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Samuel L. Jackson as Kenji.

Kenji: FEMINISTS ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF OUR PIZZA AND WHISKEY!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: OUR FOOD, MAN!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!

Xanatos wrote:Samuel L. Jackson as Kenji.

Kenji: FEMINISTS ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF OUR PIZZA AND WHISKEY!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: OUR FOOD, MAN!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!

What came to mind:

"What does she look like!?"
"She's black..."
"And?"
"She...she's burned..."

I'm sorry, Pandaphil.

Xanatos wrote:

SpecimenSix wrote:Oh my. I would pay any price to see that movie. Although IMO Ron Jeremy should play Hisao as he'll be getting all the chicks. And Danny Devito can play Nomiya. Although I guess you could switch Ron and Danny and still get a good movie, Danny would probably pass for a high school student more than Ron Jeremy.

I was thinking Jeremy Sumpter for Hisao, just because he's not in enough. Mutou was almost Al Pacino.

Al Pacino as Mutou and Danny Devito as Noyima have to be the greatest 2 ideas on this thread. As for Hisao, I would pick Leo DiCaprio so he can finally get an oscar. Kenji would be Christian Bale, and the extra DVD would have a deleted scene from the mind of Kenji where he is basically the Dark Knight fighting Feminism. Rin would just be Charlie Sheen in a wig. Lilly would be Emma Watson. Hanako would be Anne Hathaway. Shizune would be Emma Stone. Misha would be Miranda Cosgrove. Lastly, Emi would have to be any dwarf porn actress. Duh.
Onto other characters: Drake from Drake and Josh as the Nurse, Josh from Drake and Josh in a wig as any unnamed characters.

Umber wrote:

Xanatos wrote:Samuel L. Jackson as Kenji.

Kenji: FEMINISTS ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF OUR PIZZA AND WHISKEY!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: OUR FOOD, MAN!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!

What came to mind:

"What does she look like!?"
"She's black..."
"And?"
"She...she's burned..."

I'm sorry, Pandaphil.

A feminist spy then bursts in with a pistol, screaming for blood and hoping to take out the resistance leader once and for all. Thankfully, women are no better with guns than they are with knifes

Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.

Oddball wrote:Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.

...I can't even try to pretend to comprehend that. o_o;;

Oddball wrote:Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.

Oh my god.
Oddball, that would have been brilliant. I'm in total agreement with you on that.
Anyone know Necromancy by any chance?

Steinherz wrote:

Oddball wrote:Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.

Oh my god.
Oddball, that would have been brilliant. I'm in total agreement with you on that.
Anyone know Necromancy by any chance?

If that was the case, I'd have brought Mercury back to life. A long time ago.

I'd have brought Elvis back.

He could play Hideaki.

If I had necromancy I'd bring back a lot of good musicians. Dio, The Rev, Freddie Mercury, Micheal Jackson just to name a few

Steinherz wrote:If I had necromancy I'd bring back a lot of good musicians. Dio, The Rev, Freddie Mercury, Micheal Jackson just to name a few

If necromancy is a possibility...I'd bring back Charlie Chaplin to play Shizune. /Thread

SpecimenSix wrote:

Steinherz wrote:If I had necromancy I'd bring back a lot of good musicians. Dio, The Rev, Freddie Mercury, Micheal Jackson just to name a few

If necromancy is a possibility...I'd bring back Charlie Chaplin to play Shizune. /Thread

If that's the case, Jim Carrey for Misha.

Why not.

Umber wrote:

SpecimenSix wrote: If necromancy is a possibility...I'd bring back Charlie Chaplin to play Shizune. /Thread

If that's the case, Jim Carrey for Misha.

Why not.

Uhh...Since when is Jim Carey dead?

SpecimenSix wrote: Uhh...Since when is Jim Carey dead?

I meant if we're going to use someone who can express themselves well silently, we should get someone who can equal the expression in loudness.

Can you not imagine Jim Carrey going "Wahaha!"?

Umber wrote:

SpecimenSix wrote: Uhh...Since when is Jim Carey dead?

I meant if we're going to use someone who can express themselves well silently, we should get someone who can equal the expression in loudness.

Can you not imagine Jim Carrey going "Wahaha!"?

Ah, yea he would be a good Misha. Then again you could just give Jim Carey a bunch of different colored wigs and have him play every single character in the movie.