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Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:33 pm
by Goldilurks
-abscess wrote:Sheppard wrote:Is Hanako Wrex's waifu?
(And for all of you who said "fuck no, she's mine", are you going to press the issue with a krogan mercenary?)
C'mon, dude. Who would you rather have as your waifu? A burn victim or a
BATTLETOAD!?
I think you're misreading the original post. He's asking if Wrex is taking dibs on Hanako. To which I respond that the oversized turtle can go fuck himself, she's mine.
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:20 pm
by Commissar Mecha Milk
Goldilurks wrote:I think you're misreading the original post. He's asking if Wrex is taking dibs on Hanako. To which I respond that the oversized turtle can go fuck himself, she's mine.
Sir/Madam, you are a braver soul than I, and more foolish besides
That said, my heart shall always belong to Shiala. And Tali. And Parasini. And the Asari Councillor. And Garrus. Oh,
Garrus.
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:43 pm
by SirMax
Goldilurks wrote:
I think you're misreading the original post. He's asking if Wrex is taking dibs on Hanako. To which I respond that the oversized turtle can go fuck himself, she's mine.
In order for Hanako to be anyone's, you have to blur the line between fiction and reality, and allow fictional things to become real and be what they are in the fiction (otherwise Hanako wouldn't be Hanako).
This leaves you as a forum goer and Wrex as the only person in the entire world with technology that would literally allow him to take over the world, and a serious grudge against Turians, who he knows the humans will fight later in the history he knows.
This is not a situation where I feel you are at an advantage. Your best hope would be that he's too busy murdering government leaders to bother with Hanako.
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:15 pm
by Captain Niggawatts
SirMax wrote:Goldilurks wrote:
I think you're misreading the original post. He's asking if Wrex is taking dibs on Hanako. To which I respond that the oversized turtle can go fuck himself, she's mine.
In order for Hanako to be anyone's, you have to blur the line between fiction and reality, and allow fictional things to become real and be what they are in the fiction (otherwise Hanako wouldn't be Hanako).
This leaves you as a forum goer and Wrex as the only person in the entire world with technology that would literally allow him to take over the world, and a serious grudge against Turians, who he knows the humans will fight later in the history he knows.
This is not a situation where I feel you are at an advantage. Your best hope would be that he's too busy murdering government leaders to bother with Hanako.
You aren't familiar with Waifu Code. The dispute over the waifu would take place in a closed-arena deathmatch style fight, using only foam baseball bats. Plot Fairies would officiate.
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:09 pm
by Ernest
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:15 pm
by EternalLurker
Aw, damn, I was expecting a "burnt" pun, since "moetatsu" basically means "to burn up" in Japanese if I'm not mistaken, and Moe isn't pronounced like "moe". <_<
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:48 pm
by Elroy
EternalLurker wrote:Aw, damn, I was expecting a "burnt" pun, since "moetatsu" basically means "to burn up" in Japanese if I'm not mistaken, and Moe isn't pronounced like "moe". <_<
I've heard it as "Mo-eh."
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:27 am
by Rozen
hahaha, that made my day.
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:27 pm
by Ernest
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:44 pm
by Quidoo
Ernest wrote:"So you DO have a problem in your pants!"
Ah, the joys of erectile dysfunction.
I actually feel sorry for Hisao. He could choose not take his pills, but then he'd run the risk of 'death through orgasm'.
The poor bastard...
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:57 pm
by Guest
Elroy wrote:EternalLurker wrote:Aw, damn, I was expecting a "burnt" pun, since "moetatsu" basically means "to burn up" in Japanese if I'm not mistaken, and Moe isn't pronounced like "moe". <_<
I've heard it as "Mo-eh."
That is the correct way to say it.
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:27 pm
by f8th
Quidoo wrote:Ernest wrote:"So you DO have a problem in your pants!"
Ah, the joys of erectile dysfunction.
I actually feel sorry for Hisao. He could choose not take his pills, but then he'd run the risk of 'death through orgasm'.
The poor bastard...
lol, that has falling off the roof beat all to hell
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:37 pm
by Ernest
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:03 am
by Ozymil
Ernest wrote:THEHORROR.jpg
OH YOU
Now I want a Nomiya route, complete with Nurse threesome.
Re: Blooper Reel
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:09 am
by Snicket