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Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:37 am
by brythain
SpunkySix wrote:I've heard the scene where Hisao accidentally spills them into his pubes is pretty expensive.
Before that he's pre-pubescent and after that he's post-pubescent.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:29 pm
by Charmant

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 8:18 pm
by Munchenhausen
Sugar-Coating Removal DLC - £0.99
Katawa Shoujo is such a wonderful story, isn't it? We'd all love to live Hisao's life, wouldn't we?
But it wouldn't be the same if you actually were a student at Yamaku, would it? Oh, no. No it wouldn't. There are a lot of things that are missed out of the story because they're unimportant to the plot, unpleasant to think about or that just straight-up ruin the nice warm, fuzzy feeling you get from reading this story.
All you need is a professional cynic to bring all these woes to light!
  • Witness acts of casual bullying in the corridors as you walk between lessons!
  • Revel in the traumatic depression, loneliness and P.T.S.D. that Yamaku's students face on a daily basis!
  • View Hanako's scarring in a disheartening realism!
  • Face humiliation and lose your boner mid-fuck because of your heart medication!
  • Epileptic seizure interrupting lesson? Epileptic seizure interrupting lesson!
  • Be woken up by Emi's bouts of Night Terrors, and question whether or not to wake her!
  • Slowly realise that some of the teachers actively despise their jobs!
  • Measure Yamaku's student-mortality rate!
  • And maybe one or two other features!


Extra Bunnies DLC - £15
Was that last one pretty depressing? Why not have a surge of bunnies to level things out?
  • Wild rabbits are added to outdoor background art and landscapes
  • What does Kenji keep in his dorm room? His trusty Anti-Feminist rabbit!
  • Why not give Class 3-3 a live bunny mascot?
  • Wa-ha-hey! More rabbits!
  • What's in Mutou's briefcase? Bunnies!
  • I'm serious, there are fucking rabbits everywhere.


Forklift Overload DLC - £15
Did you fail all of your exams at school? Do you have a better chance of meeting Elvis Presley at the shops, than getting into University? Are you resorting to driving an ancient forklift around a freezing cold warehouse, while you desperately try and get yourself back on your feet and get back into education, so you can follow your dream of becoming a paramedic?
Same! Buy this DLC you loser.
  • Wild Counterbalance Forklift Trucks are added to outdoor background art and landscapes
  • What does Kenji keep in his dorm room? His trusty Anti-Feminist Counterbalance Forklift Truck!
  • Why not give Class 3-3 a live Counterbalance Forklift Truck?
  • Wa-ha-hey! More Counterbalance Forklift Trucks!
  • What's in Mutou's briefcase? Counterbalance Forklift Trucks!
  • I'm serious, there are fucking Counterbalance Forklift Trucks everywhere.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 8:43 pm
by Oscar Wildecat
Munchenhausen wrote:Extra Bunnies DLC - £15
Does that one come with a pink lop ear bunny with it's ears done up in drills?

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:25 pm
by Rhodri
Munchenhausen wrote:What does Kenji keep in his dorm room? His trusty Anti-Feminist rabbit!
Unfortunately, its this rabbit.

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:49 am
by Munchenhausen
"Unfortunately"? You say that as if it were a bad thing! ;)

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:57 am
by Rhodri
See those bones? That's what happened to the other members of the student council and the OC girls. Why do you think Tomorrow's Doom hasn't updated for nearly a year?

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:37 am
by azumeow
Rhodri wrote:See those bones? That's what happened to the other members of the student council and the OC girls. Why do you think Tomorrow's Doom hasn't updated for nearly a year?
I will never give up hope in that story finishing. It was like, one of the first Fanfics I started reading, and god damnit, I will finish it!

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:27 pm
by Atario
Kemonomimi Pack: All characters get animal ears and tails. You heard me, all.
  • Lilly: Lop-eared rabbit
  • Shizune: Cat (duh!)
  • Kenji: Jackass
  • And many more surprises!
Included at no extra cost: added crossover-cameo scenes for characters from Do You Like Horny Bunnies? and Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:33 pm
by brythain
Atario wrote:Kemonomimi Pack: All characters get animal ears and tails. You heard me, all.
  • Lilly: Lop-eared rabbit
  • Shizune: Cat (duh!)
  • Kenji: Jackass
  • And many more surprises!
Included at no extra cost: added crossover-cameo scenes for characters from Do You Like Horny Bunnies? and Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2.
I'm sure Emi is a gazelle.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:34 pm
by Charmant
Atario wrote:Included at no extra cost: added crossover-cameo scenes for characters from Do You Like Horny Bunnies? and Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2.
Shed scene changes to accommodate Chimaki, the anal-loving bunny.

Sadness Everywhere DLC: Text and CGs will be altered/added to suggest that whenever Hisao is not directly speaking to them, the girls are breaking down into despair and tears. No, it's fine. Don't go into town and meet Lilly. She's just grocery shopping...In the fetal position. Crying her eyes out.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:23 am
by SpunkySix
Munch Mode is available as a free2play mode that only works if you pay $10 a month. With Munch Mode active, everybody gets a cool British (?) accent, Rin turns into a literal shit and the graphics get significantly less "well-drawn" in the best way possible. :)

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:35 am
by Munchenhausen
SpunkySix wrote:Munch Mode is available as a free2play mode that only works if you pay $10 a month. With Munch Mode active, everybody gets a cool British (?) accent, Rin turns into a literal shit and the graphics get significantly less "well-drawn" in the best way possible. :)
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:25 am
by d2r
SpunkySix wrote:Munch Mode is available as a free2play mode that only works if you pay $10 a month. With Munch Mode active, everybody gets a cool British (?) accent, Rin turns into a literal shit and the graphics get significantly less "well-drawn" in the best way possible. :)
Would buy.

Although, I feel obliged to point out:

"free2play"

"only works if you pay $10 a month"

$10 =/= free

:?:

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:26 pm
by SpunkySix
d2r wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Munch Mode is available as a free2play mode that only works if you pay $10 a month. With Munch Mode active, everybody gets a cool British (?) accent, Rin turns into a literal shit and the graphics get significantly less "well-drawn" in the best way possible. :)
Would buy.

Although, I feel obliged to point out:

"free2play"

"only works if you pay $10 a month"

$10 =/= free

:?:
FREE2PLAY don't QUESTION 4LS. :evil: