Steinherz wrote:
Miki: I'm being on top this time. Emi: No, you're not. Miki: Why not? Emi: Because you're larger than me and I don't want to be squashed under those melons. Miki: HEY!
(excuse me while I die of laughter in a corner somewhere imagining this scene play out in my head)
Who WOULDN'T want to be squashed by Miki's melons?
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..." <Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played." <KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Scene: Hisao and Lily stand in the lobby of the girls dorm looking bored as they wait for Hanako to finish getting ready.
*Sounds of shouting drift down from upstairs.*
Miki: "BITCH!"
Emi: "STUPID WHORE!"
Miki: "FUCK YOU!"
Lily: "Oh dear. Are those two fighting again? Thats horrible."
*The shouting ends. The silence broken a moment later by a dull, steady *Thud Thud Thud* sound*
Hisao: *Yaaawn* "Aaaand, sounds like they made up."
*Hanako comes rushing down the stairs, and out the door*
Hanako: "Ohmygawdohmygodohmygod!"
Hisao: "Lets roll."
Last edited by pandaphil on Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:27 pm, edited 4 times in total.
"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things. But vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant." ~ The Doctor.
Steinherz wrote:
Miki: I'm being on top this time. Emi: No, you're not. Miki: Why not? Emi: Because you're larger than me and I don't want to be squashed under those melons. Miki: HEY!
(excuse me while I die of laughter in a corner somewhere imagining this scene play out in my head)
Who WOULDN'T want to be squashed by Miki's melons?
Someone who doesn't like tits. Which I don't think exist unless the person is asexual (absolutely no sex drive)
I personally would love to get squashed by Miki's Melons XD
pandaphil wrote:
Lily: "Oh dear. Are those two fighting again? Thats horrible."
*The shouting ends, the silence broken a moment later by a steady *Thud. Thud. Thud* sound*
Hisao: *yaaawn* "Aaaand, sounds like they made up."
*Hanako comes rushing down the stairs, and out the door*
Imagined him donning a pair of shades as he says this...
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..." <Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played." <KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
pandaphil wrote:Scene: Hisao and Lily waiting in the lobby of the girls dorm looking bored and waiting for Hanako to get ready.
*Sounds of shouting drift down from upstairs*
Miki: "BITCH!"
Emi: "STUPID WHORE!"
Miki: "FUCK YOU!"
Lily: "Oh dear. Are those two fighting again? Thats horrible."
*The shouting ends, the silence broken a moment later by a steady *Thud. Thud. Thud* sound*
Hisao: *yaaawn* "Aaaand, sounds like they made up."
*Hanako comes rushing down the stairs, and out the door*
Hanako: "Ohmygawdohmygodohmygod!"
Hisao: "Lets roll."
Undoubtedly one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
pandaphil wrote:Scene: Hisao and Lily waiting in the lobby of the girls dorm looking bored and waiting for Hanako to get ready.
*Sounds of shouting drift down from upstairs*
Miki: "BITCH!"
Emi: "STUPID WHORE!"
Miki: "FUCK YOU!"
Lily: "Oh dear. Are those two fighting again? Thats horrible."
*The shouting ends, the silence broken a moment later by a steady *Thud. Thud. Thud* sound*
Hisao: *yaaawn* "Aaaand, sounds like they made up."
*Hanako comes rushing down the stairs, and out the door*
Hanako: "Ohmygawdohmygodohmygod!"
Hisao: "Lets roll."
Bonus points if Hisao was the one who did a formal introduction of Miki to Emi. He's on Lily's route. Lily, as we know, can appreciate such stuff.
"Nothing is beneath man. Everything is permitted."
"...since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved. However, it is important above all to avoid being hated."
YZQ wrote:Bonus points if Hisao was the one who did a formal introduction of Miki to Emi. He's on Lily's route. Lily, as we know, can appreciate such stuff.
Well Miki and Emi are on the track team together. So I think they both know each other already
YZQ wrote:Bonus points if Hisao was the one who did a formal introduction of Miki to Emi. He's on Lily's route. Lily, as we know, can appreciate such stuff.
Well Miki and Emi are on the track team together. So I think they both know each other already
Hence, formal. On the track, it's more about club activities. Miki gives off a lone wolf vibe as well.
"Nothing is beneath man. Everything is permitted."
"...since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved. However, it is important above all to avoid being hated."
YZQ wrote:Bonus points if Hisao was the one who did a formal introduction of Miki to Emi. He's on Lily's route. Lily, as we know, can appreciate such stuff.
Well Miki and Emi are on the track team together. So I think they both know each other already
Hence, formal. On the track, it's more about club activities. Miki gives off a lone wolf vibe as well.
Steinherz wrote:
From her what, all of three scenes of dialogue?
Guilty as charged. Depends on how prideful you think she is, I guess. Emi always beat her on the track.
"Nothing is beneath man. Everything is permitted."
"...since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved. However, it is important above all to avoid being hated."
Steinherz wrote:
Yeah, but Miki beats her in bed. ZING!
"Miki, if this ever gets out..."
"What? That you're always bottom in bed?"
"...."
Relax. You can have the public victory. But the private one's mine, shortie."
"Nothing is beneath man. Everything is permitted."
"...since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved. However, it is important above all to avoid being hated."
Steinherz wrote:
Yeah, but Miki beats her in bed. ZING!
"Miki, if this ever gets out..."
"What? That you're always bottom in bed?"
"...."
Relax. You can have the public victory. But the private one's mine, shortie."
Yes, yes, YES! Give me more ideas XD
Fuel to the fire's stoked by the previous posts.
Steinherz wrote:
Yeah, but Miki beats her in bed. ZING!
"Miki, if this ever gets out..."
"What? That you're always bottom in bed?"
"...."
Relax. You can have the public victory. But the private one's mine, shortie."
Gah...TO THE SHIMMIE!
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..." <Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played." <KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
