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Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:42 am
by Minister of Gloom
Everything is clear now.
90% of the students were actually sent to Yamaku for being too lesbian. All those disabilities going around are just curious coincidence.

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:12 am
by Leotrak
Minister of Gloom wrote:Everything is clear now.
90% of the students were actually sent to Yamaku for being too lesbian. All those disabilities going around are just curious coincidence.
Bets on how long it'll be before Hisao walks in on some steaming hot lesbian action, and dies from the subsequent heart-attack. Bonus points for guessing the pair of girls who kill him.

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:33 am
by ContinualNaba
All of them. At once.

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:13 am
by Warwick
Misha in the Conservatory with a lead pipe.

amidoingitrite

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:56 pm
by Bara
Warwick wrote:Misha in the Conservatory with a lead pipe.

amidoingitrite
Sounds more like Misha diddling herself.
(But wouldn't there be a risk of lead poisoning?)

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:02 pm
by Leotrak
Bara wrote:
Warwick wrote:Misha in the Conservatory with a lead pipe.

amidoingitrite
Sounds more like Misha diddling herself.
(But wouldn't there be a risk of lead poisoning?)
There probably would be O.o Besides which, I don't see any means one could use a lead pipe for to cause a heart attack... Other than a direct blow to the chest, cracking some ribs along the way too >_>

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:28 pm
by Minister of Gloom
Leotrak wrote:
Bara wrote:
Warwick wrote:Misha in the Conservatory with a lead pipe.

amidoingitrite
Sounds more like Misha diddling herself.
(But wouldn't there be a risk of lead poisoning?)
There probably would be O.o Besides which, I don't see any means one could use a lead pipe for to cause a heart attack... Other than a direct blow to the chest, cracking some ribs along the way too >_>
There are many uses for a lead pipe for the (wo)man with the creative mind. Some of which could, I guess, also cause a heart attack.
Better not to think about those, though.

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:54 pm
by ContinualNaba
Back on topic, seeing as Misha knows a little sign language before coming to school, perhaps it's more rather one of her parents went to Yamaku, while she herself is perfectly fine. Either because her daughter's already used to people with difficulties or because she wants her to get used to them.

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:57 pm
by Smoku
Or Misha is a secret skilled secret service agent, using Shizune as her cover. She gathers evidence of Kenji's mental problems to throw him out of school. The Japanese government has their eyes on him for unraveling too much information of the matriarchy empire building up "underground"

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:19 am
by Kyah
Misha is a puppet.
Shizune is her ventriloquist.

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:07 pm
by Smoku
Kyah wrote:Misha is a puppet.
Shizune is her ventriloquist.
I dig this option.

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:02 pm
by Leotrak
Smoku wrote:
Kyah wrote:Misha is a puppet.
Shizune is her ventriloquist.
I dig this option.
Agreed, a Shisha ventriloquist/puppet combo would make for some very interesting plot twists :twisted:

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:10 pm
by DESU
Kyah wrote:Misha is a puppet.
Shizune is her ventriloquist.
which means that shizune's faking the muteness.

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:13 pm
by Minister of Gloom
DESU wrote:
Kyah wrote:Misha is a puppet.
Shizune is her ventriloquist.
which means that shizune's faking the muteness.
Clearly a vast conspiracy is at work.

Re: Misha's disabillity?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:35 pm
by Bara
Minister of Gloom wrote:
DESU wrote:
Kyah wrote:Misha is a puppet.
Shizune is her ventriloquist.
which means that shizune's faking the muteness.
Clearly a vast conspiracy is at work.
A... Feminist Conspiracy??!! :wink: