Afternoon Astral Projection (everyonexeveryone) Alt endings!

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LOL... another good ending! Its interesting to see you use your abilities to manipulate endings.. well done!

[kosherbacon]

Kenji has been too fortunate in my fan-fics. I figured he had to be kept in check for once.

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DEAR GOD WHEN WILL IT END?
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"Well I'd say this was a success!" Kenji proclaimed from his desk, clapping his hands together. "Ikezawa unleashed her inner freak, Satou had a good time, and I just spent three hours, fifty two minutes, and twenty-eight seconds in a girl salad."

"No it wasn't!" Rin objected, kneading a towel between her toes to clean up. "The whole point was to fix Hanako's relationship with Hisao and all we've done is get Lilly mixed up in it."

"Psh, it was your idea. You should've thought of that sooner before organizing an orgy. You can keep that towel, by the way."

"Yeah, but with Hisao present. With a stranger like you in the mix, there's no telling how much we've screwed things up."

"Oh, and merely rekindling things with her ex-girlfriend while at the same time trying to patch up her current relationship was a much better idea, then?"

"Well, well..." Rin squinted as her logic train came to a crashing halt. "Well it seemed like a good idea at the time. Ya know, some people need emotional crutches like that."

"It was a terrible idea and you know it." Kenji snickered. "Still, look at 'em. It's a beautiful thing, ain't it?"

While Kenji and Rin stood around arguing the merits(or lack thereof) of Rin's grand scheme, Hanako lay sound asleep in Kenji's bed, wrapped in the arms of Lilly, who was fully engrossed in either music or an audio track from a pornographic movie that was being piped into her headphones. She enjoyed listening to either.

"I guess I'm no good at fixing this kinda thing. Should've just kept quiet under that bed and washed my feet of the whole matter." Rin lamented. "I guess I just don't understand people anyway. Hisao dicks any girl who'd give him the time of day but freaked out when Hanako did the same. And then there's you who seemed all too happy to let Lilly do whoever she wants."

"That's cuz you bought into the Feminist Monogamy Scam."

"The wha...?" Rin's jaw fell slack.

"Sexual monogamy is an invention designed to keep men under control. By enforcing a one-woman one-man status-quo, you castrate men by declaring their natural urges to be sinful and taboo. All the while you condition future feminists into becoming more possessive and controlling... into becoming natural slave-drivers for the machine."

"I.... see..." Rin replied, trying to think of a better subject to move on to.

"Me and Lilly don't operate like that. We're true bros. Real alpha-males who spread our seeds around but never forget our true loyalty to each other."

"That's awfully progressive of you," Rin was fighting the urge to declare that Kenji's speech was the gayest thing she's ever heard a straight man say, with Lilly being a fellow "alpha-male" and all. "It kinda reminds me of what the Women's Studies professor said once."

"Oh yeah, what'd that Feminist hag say?"

"That so called "alpha-males" are pathetic artifacts of modern "slut-society" and that they aren't truly men at all because they whore themselves out to women to make up for their own sense of inadequacy. But that was just her theory. I think it's really admirable that you permit your girlfriend to have the same freedoms you enjoy. But I wonder if it's cuz you really respect her as a peer or if you've surrendered your manhood to her."

"Shut the fuck up, Tezuka."

[Goldilurks]

There is really nowhere else for a KS fanfic to go when Shizune and Misha are the paragons of sexual normalcy.

[Extremist_Line]

There is really nowhere else for a KS fanfic to go when Shizune and Misha are the paragons of sexual normalcy.

10 Internet bucks says this fellow just opened a can of worms.

The only questions I can think of is whether Shizune will take off her glasses or not, Whether or not Misha will translate Shizune's erotic moaning in sign (another 10 Internet bucks says there will be a third or fourth party), and whether or not Emi will get involved, seeing as she hasn't gotten any love yet. After all, it isn't "EveryonexEveryone unless...well, everyone gets involved.

Aside from that, this is....very interesting. Must be some real pent up sexual frustration at good ol' Yamaku for the girls and guys to do this. Still, very interesting.

[kosherbacon]

and whether or not Emi will get involved, seeing as she hasn't gotten any love yet. After all, it isn't "EveryonexEveryone unless...well, everyone gets involved.

Come to think of it, Yuuko hasn't had any either. And aside from inspiring some dreams, Akira hasn't shown up either. I'm just sayin...

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Trials and Tribulations
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"Yep, I officially feel like crap." Hisao mumbled to himself as he finally cleared the staircase.

Struggling to climb the stairs on his way to his room was an insulting way to end a brutal week. On Sunday, his relationship with Hanako nearly came to a crashing halt with the triangle between she, himself, and Rin was outed to all involved. Hanako tried patching things up with a threesome but that turned out to be a disaster in hindsight. Hisao got a little carried away with Rin and accidentally left Hanako to herself. Maybe he was just a little too happy to be able to do things with Rin without having to keep things secret. Hanako never admitted to being hurt, but it seemed like she was giving Hisao the silent treatment all week. Feeling like the worst boyfriend in the world, Hisao flagellated himself with thoughts of Hanako messing around with Rin during the week. Hell, she could be off screwing Kenji for all he cared.

Whatever the case, Hanako said she wanted to have a "talk" with him that evening in his room. "Talk..." -now there's a perfectly innocuous word that serves as a harbinger of doom when applied in the right context. Women never want to "talk" when the going is good. "Talk" always meant "Boy, you screwed up big time. You're FIRED." Even if he still had a girlfriend by the end of the night, he'd be lucky if their relationship didn't end up crippled and on life support.

Hisao groaned as the hallway started to tilt. As if his personal problems weren't enough, the school doctors picked that week to start tinkering with his medications. Meddling with his drug cocktail as if it was a drink recipe, they started him out on more aggressive anticoagulants and swapped some of his antiarrythmatics for newer ones with fewer but stronger doses.

"Give your body some time to adjust and you'll feel better -MY ASS!" Hisao yelled, taking a swing at an imaginary pharmacist in front of him. Realizing the extent of the sour disposition that the new drugs put him in, he wondered if Hanako was mad at him because of his lousy attitude instead of his philandering with Rin. Either way, he was screwed. Throwing himself at the mercy of fate, he opened the door to his room. Hanako of course, was waiting there, sitting on his bed. Rin was there too, sitting at his desk. This was going to be bad. Hanako was going to leave him for Rin, he was sure of it.

"You've been treating my Hanako badly." Boomed the stern voice behind him, as the door slammed closed behind his back. Lilly probed around for Hisao and draped her arms around his torso upon finding him. "If you were unsure of your ability to pleasure her," Lilly whispered into Hisao's ear. "You should've come to me first."

"Lilly... Rin... Hanako...?" Hisao's tongue stumbled on those names. "What's going on?"

"Therapy, I guess." Rin replied, seemingly unsure of her own answer.

"I-I want to do things right this time." Hanako began nervously unbuttoning her blouse.

Overhwelmed with sensory overload merging with his worsening lightheadedness, Hisao struggled with a reply, only managing "Haah... okay..." Desperately clinging to consciousness, Hisao's attention bolted around the room for a few stimuli to focus on. The glint of Rin's eyes, Hanako's lips, the freckles on Lilly's forearms, the way Rin wiggles her toes, the translucency of Hanako's un-tanned skin, the smell of Lilly's hair, the softness of her bosom pressing up against his back...

Feeling his extremities fade into warm numbness, Hisao rapidly slipped out of the waking world. Seeing the world around him draw away like passing scenery at the end of a tunnel, he noted that at least his heart was feeling okay. It was a small consolation for having fainted in the middle of what could have been the most awesome night of his life.

"H-H-Hisao? HISAO!"

"Wow, Kenji was right about him not being able to take it. Ya think he's dead?"

"No, he, he's still breathing... I didn't meant to.... What do we do??"

...

"A-Akira...?"

"Nope. Good guess, though. "Nurse" will do just fine for now."

"Nurse!" Hisao jumped back into the world of the living and saw that he was on a bed in the school infirmary.

"What happened?" Hisao asked both to find out how he got there and how much the nurse knew of the embarassing circumstances of his fainting attack.

"Well, it look like you fainted from climbing the stairs to your room." The head nurse pulled back the curtains around the bed, revealing Lilly, Hanako, and Rin standing nearby. "Fortunately your friends found you in the hallway and brought you here."

"Really?" Hisao was relieved that nobody else in the school was aware that he wimped out of an orgy.

"Yes, why I'd say the hero of the day would be Miss Satou. She carried you here all by herself."

Sure enough, Lilly stood there, proudly massaging her shoulder and rotating her right arm.

"Wow... um. Thanks, Lilly"

"It was no problem at all. My sister used to go out drinking a lot so I got used to carrying her to her room whenever she passed out in the front doorway."

"Perhaps you might consider joining the power lifting team?" The nurse laughed and Lilly politely smiled in response.

"Well," The nurse turned his focus back to Hisao. "Sorry to have put you through this. We were hoping you could cope with the new drugs but if you're having trouble even climbing stairs then we've got a problem. We'll get you back on your old meds right away."

"Thank God."

"Thank God, indeed. It looks like you'll live to see another day, Mr. Nakai. I'll give you a moment to chit-chat with your friends, but I'm going to to have to keep you here overnight." The nurse quickly pushed himself away on his rolling office chair, as if he was trying to race it across the room. "Feel free to scream if you need help!"

"I-I-I'm so s-s-sorry!" Hanako yelped, throwing herself onto Hisao.

"It's okay, I'll be better soon. And I'm sorry too."

"For w-what?"

"For everything. Fooling around with Rin, being so rotten to you. Everything. Do you think we can start over?"

"I-I-I'd like that. So you don't wanna um... play with Lilly and Rin like we were gonna?"

"Well... we can celebrate our new start with that!"

"G-Good." Hanako began liberally planting kisses all over his face.

"Oh, one thing I've been wondering about..." Lilly inquired. "When you were sleeping, you kept calling out to my sister. Do you recall that?"

"Oh... oh yeah." Hanako ceased her kiss attack and looked Hisao square in the eyes. "What WAS t-that all about, H-Hisao?"

"Huh? That's interesting." Rin butted in. "The first time we messed around, he was calling out to someone named Akira as well. I think he was having a wet dream about him or her."

"R-Really?"

"Yeah, raging stiffie and everything."

Upon hearing that condemnation, Hanako's face turned a hateful shade of red.

"YOU GREEDY SON OF A BITCH!!!" Hanako screamed, wrapping her hands around Hisao's neck and shaking his head like a rag-doll. "SO WHAT, ME, LILLY, AND RIN AREN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING AKIRA TOO???"

"Now, now, there's no way he's doing anything to my sister, I promise!" Lilly and the Nurse tried in vain to peel Hanako off Hisao. "It was just an innocent fantasy that he had no control of, I'm sure!"

"That's it." Rin mumbled to herself as she darted out of the office. "I'm joining a convent."

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, HISAO!!!"

[Smoku]

I wonder when Akira steps in :>

[kosherbacon]

Shizune and Misha are the paragons of sexual normalcy.

Well, maybe just Misha... (Dialogue in italics is "spoken" in sign language.)

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Critical Mass Pt. 1
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"St-stop it, Shicchan." Misha's fingers fumbled as she tried mustering up the courage to object. "Someone might walk in!"

"Nobody will see us. When was the last time we had visitors?"

"That's not the point. Can't you wait till later?"

"Later might as well be "never." I want you. Now."

"And I'll be all yours tonight, I promise."

Shizune shrugged and smiled innocently, pretending to have not understood Misha's last protest. Ceasing all lines of communication by removing her glasses and using her hands to hold down her prey, Shizune playfully nibbled at Misha's ear.

Misha pushed Shizune off her upon hearing the door to the student council room open and close. Frantically buttoning up while getting off the desk, she turned to greet the guest.

"Hicchan! What brings you here?" Misha followed up with a weak "Wahahaha."

"Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit! Misha, get him out of here."

"What's she saying?"

"Oh, um. Shicchan is just saying hello and that it's nice to see you again. What can we do for you?"

"Is it okay if I crash in here for a while, guys?"

"No. Absolutely not. You're interfering with official student council business."

"Certainly! I hope you don't mind making yourself useful and filing some paperwork for us."

"Sure, I don't mind. Anything to keep my mind occupied."

"I hate you, Shiina."

"So what brings you here? Still having trouble with the missus?"

"Yeah, I guess you can say that. I thought we had everything sorted out and then well, you know, some stupid little thing set things off again. I won't stay long, just until I'm sure she's given up looking for me."

"WAHAHAHAHA~! Well, try not to get in our way." Misha stopped signing and whispered into Hisao's ear. "Seriously, stay here as long as you'd like. I need you to protect me from Shicchan."

"Oh. Okay."

[Extremist_Line]

Ceasing all lines of communication by removing her glasses and using her hands to hold down her prey,

Ah, I see you have answered my question. Nice.

So, good old Misha and Shizune have been doing it for a while eh? And in the Student Council Office no less! It's also nice to finally know exactly what Shizune is saying.

Also, don't mean to nitpick, but....

"St-stop it, Shicchan. Someone might walk in!"

How can she stutter in sign language?

[kosherbacon]

How can she stutter in sign language?

I imagined her screwing up a gesture halfway through and starting over. Maybe she got her fingers tangled up in... something.

Edit: Good catch, anyways. I added a bit to better explain what I was going for.

[Fic Commenter]

[kosherbacon]

And to think all I wanted to do when I started was describe how Rin faps. What a clusterfuck this turned out to be. Literally.

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Critical Mass Pt. 2
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"You guys are being unfair!" Emi whined as she faced the student council.

"Unfair? The fact that you're here tells us that the head of the athletic department turned down your silly request too." Misha had been conducting business on her own, while Shizune sat with her arms folded, giving her the "silent treatment." Meanwhile, Hisao sat there, bored out of his skull, having finished whatever chores Misha assigned him.

"But our hurdles are all beat up and dirty looking. New ones won't cost that much!"

"They're not broken are they? Just wash them off or paint them or something."

"B-But we're hosting a track meet next week and the kids at St. Pfil's Special Needs Academy will make fun of us for not having new equipment."

"St. Pfil's? Who cares what those retards think! Anyways, if we used the council's funding to buy new hurdles, we might have to cancel this month's pep rally..."

"They're not retards! They're just different! How would you like it if I called you a cripple?"

"I'd laugh, because I'm not ...CRIPPLED! WAHAHAHAHA~!"

"You, you...! UGH!"

Hisao noted that watching girls berate each other somehow worked up his appetite, so he nonchalantly reached into his backpack for a snack to consume during the spectacle.

"Just you watch, I'mma run for student council and... HISAO! Is that a candy bar?!"

"Yeah, it's bacon flavored chocolate, you want some?"

"Bacon AND chocolate? Are you trying to send yourself into an early grave?"

"Aw, cut me some slack, Emi. The nurse says I'm in great shape and I've had a bad week."

"B-but Rin loves you and It'd break her heart if you died!"

"Rin? I'm going out with Hanako."

"Whaaat? You've been cheating on Rin?"

"Naw man, me and Rin are just fuck buddies."

"Hisao! YOU PIG! I hope you choke on that candy bar!"

"Excuse me," Lilly's voice of reason entered the room, accompanied by Yuuko. "I'm here to speak with the student council president."

"Jeez." An exasperated Misha grunted. "Take a number, will ya?"

Ignoring the dismissal, Lilly continued. "As you may know, the selection of reading material available for the visually impaired students is quite lacking. In fact, the only encyclopedias in both braille and large-print date back to the 1960s and are woefully out of date."

"So you want the student council to buy your class some books, right?"

"Oh no, we couldn't possibly impose on your rampant generosity further. Perhaps we can hold a bake sale to raise funds."

"You? Cook? Puh-leeeze. WAHAHAHAHA~!"

"Well I'll have you know that I've got quite a bit of experience in baking..."

"Okay, which one of you Philistines took my paintings out of the art room?" Rin shouted as she barged into the room. Shizune grinned to herself as she watched Misha let the situation escalate out of control without guidance. The poor girl had a lot to learn about handling people.

Seeking relief, Misha grabbed Shizune out of her chair and dragged her to Lilly and Yuuko so that Misha could address Rin's grievances. Frantically scribbling into a notepad while struggling to read lips, Shizune hopelessly tried dealing with Yuuko and Lilly.

"I gave the art club permission to move your works into storage." Misha said to Rin. "You gotta problem with that?"

"I-I was working on those!"

"They looked done to me."

"It was either Leonardo Da Vinci or George Lucas who said that "Art is never finished, only abandoned." They were still works in progress!"

"Well, you should've abandoned those long ago. Besides. It ain't fair for the other kids to have the star of the art club take up the whole room."

"Yo, Satou. What's all the commotion?"

"Kenji! I'm glad you're here." Lilly grabbed onto Kenji as soon as she found him and dragged him over to Yuuko and Shizune. "Can you please explain to the council president our class's dire need for new books?"

"Yeah, our books totally suck..." Kenji ineloquently tried explaining things to Shizune with a mixture of spoken word with exaggerated lip movements and garbled signs badly imitating American Sign Language. Fed up, Shizune threw down her notepad and slapped Kenji.

"Hey! You can't do that!" Lilly screamed upon hearing hand meet cheek. She let out a swing of her own, only to punch Yuuko in the ear.

"Ooww!"

"Hey Lilly, Hakamichi is to your right!"

"Oh, sorry."

Kenji found himself the target of another blow, this time from Yuuko.

"Kenji, you jerk! Why haven't you called me?"

"Shira...kawa? Is that you? Aww shit!" Kenji scooted away on the floor with Yuuko clawing at him while Lilly and Shizune grappled at each others hair.

With Shizune and Lilly at the nucleus, the situation in the council room flared up into a full blown brawl, with Rin and Misha exchanging headbutts and Emi tearfully screaming out every reason why Hisao was the embodiment of everything wrong with world while kicking his shins.

With everyone literally at each others throats, nobody noticed Hanako enter the room. Ignoring everyone's squabbles, she closed in on Hisao, casually shoving Emi out of the way like a pigtailed bag of rice.

"H-H-HISAO YOU FOUR TIMING BASTARD, I-I-I..." Hanako's shriek silenced the whole room. Everyone, even Shizune froze mid-punch to watch and listen patiently for the next words to come out of her mouth.

"I-I-I... I LOVE YOU!" She pushed him back onto a chair and sat in his lap.

"I-I hate you, b-but I love you more than I hate you and I... Can we go and... She tentatively tugged at her shirt, nervously contemplating undressing, finally deciding to just rip it off and suck face with Hisao. "Fuck it. Have me. Right here, Right NOW!"

With the tension between Hisao and Hanako exploding into a tangled mess of lust, the combatants looked pensively at their foes, giggled briefly, and decided to follow suit. Emi and Misha started going at it first, with Rin deciding "Why not?" and throwing herself in between.

Lilly called out to Kenji, oblivious as to why Shizune was prying her clothes off.

"Um, Kenji? What's going on?"

"I dunno, man," Kenji replied from across the room, pinned to the ground by Yuuko. "just roll with it."

[Sgt_Frog]

You've done it. You've finally done it. That last part was truly "everyonexeveryone".

[Esa94]

You've done it. You've finally done it. That last part was truly "everyonexeveryone".

I second that.
Hilarious

[kosherbacon]

You've done it. You've finally done it. That last part was truly "everyonexeveryone".

Well, almost. Just pretend that the nurse is getting it on with Iwanako somewhere while Muto and Nomiya are in the next room buggering each other. Oh yeah and all the extras in 3-3 are going at it Taro's room(that's his name, right?), while Hideaki has all the not-yet-canon characters lined up at his door.. THEN you'd have everyone x everyone

I'd like to thank everyone for their support and feedback, this was um, fun to write.

What should I post next? Emi x Rin or Hisao x Akira?

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Critical Mass Pt. 3: The Yamaku Syndrome
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"Akira...?"

"Yeah, Hisao?"

"What the hell just happened?"

"Your mind got blown too, huh?"

"Humor me. I want to hear it from someone else so I know I'm not dreaming."

"Weeeellll, here's how I understand it. You were helping out in the student council room, hiding from Hanako who was on the warpath over some stuff that happened last weekend. Whats her name... Emi was there too, I think she was asking the student council for extra funding for the track team and stuff."

"Okay, I remember that much."

"Well so like that Emi girl started trading insults with the pink haired chick and then she got mad at you for eating a candy bar."

"Oh yeah. It was a really good candy bar too. Go on."

"And then Lilly and Yuuko came by to request money to get more library books in large print and braille. But all of a sudden Lilly got in a fight with the student council over... I dunno, whatever. So then that chick with no arms, Rin, right? ...showed up to complain about her club messing around with her paintings. Then she started getting into it with the vice president who was already busy arguing with Lilly."

"Yeah?"

"Suddenly Kenji came in looking for looking for Lilly, and he got caught up with backing her up against the council president, who just started slapping them both cuz she can't talk or anything. And then the librarian started chasing after him because they've got some bad blood between them or something."

"Uhuh..."

"Eventually everyone was punching and kicking and slapping each other when finally Hanako came in looking for you so she could chew you out for avoiding her. Somehow her adorableness set off that powder keg and the next thing ya know it, everyone was having hot angry sex with each other."

"Damn, so it really did happen like that."

"Something like that, yeah."

Hisao brushed Rin's foot off his face to get a look at the aftermath. In the middle of the student council room, he laid, sandwiched between Hanako and Akira. To his right, He saw Kenji's scarf, presumably with Kenji still attached, poking out from under a mountain consisting of Shizune, Lilly, and Yuuko. To his left, Emi, Rin, and Misha were piled on top of each other in a tangled mess of stumps and hair drills. Underneath the heavy breathing, he could hear Emi quietly weeping.

"B-B-But I don't even LIKE girls!" Emi sniffled.

"A bit late for that, ain't it Ecchan? Wahaha!"

Still seeking a corroborating witness, Hisao called out for Kenji.

"Yo, Kenji! You in there somewhere?"

"You bet your heart-attackin' ass I'm still in here! We'll review the tapes later."

"Tapes?" Yuuko squeaked. "OHMYGOD! What tapes?!"

Hisao groaned at the thought of the room being bugged by Kenji. Hopefully it wasn't true.

"Hey Hanako."

"Hm?"

"We cool now?"

"Mmmhmm." She raised up her right thumb in approval.

"What about you, Lilly. Are you alright?"

"I'm fantastic."

"How about you, Rin?"

"I'm good if you are. ...Oh hey, Akira? It's nice to finally meet you. I've heard much about you..."

"Really? Anything good?"

"You can say that. You have nice skin, by the way."

"Hah, thanks."

Hisao then turned his attention back to Akira.

"Wait, how did YOU get here?"

Akira dug into the crumpled up suit that she was resting her head on and presented a clip-on badge. "Oh! I got a visitor's pass."

"Okay but um, what are you doing HERE? When did you show up?"

"I came in when things started to get good. You see... Hey, whose hand is that? GAH! LILLY! That's MY butt!"

"Oops, sorry."

"Anyways, you know me, Hisao. I just happened to be in the area and I never miss a good orgy."

[Extremist_Line]

*clap clap clap*

That...was...brilliant. Quite lulz worthy.

I love how Akira just keeps that same attitude during the whole thing.

"B-B-But I don't even LIKE girls!" Emi sniffled.

"A bit late for that, ain't it Ecchan? Wahaha!"

Ouch, poor thing. But very funny.

Akira dug into the crumpled up suit that she was resting her head on and presented a clip-on badge. "Oh! I got a visitor's pass."

"Okay but um, what are you doing HERE? When did you show up?"

"I came in when things started to get good. You see... Hey, whose hand is that? GAH! LILLY! That's MY butt!"

Also this.

So, when you asked whether you should post Emi x Rin or Hisao x Akira, do you mean which one you should do period, or which to do first? If it's the later, I'd have to say.....hm....ehhhh, it's real close, but my inner yuri fanboy is kicking in, so I'll say Emi x Rin. If it's the former....I won't make that decision, too hard.

But wait, as noted above, Emi said she doesn't even like girls sooo.....
Ooooohhhh man, this will be GOOD. I eagerly wait for the next chapter.