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According to Kenji, the femministy conspiracy is only one of the major problems facing the world right now. He's also aware of (or suspects) plots by American fastfood hamburger franchises, bisexuals (but not homosexuals), vegetarians, The Swiss, Clowns, and Count Dracula.
Jigoro actually tried to learn sign language when Shizune was younger. Sadly, he was horrible with it and could never get it right, so he eventually gave up. He refuses to admit that he failed so badly at something. He decided that instead of meeting her half-way (with her learning to read lips and him signing) she'd have to bridge the gap completely, but hey, younger children are better at learning languages that older people, right?
Shizune never learned to read lips. She's tried, but it's was just too hard. She doesn't want to admit it and gets defense about it.
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I see what you did there.Oddball wrote:When she gets older, Misha will eventually settle down with a teal haired, glasses wearing deaf girl named Rosa.
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Plot twist: Hisao later discovers he was right about the Hamburger Clowns and Swiss VampiresOddball wrote:According to Kenji, the femministy conspiracy is only one of the major problems facing the world right now. He's also aware of (or suspects) plots by American fastfood hamburger franchises, bisexuals (but not homosexuals), vegetarians, The Swiss, Clowns, and Count Dracula.

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Have you seen the new Hamburglar? There's clearly some kind of gross conspiracy going on here.300BillionDegrees wrote:Plot twist: Hisao later discovers he was right about the Hamburger Clowns and Swiss VampiresOddball wrote:According to Kenji, the femministy conspiracy is only one of the major problems facing the world right now. He's also aware of (or suspects) plots by American fastfood hamburger franchises, bisexuals (but not homosexuals), vegetarians, The Swiss, Clowns, and Count Dracula.
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that don't look like a bloke who'll steal your burgers, that looks like the kinda guy who will stab you in the lungs if you neglect to pay him £20 a week specifically not to stab you in the lungs.Charmant wrote: Have you seen the new Hamburglar? There's clearly some kind of gross conspiracy going on here.
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TIL I was Taro in high schoolMunchenhausen wrote:Taro refuses to believe that someone like her was flirting with someone like him, and just assumes she was "being friendly". He remains innocently oblivious

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Atario wrote:TIL I was Taro in high schoolMunchenhausen wrote:Taro refuses to believe that someone like her was flirting with someone like him, and just assumes she was "being friendly". He remains innocently oblivious

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And then after he stabs you in the lungs, he'll make you into hamburger.Munchenhausen wrote:that don't look like a bloke who'll steal your burgers, that looks like the kinda guy who will stab you in the lungs if you neglect to pay him £20 a week specifically not to stab you in the lungs.Charmant wrote: Have you seen the new Hamburglar? There's clearly some kind of gross conspiracy going on here.
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There's no such thing as a free lunge, eh?emmjay wrote:And then after he stabs you in the lungs, he'll make you into hamburger.
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Holy crap! They think this guy is somehow going to get more people to buy their greasy slop?Charmant wrote:Have you seen the new Hamburglar? There's clearly some kind of gross conspiracy going on here.300BillionDegrees wrote:Plot twist: Hisao later discovers he was right about the Hamburger Clowns and Swiss VampiresOddball wrote:According to Kenji, the femministy conspiracy is only one of the major problems facing the world right now. He's also aware of (or suspects) plots by American fastfood hamburger franchises, bisexuals (but not homosexuals), vegetarians, The Swiss, Clowns, and Count Dracula.
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get outbrythain wrote:There's no such thing as a free lunge, eh?emmjay wrote:And then after he stabs you in the lungs, he'll make you into hamburger.
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Misha's pink hair is her natural color. She died it brown in an attempt to fit in more. This is because Misha with any color hair but pink just feels wrong to me.
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Honestly, he started because he overheard Molly saying she thought they looked cool
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Well that's headcanon now. Also Takashi has been gradually training himself to eat spicier foods after Molly gave him some curry and he couldn't handle it.Munchenhausen wrote:Takashi started wearing the beret completely out of the blue, one day. When asked, he claimed he wears it because he wants to hone his artistic skills by channeling into such famous French artists "like Claude Monet and that Vincent guy".
Honestly, he started because he overheard Molly saying she thought they looked cool
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One of the things that drives them up the wall about their subpar accommodation is the door. Which is like mine.

Look at that, the handle and the lock are completely separate . For fire safety reasons, it has a door closer to shut it after its used, which is bad news if the door closes behind you, you haven't set the lock to open (which is done by pulling down on the latch and sliding the knob over) and you've forgotten the key.
Now imagine Rin is alone in the residence and has to open the door? She has to hook the handle with a belt loop and hold the latch down with her chin. Trust me when I say it, they are not placed at the correct rights to make this work easily. Once that's achieved, she has to pull the door open, which isn't helped by the door closer as it adds A LOT of resistance, leading to plenty of belt loops snapping and thus trapping her inside.
As a result, she rarely goes out anywhere without Hisao, who in turn can't escape the dwelling on evenings and days off work for some much earned 'me time' as he knows she hates being left alone, which only adds the the tension in their relationship.
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