Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:52 pm
by Munchenhausen
Atario wrote:
Potato wrote:Yeah, Akira would be useful. Sadly, her suit would be ruined.
I just saw this in my mind's eye:
Scene: A deserted island in the south Pacific. Waves crash, palm leaves rustle in the wind, a crab scuttles across the lower frame. At length, we notice a figure struggling in the distance, emerging from the water and raggedly traipsing onto the sand. Somehow, we hear the figure's heavy breathing close by. Whoever it is draws nearer, and resolves into a person in dark rags. Still we hear the breathing and gasping. Closer. Blonde hair. Pinstripes on the rags. It's the remains of a dark suit. But the body revealed beneath in flashes is that of a young woman. Dirty, bedraggled, but lithe. She quickly approaches the camera, and stops in front of it, staring. She opens her mouth. "It's…"
It took me a few seconds to get that.
But when I did, OH BOY
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:38 pm
by Potato
SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:
Potato wrote:Yeah, Akira would be useful. Sadly, her suit would be ruined.
I just saw this in my mind's eye:
Scene: A deserted island in the south Pacific. Waves crash, palm leaves rustle in the wind, a crab scuttles across the lower frame. At length, we notice a figure struggling in the distance, emerging from the water and raggedly traipsing onto the sand. Somehow, we hear the figure's heavy breathing close by. Whoever it is draws nearer, and resolves into a person in dark rags. Still we hear the breathing and gasping. Closer. Blonde hair. Pinstripes on the rags. It's the remains of a dark suit. But the body revealed beneath in flashes is that of a young woman. Dirty, bedraggled, but lithe. She quickly approaches the camera, and stops in front of it, staring. She opens her mouth. "It's…"
Somebody get this man a cookie.
For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head.
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:47 am
by Munchenhausen
Potato wrote:For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head.
But without that link, the descriptive scene would be pointless :3
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:51 am
by SpunkySix
Munchenhausen wrote:
Potato wrote:For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head.
But without that link, the descriptive scene would be pointless :3
I'm a sucker for forced references, so I must agree here.
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:49 pm
by Potato
Munchenhausen wrote:
Potato wrote:For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head.
But without that link, the descriptive scene would be pointless :3
It's still pointless. This is why Akira would let him starve on the island.
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:44 pm
by Atario
Potato wrote:It's still pointless. This is why Akira would let him starve on the island.
This is why no one wants to be on that island with you, Potato
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:29 pm
by SpunkySix
Atario wrote:
Potato wrote:It's still pointless. This is why Akira would let him starve on the island.
This is why no one wants to be on that island with you, Potato
Could I eat him?
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:30 pm
by Atario
SpunkySix wrote:Could I eat him?
Now, when you say "eat him"…
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:54 pm
by SpunkySix
Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Could I eat him?
Now, when you say "eat him"…
I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:00 pm
by Kibaro
SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Could I eat him?
Now, when you say "eat him"…
I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.
spiced up half potato cooked in skin ) such a romantic dinner <3 i only have this rock here sad panda
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:00 pm
by Atario
SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Could I eat him?
Now, when you say "eat him"…
I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.
Sorry, Potato, I tried!
Welp, nothing to do but carbo-load with Emi now.
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:14 pm
by Potato
SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Could I eat him?
Now, when you say "eat him"…
I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.
Emi can have the lower half.
Emi would be a pain to have on an island...She'd be like Misha, only instead of never shutting up about parfaits, she'd never shut up about "GOD, YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE, I TOLD YOU TO STOP EATING PIZZA!" and then I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock for bad-mouthing pizza then without help finding/catching food, I'd eventually start seeing her corpse as a giant chicken leg like in those cartoons where characters are starving with their pals...
("That escalated quickly." in 3...)
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:56 pm
by SpunkySix
Potato wrote:Emi would be a pain
I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock
We can't be friends anymore.
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:37 am
by Atario
SpunkySix wrote:
Potato wrote:I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock
We can't be friends anymore.
I'd "brain her on the sandy shores", if you know what I'm sayin', wink wink
Re: Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:01 am
by SpunkySix
Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:
Potato wrote:I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock
We can't be friends anymore.
I'd "brain her on the sandy shores", if you know what I'm sayin', wink wink
I'd tactfully suggest that we make passionate sandy love on the beach, but only once we had gotten to know each other well enough, and only if she seemed receptive to previous lesser advances, so as to not make her uncomfortable.
) such a romantic dinner <3 i only have this rock here 
sad panda