Hanako's Broken Heart Club

[OtakuNinja]

I can't tell if that's because you're saying save the best for last, or the save the most boring for last

That's up to you to decide.

[OtakuNinja]

H.R.H. Princess Lilian of Sweden passed away tonight. I'm no royalist, but it made me sad.

Edit: She wasn't a cat >.>

[Xanatos]

Swedish Princess Lilian passed away tonight. I'm no royalist, but it made me sad.

I read this and it made me sad. Then I realized Swedish Princess Lillian probably referred to an actual person and not a cat, and that made me sadder. Not because a human is of greater worth than a cat but because that would have been a great name for a cat.

Edit: Holy fuck, she was old...Kudos on not dying sooner, honestly. xD

[YZQ]

She must have been a looker, since she was a fashion model in her younger days.

[Shadowstalk]

Hello everyone, I know I haven't been on in a while due to real life complications, but I think I'm going to ask this girl I like out tomorrow. The one thing I realized though, is that I really don't know how to ask a girl out, and KS hadn't helped me with that one. Any suggestions, serious or funny (Xanatos), would be appreciated!

[YZQ]

Do lunch or dinner first. A simple meal should be a good setup.

[pandaphil]

Do lunch or dinner first. A simple meal should be a good setup.

This. Inviting a girl out for lunch is usually a pretty safe start.

Good luck!

[Pyramid Head]

So stranded in my house for weeks due to multiple winter storms, and just when i think i can get out for a walk my insomnia hits me bad, i don't fall asleep until ten a.m, and when i wake up i find out that there's been a lot of flooding due to rain and snow that was still piled up melting.
Isn't Missouri weather great? Ugh... that's why i'm currently surfing the Shimmie staring at Hanako pics.
That said i found it weird that a rumor began circulating on one that one of the beta scripts had the Hanako arc ending with Hanako getting pregnant. I guess at one point during brainstorming a few members of Four Leaf imitated the birthday scene and got wasted.

[Xanatos]

Hello everyone, I know I haven't been on in a while due to real life complications, but I think I'm going to ask this girl I like out tomorrow. The one thing I realized though, is that I really don't know how to ask a girl out, and KS hadn't helped me with that one. Any suggestions, serious or funny (Xanatos), would be appreciated!

Step 1) See if she's a fan of diamonds and such.

Step 2) "So you like jewelry? Because my dick's a gem."

Step 3) Invite her for lunch. It's actually a pretty good idea. xD

[Umber]

Step 3) Invite her for lunch. It's actually a pretty good idea. xD

This is where you realize that maybe skipping a couple steps is a pretty good idea.

Anyways, Shadowstalk, make us proud, and good luck. If it works out, tell her I give my congratulations, the lucky girl.

[SemisoftCheese]

Hello everyone, I know I haven't been on in a while due to real life complications, but I think I'm going to ask this girl I like out tomorrow. The one thing I realized though, is that I really don't know how to ask a girl out, and KS hadn't helped me with that one. Any suggestions, serious or funny (Xanatos), would be appreciated!

just ask her if she wants to hang out. honestly, all of my first dates have happened naturally. it's best that way, because she doesn't feel pressured.

if you ask her if she wants a date, there's a chance she'll think it's romantic, but there's a pretty high chance that she might shy away, or feel pressured. you don't want that.

just make it naturallllllll. be yourself. you got it dude.

[pandaphil]

Hello everyone, I know I haven't been on in a while due to real life complications, but I think I'm going to ask this girl I like out tomorrow. The one thing I realized though, is that I really don't know how to ask a girl out, and KS hadn't helped me with that one. Any suggestions, serious or funny (Xanatos), would be appreciated!

just ask her if she wants to hang out. honestly, all of my first dates have happened naturally. it's best that way, because she doesn't feel pressured.

if you ask her if she wants a date, there's a chance she'll think it's romantic, but there's a pretty high chance that she might shy away, or feel pressured. you don't want that.

just make it naturallllllll. be yourself. you got it dude.

Exactly. Just be casual about it and don't even mantion the word "date". Ask her if she wants to go get somethign to eat, or just coffee or go get drinks. Just the sort of thing you'd do with one of your buds. Then just see how things go.

Be her friend before you try to be a couple.

[metalangel]

Be her friend before you try to be a couple.

We look forward to hearing you've been 'friend zoned' because you waited too long.

[Xanatos]

Be her friend before you try to be a couple.

We look forward to hearing you've been 'friend zoned' because you waited too long.

I look forward to nuking his house from orbit if he even thinks of saying that.

[Dream]

I look forward to nuking his house from orbit if he even thinks of saying that.

Wait, of saying he got friend-zoned, or saying he waited too long?