Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Story collection
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:18 pm
Here's my little contribution to this excellent annual event. Many thanks again to ProfAllister for organising it for us all. My victim is Path with the below prompt. I was tempted to go full yaoi on it but refrained in the end.
Some bright spark had decided if we had the staff party the week after the student's Christmas party they could save money and time on decorating for both events. They neglected to notice that the staff was an order of magnitude smaller than the student population so we were currently stood awkwardly about in the practically empty gymnasium. The decorations had been nice a week ago but were now definitely starting to look a bit shabby as they were mostly craft paper made by the student council. I did have to admit those two girls must have really worked hard to make that many paper chains and posters. No wonder they never turned up to class.
I take another sip of my one allotted can of beer and grimace as the room temperature liquid rolls across my tongue. Over in one corner I can see Nomiya has managed to corner the Librarian and has one arm against the wall beside her head. Poor Yuuko looks like she's never been this uncomfortable in her life. With how nervous she normally is, that's really saying something. I contemplate going over to try and rescue her from the cretinous art teacher but that man really knows how to hold a grudge.
"What an ass." The voice echoing my own thoughts belongs to the school nurse, who also happens to be one of the few people on the staff with whom I actually get along fairly well. He must have used his name when we were first introduced, but I've long since forgotten it. I don't think I've ever heard anyone call him anything apart from 'Nurse'.
I nod in agreement with his earlier statement as across the room Yuuko manages to extricate herself. As she scuttles to safety in the girls lavatories, she bumps into a table of drinks, apologising profusely to thin air. Nomiya looks unfazed and glances around in search of his next target.
Knocking back the last of the can I suppress another grimace of displeasure.
"I don't know how you can stomach that stuff" my companion complains as I place the empty can on a nearby table.
"Yeah it's pretty poor"
"Come on, let's blow this party. I've got a bottle that'll be much nicer than anything we'll get here."
I raise an eyebrow, "Medicinal?"
The Nurse's face breaks out into his characteristic grin, "Of course!"
***
A few minutes later we emerge in the cool air on the rooftop of the main building. The faint strains of some forgettable pop song from the seventies drift over from the gym. Nurse unwraps the brown paper around the package we stopped in his office to retrieve and passes me a bottle. The amber liquid inside glints appetizingly in the moonlight and I whistle appreciatively as I read the label. This whisky is older than a lot of our students.
The cork comes out with a satisfying thunk and brings with it scents of smoke and vanilla. Nurse has pulled a pair of glasses from the package and I pour a measure into each before re-corking the whisky. We clink glasses together in a wordless toast and I take a mouthful. It's absolutely heavenly. I close my eyes and lean my head back. As I savour the taste I hear a soft chuckle from Nurse as he sits on one of the nearby benches.
"So what's this I hear about you dating a students mother?"
Nurse grins at me coyly, "Yeah something like that. "
"You sly dog. Who?"
"Ibarazaki"
"The fastest thing on no legs?"
Nurse nods, "Yeah that's her. We're having to be careful about it though as I don't thing she's ready to accept someone new dating her mother yet."
I lean back on one of the fences bordering the roof, being sure to avoid the flimsy looking section as Nurse continues, "I'd hoped she might hook up with that Nakai kid in your class, but despite my prompting it doesn't seem to have happened."
"Looks like he prefers his legless girls a little taller and darker skinned," I remark wryly.
"Kapur?"
I take another sip before responding, "Yeah, looks like they're an item, or if not yet, definitely soon."
"Good for Nakai. Not bad going considering how miserable and withdrawn he was when he arrived."
"Mm," I murmur in agreement as my foot comes into contact with something that definitely doesn't feel like part of the roof. Looking down and squinting in the dim light I see it's an empty bottle, and a quick check of the area turns up three more rolled into the gutter nearby. "You drink up here a lot then?"
My companion shrugs, "No, not really, why?"
I kick the bottle I've stood on over towards him as response, "There's three more of these in the gutter there."
He picks up the bottle and shakes his head, "No, I've never even seen this brand. You reckon maybe it's a student?"
"Who knows," I shrug, "either way, probably worth getting the janitor to start locking the door up here, and probably fix that fence. It's a miracle no-one has fallen through it if people are drinking up here."
"We're drinking up here."
"So don't fall through the fence then," I taunt him.
The nurse just grins in response.
We lapse into companionable silence for a while and just sip our drinks. It's a nice view, the surrounding scenery just visible in the moonlight. It's actually one of the reasons I took the job.
As we reach the end of our glasses, Nurse stands up and stretches, "I'd better head off anyway, I promised Meiko I'd drop by with some fried chicken."
"I'd ask if you prefer leg or breast but if I judged right at the last track meet you don't have to choose." I leer at him as he bats my head playfully.
"You want me to leave the bottle with you to have another?" he offers in a transparent attempt to change the subject.
Much as I would love another taste, I'd feel bad drinking his expensive whiskey on my own so shake my head, "Nah, think I'll head back down as well, maybe see who's about."
Perhaps I'll even ask Miss Miyagi for a dance.
Rooftop ReparteeMutou and Nurse leave the Yamaku Holiday Staff Party to have a party of their own.
Some bright spark had decided if we had the staff party the week after the student's Christmas party they could save money and time on decorating for both events. They neglected to notice that the staff was an order of magnitude smaller than the student population so we were currently stood awkwardly about in the practically empty gymnasium. The decorations had been nice a week ago but were now definitely starting to look a bit shabby as they were mostly craft paper made by the student council. I did have to admit those two girls must have really worked hard to make that many paper chains and posters. No wonder they never turned up to class.
I take another sip of my one allotted can of beer and grimace as the room temperature liquid rolls across my tongue. Over in one corner I can see Nomiya has managed to corner the Librarian and has one arm against the wall beside her head. Poor Yuuko looks like she's never been this uncomfortable in her life. With how nervous she normally is, that's really saying something. I contemplate going over to try and rescue her from the cretinous art teacher but that man really knows how to hold a grudge.
"What an ass." The voice echoing my own thoughts belongs to the school nurse, who also happens to be one of the few people on the staff with whom I actually get along fairly well. He must have used his name when we were first introduced, but I've long since forgotten it. I don't think I've ever heard anyone call him anything apart from 'Nurse'.
I nod in agreement with his earlier statement as across the room Yuuko manages to extricate herself. As she scuttles to safety in the girls lavatories, she bumps into a table of drinks, apologising profusely to thin air. Nomiya looks unfazed and glances around in search of his next target.
Knocking back the last of the can I suppress another grimace of displeasure.
"I don't know how you can stomach that stuff" my companion complains as I place the empty can on a nearby table.
"Yeah it's pretty poor"
"Come on, let's blow this party. I've got a bottle that'll be much nicer than anything we'll get here."
I raise an eyebrow, "Medicinal?"
The Nurse's face breaks out into his characteristic grin, "Of course!"
***
A few minutes later we emerge in the cool air on the rooftop of the main building. The faint strains of some forgettable pop song from the seventies drift over from the gym. Nurse unwraps the brown paper around the package we stopped in his office to retrieve and passes me a bottle. The amber liquid inside glints appetizingly in the moonlight and I whistle appreciatively as I read the label. This whisky is older than a lot of our students.
The cork comes out with a satisfying thunk and brings with it scents of smoke and vanilla. Nurse has pulled a pair of glasses from the package and I pour a measure into each before re-corking the whisky. We clink glasses together in a wordless toast and I take a mouthful. It's absolutely heavenly. I close my eyes and lean my head back. As I savour the taste I hear a soft chuckle from Nurse as he sits on one of the nearby benches.
"So what's this I hear about you dating a students mother?"
Nurse grins at me coyly, "Yeah something like that. "
"You sly dog. Who?"
"Ibarazaki"
"The fastest thing on no legs?"
Nurse nods, "Yeah that's her. We're having to be careful about it though as I don't thing she's ready to accept someone new dating her mother yet."
I lean back on one of the fences bordering the roof, being sure to avoid the flimsy looking section as Nurse continues, "I'd hoped she might hook up with that Nakai kid in your class, but despite my prompting it doesn't seem to have happened."
"Looks like he prefers his legless girls a little taller and darker skinned," I remark wryly.
"Kapur?"
I take another sip before responding, "Yeah, looks like they're an item, or if not yet, definitely soon."
"Good for Nakai. Not bad going considering how miserable and withdrawn he was when he arrived."
"Mm," I murmur in agreement as my foot comes into contact with something that definitely doesn't feel like part of the roof. Looking down and squinting in the dim light I see it's an empty bottle, and a quick check of the area turns up three more rolled into the gutter nearby. "You drink up here a lot then?"
My companion shrugs, "No, not really, why?"
I kick the bottle I've stood on over towards him as response, "There's three more of these in the gutter there."
He picks up the bottle and shakes his head, "No, I've never even seen this brand. You reckon maybe it's a student?"
"Who knows," I shrug, "either way, probably worth getting the janitor to start locking the door up here, and probably fix that fence. It's a miracle no-one has fallen through it if people are drinking up here."
"We're drinking up here."
"So don't fall through the fence then," I taunt him.
The nurse just grins in response.
We lapse into companionable silence for a while and just sip our drinks. It's a nice view, the surrounding scenery just visible in the moonlight. It's actually one of the reasons I took the job.
As we reach the end of our glasses, Nurse stands up and stretches, "I'd better head off anyway, I promised Meiko I'd drop by with some fried chicken."
"I'd ask if you prefer leg or breast but if I judged right at the last track meet you don't have to choose." I leer at him as he bats my head playfully.
"You want me to leave the bottle with you to have another?" he offers in a transparent attempt to change the subject.
Much as I would love another taste, I'd feel bad drinking his expensive whiskey on my own so shake my head, "Nah, think I'll head back down as well, maybe see who's about."
Perhaps I'll even ask Miss Miyagi for a dance.