Extremist_Line wrote:
and whether or not Emi will get involved, seeing as she hasn't gotten any love yet. After all, it isn't "EveryonexEveryone unless...well, everyone gets involved.
Come to think of it, Yuuko hasn't had any either. And aside from inspiring some dreams, Akira hasn't shown up either. I'm just sayin...
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Trials and Tribulations
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"Yep, I officially feel like crap." Hisao mumbled to himself as he finally cleared the staircase.
Struggling to climb the stairs on his way to his room was an insulting way to end a brutal week. On Sunday, his relationship with Hanako nearly came to a crashing halt with the triangle between she, himself, and Rin was outed to all involved. Hanako tried patching things up with a threesome but that turned out to be a disaster in hindsight. Hisao got a little carried away with Rin and accidentally left Hanako to herself. Maybe he was just a little too happy to be able to do things with Rin without having to keep things secret. Hanako never admitted to being hurt, but it seemed like she was giving Hisao the silent treatment all week. Feeling like the worst boyfriend in the world, Hisao flagellated himself with thoughts of Hanako messing around with Rin during the week. Hell, she could be off screwing Kenji for all he cared.
Whatever the case, Hanako said she wanted to have a "talk" with him that evening in his room. "Talk..." -now there's a perfectly innocuous word that serves as a harbinger of doom when applied in the right context. Women never want to "talk" when the going is good. "Talk" always meant "Boy, you screwed up big time. You're FIRED." Even if he still had a girlfriend by the end of the night, he'd be lucky if their relationship didn't end up crippled and on life support.
Hisao groaned as the hallway started to tilt. As if his personal problems weren't enough, the school doctors picked that week to start tinkering with his medications. Meddling with his drug cocktail as if it was a drink recipe, they started him out on more aggressive anticoagulants and swapped some of his antiarrythmatics for newer ones with fewer but stronger doses.
"Give your body some time to adjust and you'll feel better -MY ASS!" Hisao yelled, taking a swing at an imaginary pharmacist in front of him. Realizing the extent of the sour disposition that the new drugs put him in, he wondered if Hanako was mad at him because of his lousy attitude instead of his philandering with Rin. Either way, he was screwed. Throwing himself at the mercy of fate, he opened the door to his room. Hanako of course, was waiting there, sitting on his bed. Rin was there too, sitting at his desk. This was going to be bad. Hanako was going to leave him for Rin, he was sure of it.
"You've been treating my Hanako badly." Boomed the stern voice behind him, as the door slammed closed behind his back. Lilly probed around for Hisao and draped her arms around his torso upon finding him. "If you were unsure of your ability to pleasure her," Lilly whispered into Hisao's ear. "You should've come to me first."
"Lilly... Rin... Hanako...?" Hisao's tongue stumbled on those names. "What's going on?"
"Therapy, I guess." Rin replied, seemingly unsure of her own answer.
"I-I want to do things right this time." Hanako began nervously unbuttoning her blouse.
Overhwelmed with sensory overload merging with his worsening lightheadedness, Hisao struggled with a reply, only managing "Haah... okay..." Desperately clinging to consciousness, Hisao's attention bolted around the room for a few stimuli to focus on. The glint of Rin's eyes, Hanako's lips, the freckles on Lilly's forearms, the way Rin wiggles her toes, the translucency of Hanako's un-tanned skin, the smell of Lilly's hair, the softness of her bosom pressing up against his back...
Feeling his extremities fade into warm numbness, Hisao rapidly slipped out of the waking world. Seeing the world around him draw away like passing scenery at the end of a tunnel, he noted that at least his heart was feeling okay. It was a small consolation for having fainted in the middle of what could have been the most awesome night of his life.
"H-H-Hisao? HISAO!"
"Wow, Kenji was right about him not being able to take it. Ya think he's dead?"
"No, he, he's still breathing... I didn't meant to.... What do we do??"
...
"A-Akira...?"
"Nope. Good guess, though. "Nurse" will do just fine for now."
"Nurse!" Hisao jumped back into the world of the living and saw that he was on a bed in the school infirmary.
"What happened?" Hisao asked both to find out how he got there and how much the nurse knew of the embarassing circumstances of his fainting attack.
"Well, it look like you fainted from climbing the stairs to your room." The head nurse pulled back the curtains around the bed, revealing Lilly, Hanako, and Rin standing nearby. "Fortunately your friends found you in the hallway and brought you here."
"Really?" Hisao was relieved that nobody else in the school was aware that he wimped out of an orgy.
"Yes, why I'd say the hero of the day would be Miss Satou. She carried you here all by herself."
Sure enough, Lilly stood there, proudly massaging her shoulder and rotating her right arm.
"Wow... um. Thanks, Lilly"
"It was no problem at all. My sister used to go out drinking a lot so I got used to carrying her to her room whenever she passed out in the front doorway."
"Perhaps you might consider joining the power lifting team?" The nurse laughed and Lilly politely smiled in response.
"Well," The nurse turned his focus back to Hisao. "Sorry to have put you through this. We were hoping you could cope with the new drugs but if you're having trouble even climbing stairs then we've got a problem. We'll get you back on your old meds right away."
"Thank God."
"Thank God, indeed. It looks like you'll live to see another day, Mr. Nakai. I'll give you a moment to chit-chat with your friends, but I'm going to to have to keep you here overnight." The nurse quickly pushed himself away on his rolling office chair, as if he was trying to race it across the room. "Feel free to scream if you need help!"
"I-I-I'm so s-s-sorry!" Hanako yelped, throwing herself onto Hisao.
"It's okay, I'll be better soon. And I'm sorry too."
"For w-what?"
"For everything. Fooling around with Rin, being so rotten to you. Everything. Do you think we can start over?"
"I-I-I'd like that. So you don't wanna um... play with Lilly and Rin like we were gonna?"
"Well... we can celebrate our new start with that!"
"G-Good." Hanako began liberally planting kisses all over his face.
"Oh, one thing I've been wondering about..." Lilly inquired. "When you were sleeping, you kept calling out to my sister. Do you recall that?"
"Oh... oh yeah." Hanako ceased her kiss attack and looked Hisao square in the eyes. "What WAS t-that all about, H-Hisao?"
"Huh? That's interesting." Rin butted in. "The first time we messed around, he was calling out to someone named Akira as well. I think he was having a wet dream about him or her."
"R-Really?"
"Yeah, raging stiffie and everything."
Upon hearing that condemnation, Hanako's face turned a hateful shade of red.
"YOU GREEDY SON OF A BITCH!!!" Hanako screamed, wrapping her hands around Hisao's neck and shaking his head like a rag-doll. "SO WHAT, ME, LILLY, AND RIN AREN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING AKIRA TOO???"
"Now, now, there's no way he's doing anything to my sister, I promise!" Lilly and the Nurse tried in vain to peel Hanako off Hisao. "It was just an innocent fantasy that he had no control of, I'm sure!"
"That's it." Rin mumbled to herself as she darted out of the office. "I'm joining a convent."
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, HISAO!!!"
