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Steinherz wrote: Miki: I'm being on top this time.
Emi: No, you're not.
Miki: Why not?
Emi: Because you're larger than me and I don't want to be squashed under those melons.
Miki: HEY!

(excuse me while I die of laughter in a corner somewhere imagining this scene play out in my head)

Who WOULDN'T want to be squashed by Miki's melons?

Scene: Hisao and Lily stand in the lobby of the girls dorm looking bored as they wait for Hanako to finish getting ready.

*Sounds of shouting drift down from upstairs.*

Miki: "BITCH!"

Emi: "STUPID WHORE!"

Miki: "FUCK YOU!"


Lily: "Oh dear. Are those two fighting again? Thats horrible."

*The shouting ends. The silence broken a moment later by a dull, steady *Thud Thud Thud* sound*

Hisao: *Yaaawn* "Aaaand, sounds like they made up."

*Hanako comes rushing down the stairs, and out the door*

Hanako: "Ohmygawdohmygodohmygod!"

Hisao: "Lets roll."

Xanatos wrote:

Steinherz wrote: Miki: I'm being on top this time.
Emi: No, you're not.
Miki: Why not?
Emi: Because you're larger than me and I don't want to be squashed under those melons.
Miki: HEY!

(excuse me while I die of laughter in a corner somewhere imagining this scene play out in my head)

Who WOULDN'T want to be squashed by Miki's melons?

Someone who doesn't like tits. Which I don't think exist unless the person is asexual (absolutely no sex drive)
I personally would love to get squashed by Miki's Melons XD

pandaphil wrote: Lily: "Oh dear. Are those two fighting again? Thats horrible."

*The shouting ends, the silence broken a moment later by a steady *Thud. Thud. Thud* sound*

Hisao: *yaaawn* "Aaaand, sounds like they made up."

*Hanako comes rushing down the stairs, and out the door*

Hanako: "Ohmygawdohmygodohmygod!"

Hisao: "Lets roll."

Hanako's reaction. PERFECT!

pandaphil wrote: Hisao: "Lets roll."

Imagined him donning a pair of shades as he says this...

Xanatos wrote:

pandaphil wrote: Hisao: "Lets roll."

Imagined him donning a pair of shades as he says this...

And with a cigarillo in his mouth (which is far cooler than a cigarette).

pandaphil wrote:Scene: Hisao and Lily waiting in the lobby of the girls dorm looking bored and waiting for Hanako to get ready.

*Sounds of shouting drift down from upstairs*
Miki: "BITCH!"
Emi: "STUPID WHORE!"
Miki: "FUCK YOU!"

Lily: "Oh dear. Are those two fighting again? Thats horrible."
*The shouting ends, the silence broken a moment later by a steady *Thud. Thud. Thud* sound*
Hisao: *yaaawn* "Aaaand, sounds like they made up."
*Hanako comes rushing down the stairs, and out the door*
Hanako: "Ohmygawdohmygodohmygod!"
Hisao: "Lets roll."

Undoubtedly one of the funniest things I've read in a while.

pandaphil wrote:Scene: Hisao and Lily waiting in the lobby of the girls dorm looking bored and waiting for Hanako to get ready.

*Sounds of shouting drift down from upstairs*

Miki: "BITCH!"

Emi: "STUPID WHORE!"

Miki: "FUCK YOU!"


Lily: "Oh dear. Are those two fighting again? Thats horrible."

*The shouting ends, the silence broken a moment later by a steady *Thud. Thud. Thud* sound*

Hisao: *yaaawn* "Aaaand, sounds like they made up."

*Hanako comes rushing down the stairs, and out the door*

Hanako: "Ohmygawdohmygodohmygod!"

Hisao: "Lets roll."

Bonus points if Hisao was the one who did a formal introduction of Miki to Emi. He's on Lily's route. Lily, as we know, can appreciate such stuff.

YZQ wrote:Bonus points if Hisao was the one who did a formal introduction of Miki to Emi. He's on Lily's route. Lily, as we know, can appreciate such stuff.

Well Miki and Emi are on the track team together. So I think they both know each other already

Steinherz wrote:

YZQ wrote:Bonus points if Hisao was the one who did a formal introduction of Miki to Emi. He's on Lily's route. Lily, as we know, can appreciate such stuff.

Well Miki and Emi are on the track team together. So I think they both know each other already

Hence, formal. On the track, it's more about club activities. Miki gives off a lone wolf vibe as well.

YZQ wrote:

Steinherz wrote:

YZQ wrote:Bonus points if Hisao was the one who did a formal introduction of Miki to Emi. He's on Lily's route. Lily, as we know, can appreciate such stuff.

Well Miki and Emi are on the track team together. So I think they both know each other already

Hence, formal. On the track, it's more about club activities. Miki gives off a lone wolf vibe as well.

From her what, all of three scenes of dialogue?

Steinherz wrote: From her what, all of three scenes of dialogue?

Guilty as charged. Depends on how prideful you think she is, I guess. Emi always beat her on the track.

YZQ wrote:

Steinherz wrote: From her what, all of three scenes of dialogue?

Guilty as charged. Depends on how prideful you think she is, I guess. Emi always beat her on the track.

Yeah, but Miki beats her in bed. ZING!

Steinherz wrote: Yeah, but Miki beats her in bed. ZING!

"Miki, if this ever gets out..."
"What? That you're always bottom in bed?"
"...."
Relax. You can have the public victory. But the private one's mine, shortie."

YZQ wrote:

Steinherz wrote: Yeah, but Miki beats her in bed. ZING!

"Miki, if this ever gets out..."
"What? That you're always bottom in bed?"
"...."
Relax. You can have the public victory. But the private one's mine, shortie."

Yes, yes, YES! Give me more ideas XD
Fuel to the fire's stoked by the previous posts.

YZQ wrote:

Steinherz wrote: Yeah, but Miki beats her in bed. ZING!

"Miki, if this ever gets out..."
"What? That you're always bottom in bed?"
"...."
Relax. You can have the public victory. But the private one's mine, shortie."

Gah...TO THE SHIMMIE!