Except that, Kenji coudn't get it up when he tried to tup his exHelbereth wrote:Except that, according to Hanako's timeline, she's a virgin.WorldlyWiseman wrote:It works because Kenji is too dense and inconsiderate to successfully baby her.random wrote:Kenji's ex was Hanako
they were on the down low, so that Lilly (who didn't live at the dorms at the time) didn't even notice
She tried to get him to stop white knighting her with sex but it turns out ...
Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??
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Re: Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??
where does it say that Hanako's a virgin?
I mean, it's heavily implied, but never explicitly stated
what, just because Hisao's massive 3.5" Asian penis hurt her?
I mean, it's heavily implied, but never explicitly stated
what, just because Hisao's massive 3.5" Asian penis hurt her?
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EDIT: never mind
Hanako's favorite joke is The Aristocrats, but she never tells it because Lilly finds it really offensive. Instead, she practices her delivery in front of a mirror when she's alone. It's the only time she never stammers.
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Why? Your theory wasn't impossibleWorldlyWiseman wrote:EDIT: never mind
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Re: Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??
Nah, I just realized that I was claiming that it came straight from a dev when in fact I couldn't remember exactly where, so I should shut my mouth. I posted shortly before seeing that AUra was telling me to not post answers in the ask thread, so maybe I'm being super awkward about that.inquisitivenegro wrote:Why? Your theory wasn't impossibleWorldlyWiseman wrote:EDIT: never mind
Anyway, I remember about halfway through the Ask thread, someone asking about Hanko's vagoo, and one of the replies had a long list of things that can break/perforate the hymen before sex even occurs, which would imply that Hanako was mean to have been a virgin all along. I can't provide a link, though, because it is way late. It honestly makes more sense to just assume that she was a virgin anyway, unless you want to give her a horrible past full of sexual abuse.
Hanako's favorite joke is The Aristocrats, but she never tells it because Lilly finds it really offensive. Instead, she practices her delivery in front of a mirror when she's alone. It's the only time she never stammers.
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Re: Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??
Why has no one suggested the most likely idea - Kenji dated both!
His breakup with Emi lead him to become depressed until he met Yuuko.
Unfortunately, after they had sex he realised that he still had unresolved issues and became convinced that the two were part of a conspiracy against him, which later became more developed until it became a VAST FEMININE CONSPIRACY!
His breakup with Emi lead him to become depressed until he met Yuuko.
Unfortunately, after they had sex he realised that he still had unresolved issues and became convinced that the two were part of a conspiracy against him, which later became more developed until it became a VAST FEMININE CONSPIRACY!
Became a better person because of KS. But I was pretty awesome to begin with.
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