams, making me blush harder.
“W-what about you, Ritsu?” Yuuko turns her attention to my companion who responds with some serious, deadpan delivery.
“Menstrual cramps.”
This shakes Yuuko a fair bit, who only responds with a hushed “Say no more.” Yuuko looks around the Shanghai and then at us, bringing a finger to her lips with a wink.
“You were never here…”
We both give an appreciative nod before she leaves to attend a pair of old women who have just entered. I feel my bad arm be moved around Ritsu’s shoulder and my companion snuggle into my side.
“Menstrual cramps? Really?” I say with an unimpressed look.
“It’s a woman’s ‘get out of jail free’ card, I have a duty to use it.” She responds with a cheeky grin.
“That’s pretty devious.” I laugh as Ritsu buries herself deeper into my side.
“Yup.”
“It’s a good thing you’re cute,” I smile, taking one of her hands in mine.
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After two or three more rounds of some of the best coffee outside of the city, we decide not to push our luck at the Shanghai any longer. We give Yuuko a wave and return to the real world.
“Awwww man, I wish we could have spent all day in there!” Ritsu laments, wrapping her arms around me.
“I know, it was really… nice to just spend time with you.” I smile down at Ritsu and plant a kiss on her forehead. “C’mon, let’s go grab some lunch from the Aura Mart and head to the park.”
“We’re not going back to school?” She ponders as I stride off towards the store.
“Date’s not over yet, Miss Tainaka!” I call back. I hear frantic running and feel a sudden vice grip in my left hand.
“So you’re saying this is a date?!” She bounces happily. I think it’s high time I took some initiative here.
“If you’re going to make me cut class, I’m going to make this a date.”
“Damn, Taro! I dare say I’m rubbing off on you!” She laughs with a little too much confidence. I’m leading this dance, missy.
“Like I said… Date’s not over yet.” I reply with a devious smile which sends Ritsu’s face flush. Today’s going to be fun.
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We retrieve a small assortment of snacks and soft drinks and make our way through the park. The mid-day sun is strong but as we reach the far tree line, we find a nice secluded spot next to an old, disused grass roller. It’s well-worn, around eight feet across and wide enough to comfortably perch on for a spur-of-the-moment picnic.
I snatch up my curry bread and greedily tear into it. It feels like I haven’t eaten in a week. Ritsu contents herself with a box of banana flavoured Koala’s March, crunching the tiny snacks one at a time. Little is said but Ritsu shows me the cute koala pictures on her snacks before gobbling them up. We finish our snacks, sliding off the roller onto the warm grass, each with an ice cold soda.
“You know what? Considering the rather rude awakening this morning,” I say, Ritsu almost choking on her drink, “Today has been great.” I lean back and rest my head on the roller and let out a happy sigh.
“Yeah, this date has been pretty fun~” Ritsu merrily chimes in before aggressively shifting over onto my lap and holding my face in her hands. She smiles before kissing me deeply, her tongue twirling around mine. She still tastes of watermelon soda.
“And speaking of this morning…” She says, leaning back. I guess there’s no hiding my arousal now. “Do you really sleep naked?” She asks with a curious smirk.
“Heh, actually, yeah… Pyjamas are too stuffy and restricting for me. Same with wearing boxers really.” I chuckle softly as I explain, no doubt blushing as I do.
“Huh, I never thought about it like that before!” Ritsu raises a finger to her cheek in thought, idly rocking back and forth. So much for taking the initiative, I lost control of this situation the moment kissed me.
I try to shift a little to get more of my back against the roller but the biggest thing I accomplish is inadvertently grinding my bulge against her crotch, causing her to collapse onto my chest with a shudder and a surprisingly loud gasp.
“Crap, are you okay?” I put a hand on her shoulder but she just grips my shirt tight.
“Just… gimme some… warning next time, big guy. That was… Yeah.” She holds my cheek and kisses me slowly. I reach my good hand around to the back of her neck.
“D-did you just…?” I timidly whisper into her ear and she buries her face in my neck, nodding slightly.
“Wow… That’s… I’ll be honest, that’s never happened to me before.” I chuckle, rubbing her back. “I usually have to work a little harder for that kind of reaction, haha.”
“Sn-snuck up on me too…” She titters. “I’ve… kinda been… turned on since this morning…” She reluctantly admits. “And last night…” Wow, I wouldn’t have guessed she’d be so…
“Wait, what do you mean ‘usually’?” She suddenly bolts upright and I can see a slight shiver run up her body again.
“This… isn’t the first time I’ve done this kind of thing?” I offer cautiously. I don’t know how Ritsu’s going to react to that. I’m sure I’ve told her about previous girlfriends before.
“Oh…” She sulks, folding her arms across my chest. “And there was me thinking I’d be more of a corrupting influence on you.” She idly twirls a finger on my chest, only to be interrupted by a gentle flick of her forehead.
“I’m skipping school, getting dry-humped in a public park in the middle of the day by my delinquent girlfriend. Trust me, Rits, you’re corrupting enough.” I roar with laughter and she can’t help but join in, burying her face in her arms.
“Don‘t tease me, Taro…” She meekly pleads, not budging from her position.
I have to, right? It’d be wrong not to.
“I haven’t even begun to tease you yet,” I seductively taunt, lifting her chin and planting a kiss on her soft, inviting lips. “Date’s not over yet…”