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Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:26 am
by someguy1294
SpunkySix wrote:Have you ever had arms crawl out of your private parts? No? Didn't think so.
Well I'm a guy, so I don't think I COULD ever get pregnant with crawly disembodied arms. Or the regular kind of pregnant, for that matter.
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:31 am
by Selim Bradley
someguy1294 wrote:SpunkySix wrote:Have you ever had arms crawl out of your private parts? No? Didn't think so.
Well I'm a guy, so I don't think I COULD ever get pregnant with crawly disembodied arms. Or the regular kind of pregnant, for that matter.
You'd give birth the Xenomorph way then.
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:02 am
by Atario
SpunkySix wrote:Have you ever had arms crawl out of your private parts?
Human arms, you mean?
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:42 am
by Munchenhausen
Atario wrote:SpunkySix wrote:Have you ever had arms crawl out of your private parts?
Human arms, you mean?
This thread is getting weirder and weirder
*grabs popcorn*
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:58 am
by AaronIsCrunchy
Maybe (and I'm only speculating), Rin is a secret member of the Addams family, and when the arms were aborted that's how they got the Thing? And then, when Rin popped out, they thought that Thing would try to clash with Rin (which it obviously didn't want to be a part of) and so they sent Rin to Yamaku to accommodate for Thing's sororicidal traits.
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:54 pm
by Potato
This thread is at least living up to the 'wild speculation' part...
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:23 am
by Comrade
She's an ex agent of the Scottish-Zionist-Trotskite-Feminist conspiracy and she had to use a fake identity as her cover, the identity she stole was of a Yamaku student so they had to cut off her arms, and the reason for her behavior is all the drugs they pumped into her to make sure she doesn't expose the conspiracy
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:31 am
by Potato
Rin's parents, you say?
It only makes sense. Kudos if you get the joke.
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:25 pm
by Atario
Rin was born completely normal, but her parents had her infant arms amputated specifically to cultivate her as an armless artist.
Those parents? Nomiya and Sae.
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:30 pm
by SpunkySix
Atario wrote:Rin was born completely normal, but her parents had her infant arms amputated specifically to cultivate her as an armless artist.
Those parents? Nomiya and Sae.
And Hankao.
BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUM
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:55 am
by Potato
SpunkySix wrote:BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUM
This spoiler suggests Emi. But seriously, Rin was born fully-formed from a cocoon during a rare event in which a butterfly undergoes a second evolution.
@Atario: I'm reminded of
an amusing anecdote...
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:23 am
by someguy1294
Atario wrote:Rin was born completely normal, but her parents had her infant arms amputated specifically to cultivate her as an armless artist.
Those parents? Nomiya and Sae.
Okay, Nomiya is absolute enough of a selfish bastard to do this, but Sae? Really?
No, the only person in the KS universe cold-hearted enough to maim someone and then abandon them is Iwanako. That heartless bitch.
#sarcasmmode
As a bonus, you can all picture Nomiya impregnating Iwanako now.
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:17 am
by Potato
someguy1294 wrote:That heartless bitch.
Speculation: Iwanako is literally a creature without a heart and, jealous of Hisao's, deliberately sought to destroy it.
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:04 am
by SpunkySix
Potato wrote:someguy1294 wrote:That heartless bitch.
Speculation: Iwanako is literally a creature without a heart and, jealous of Hisao's, deliberately sought to destroy it.
By creating Katawako as a weapon of mass death. But, she accidentally added love to the recipe and created the most kawaii schoolgirl in existence instead.
Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:23 pm
by AaronIsCrunchy
SpunkySix wrote:Potato wrote:someguy1294 wrote:That heartless bitch.
Speculation: Iwanako is literally a creature without a heart and, jealous of Hisao's, deliberately sought to destroy it.
By creating Katawako as a weapon of mass death. But, she accidentally added love to the recipe and created the most kawaii schoolgirl in existence instead.
So, we're basically saying that Katawako is essentially the Ultra-Tsundere?