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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 1:03 am
by Comrade
Rhodri wrote:Little update on the Yamaku Colonial Government. It seems that when Colonial nations fight each other, they don't think of calling in their their mother nation. So when I realised that a Spanish colonial nation had seized Enomoto in a war, my genuine reaction was "How dare you!" I looked around and found the Spanish colonial nation in Alaska was fighting Yamaku and had occupied the OC girls. So I got my armies over there to retake the lands, only to realise that the neighbouring British colonial nation of Newfoundland had taken Suzuki, Miura and Aneki Satou. I had completely missed it 'cause Newfoundland and Yamaku share a similar colour. This time, I went ballistic and yelled at the monitor:
"You fucking dare to take my girls like that!"
In a blind rage, I promptly went to war with them. It didn't work well but I'll try again when I'm thinking more clearly. I think it proves that we are willing to fight to the death for the honour of our girls.
EUIV?
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 2:07 am
by AussieInquisitor
I think he means Europa Universalis IV, a PC stadegy game
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 3:19 am
by Comrade
AussieInquisitor wrote:I think he means Europa Universalis IV, a PC stadegy game
Pretty sure thats what i said...
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 11:47 am
by Rhodri
Yep, I'm talking about my KS themed colonial nation in Europa Universalis IV. Spent all day in work trying to think of a way to reclaim the land taken by Newfoundland 'cause I don't have a Casus belli against them.
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 12:14 pm
by Comrade
Loan.
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 12:58 am
by poopooface
Comrade wrote:I rather not. Currently i follow Crusader kings videos almost exclusivley
Same. Although I do enjoy whatever the YouTuber DiplexheatedHD puts out.
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:49 pm
by AaronIsCrunchy
You have been playing too much KS when...
You get invited to a fancy dress party and your very first thought is 'which character should I go as?'
(As it happens, I decided not to go as any character. Green suits are pricey which counts out Kenji, I couldn't find a suitable swaggervest for Hisao and Mutou requires me finding a long brown coat. Would going as one of the girls be weird? I'm thinking Rin.)
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:06 pm
by Potato
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:You have been playing too much KS when...
You get invited to a fancy dress party and your very first thought is 'which character should I go as?'
(As it happens, I decided not to go as any character. Green suits are pricey which counts out Kenji, I couldn't find a suitable swaggervest for Hisao and Mutou requires me finding a long brown coat. Would going as one of the girls be weird? I'm thinking Rin.)
Go as Hideaki. Anyone calls you a girl, explain why they're wrong.
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:30 pm
by ParagonTerminus
Rhodri wrote:Little update on the Yamaku Colonial Government. It seems that when Colonial nations fight each other, they don't think of calling in their their mother nation. So when I realised that a Spanish colonial nation had seized Enomoto in a war, my genuine reaction was "How dare you!" I looked around and found the Spanish colonial nation in Alaska was fighting Yamaku and had occupied the OC girls. So I got my armies over there to retake the lands, only to realise that the neighbouring British colonial nation of Newfoundland had taken Suzuki, Miura and Aneki Satou. I had completely missed it 'cause Newfoundland and Yamaku share a similar colour. This time, I went ballistic and yelled at the monitor:
"You fucking dare to take my girls like that!"
In a blind rage, I promptly went to war with them. It didn't work well but I'll try again when I'm thinking more clearly. I think it proves that we are willing to fight to the death for the honour of our girls.
Next time I play FTL, I'm gonna make sure the FNC Yamaku is the goddamn best ship in the Federation.
The rebels will be destroyed by sheer love and rage.
"NOOOOOO YOU BASTARDS KILLED HANAKO! YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARDS ARE DEAD! DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME?!" (Cue volleys of lasers)
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:31 pm
by AaronIsCrunchy
Potato wrote:AaronIsCrunchy wrote:You have been playing too much KS when...
You get invited to a fancy dress party and your very first thought is 'which character should I go as?'
(As it happens, I decided not to go as any character. Green suits are pricey which counts out Kenji, I couldn't find a suitable swaggervest for Hisao and Mutou requires me finding a long brown coat. Would going as one of the girls be weird? I'm thinking Rin.)
Go as Hideaki. Anyone calls you a girl, explain why they're wrong.
I think I love you right now
This WILL happen.
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 4:47 pm
by ParagonTerminus
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Potato wrote:AaronIsCrunchy wrote:You have been playing too much KS when...
You get invited to a fancy dress party and your very first thought is 'which character should I go as?'
(As it happens, I decided not to go as any character. Green suits are pricey which counts out Kenji, I couldn't find a suitable swaggervest for Hisao and Mutou requires me finding a long brown coat. Would going as one of the girls be weird? I'm thinking Rin.)
Go as Hideaki. Anyone calls you a girl, explain why they're wrong.
I think I love you right now
This WILL happen.
Naw, man, go as Jigoro. Buy a Katana, don a Hawaiian shirt, grow a beard, and dye your hair blue.
Instant badass.
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:38 pm
by Rhodri
Just got back from seeing the new X-Men film at the cinema where these two adverts came up before the film. Naturally, KS characters came to mind. The latter doubly so as it has sign language and audio description versions. Shizune and Lilly would approve.
British Heart Foundation - We're fighting inherited heart conditions
Scope - 'End The Awkward' Handshake
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:56 pm
by Potato
The end of that second video links to a quiz to test your awkwardness. Every question offers three answers. The two wrong answers would only ever be picked by complete idiots. Ergo, nobody on the entire planet is awkward.
This is great news! Or just a shit quiz.
I'd say you've been playing too much when any combination of the letters h, a, a, n in a word are automatically rearranged to 'hana' by your brain, leading to flashbacks of Hanako.
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:59 am
by SpunkySix
Potato wrote:
I'd say you've been playing too much when any combination of the letters h, a, a, n in a word are automatically rearranged to 'hana' by your brain, leading to flashbacks of Hanako.
How about when REM mentally becomes EMI?
Re: You have been playing too much KS when...
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:13 am
by AaronIsCrunchy
SpunkySix wrote:Potato wrote:
I'd say you've been playing too much when any combination of the letters h, a, a, n in a word are automatically rearranged to 'hana' by your brain, leading to flashbacks of Hanako.
How about when REM mentally becomes EMI?
Whenever I see something produced by MIsha Mansoor, my brain sees a pink-haired girl with drills wielding an 8-string.