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Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:40 am
by ParagonTerminus
Ryusashi wrote:
The love scene
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Quick, edit your post and remove the large image you posted, before it's too late! I think I hear the Italian singing approaching this thread already...
Also, I think we all know where Potato-san is going.
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:38 pm
by Munchenhausen
Shingeki No Katawa
You know that manga-turned-anime about loads of naked giants walking around like lobotomised cannibals? Yeah, that one! For the low price of £4.99 (or alternatively by sending me a 20x40x10(cm) box full of Maltesers), you too can own the addon expansion pack that introduces four new Titan-Killing ladies into your favourite Titanless cripple fucking simulator!
Well, they're not titan killers anymore. They're just regular cripples. You know, since titans do not really exist. Disabled people do, however.
- Mikasa Ackerman
Cool, Collected, Calm and Crippled from the waist down! Meet this wheelchair-bound beauty in the Yamaku Main Courtyards!
- Sasha Blouse
The girl with one leg and one hell of an appetite! Encounter Sasha in the cafeteria!
- Annie Leonhart
This blonde will leave you breathless, just like her Pulmonary Fibrosis leaves her! See Annie battle her own fitness in the School's Gym!
- Hange Zoë
The optimist with low vision, and an astounding affinity for biology! Stumble upon this crazy lass in the Biology labs!
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:33 pm
by ParagonTerminus
Munchenhausen wrote:Overrated Anime DLC
You know what manga-turned-anime about loads of naked giants walking around like lobotomised cannibals? Yeah, that one! For the low price of £4.99 (or alternatively by sending me a 20x40x10(cm) box full of Maltesers), you too can own the addon expansion pack that introduces four new Titan-Killing ladies into your favourite Titanless cripple fucking simulator!
Well, they're not titan killers anymore. They're just regular cripples. You know, since titans do not really exist. Disabled people do, however.
- Mikasa Ackerman
Cool, Collected, Calm and Crippled from the waist down! Meet this wheelchair-bound beauty in the Yamaku Main Courtyards!
- Sasha Blouse
The girl with one leg and one hell of an appetite! Encounter Sasha in the cafeteria!
- Annie Leonhart
This blonde will leave you breathless, just like her Pulmonary Fibrosis leaves her! See Annie battle her own fitness in the School's Gym!
- Hange Zoë
The optimist with low vision, and an astounding affinity for biology! Stumble upon this crazy lass in the Biology labs!
FTFY.
*ducks from incoming flak*
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 5:05 pm
by CoffeeDrive
ParagonTerminus wrote:
FTFY.
*ducks from incoming flak*
I actually agree with you. Although Mikasa as a cripple would be pretty interesting.
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 5:39 pm
by SpunkySix
ParagonTerminus wrote:Quick, edit your post and remove the large image you posted
What large image?
Re: Katawa DLC
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:40 am
by ParagonTerminus
SpunkySix wrote:ParagonTerminus wrote:Quick, edit your post and remove the large image you posted
What large image?
He got cooked.
o7 to him.
Back on track...
MLG DLC
Ever wanted to noscope Kenji while wearing a sexy fedora while your chosen cripple guzzles on Doritos and Mountain Dew? Now you can! Adds:
-A sniper rifle (without scope, because you're not MLG unless you noscope)
-Fedora (skip all the pansy-ass "feels" and get straight to the H-scenes! No girl will be able to resist your sexyness!)
-A neckbeard! (For looking even sexier)
-Doritos! (Because everyone loves chips)
-Mountain Dew (Totally nor sponsoring anyone here)
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:22 am
by SpunkySix
For a mere 50 cents, you can unlock the choice of buying a tiny pet Emi crab. Any scene set in Hisao's room will feature wacky hijinks in the background, courtesy of a mini crustacean with twintails and fake legs.
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 2:27 am
by Atario
And for a mere dollar more, the crabs get really small — and numerous, and bitey, and hang around in your pubic hair.
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:01 am
by SpunkySix
Atario wrote:And for a mere dollar more, the crabs get really small — and numerous, and bitey, and hang around in your pubic hair.
But they're still cute and athletic, right?
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:42 am
by BMFJack
Yes, but you can only see them clearly with some form of magnification.
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:33 am
by brythain
BMFJack wrote:Yes, but you can only see them clearly with some form of magnification.
That would be the track-and-field equivalent of the '
sea monkey' craze, I suppose.
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:36 pm
by SpunkySix
BMFJack wrote:Yes, but you can only see them clearly with some form of magnification.
Worth the $1.50, imo.
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:15 pm
by Munchenhausen
SpunkySix wrote:Atario wrote:And for a mere dollar more, the crabs get really small — and numerous, and bitey, and hang around in your pubic hair.
But they're still cute and athletic, right?
Do they give you motivation and keep you going when your body feels like it's ready to give in? Will it enable you to run the 100m sprint when your body gives up after 75m?
Will it remind you that only you can make yourself a better person?
Because if so, yes please.
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:44 am
by BMFJack
Munchenhausen wrote:Do they give you motivation and keep you going when your body feels like it's ready to give in? Will it enable you to run the 100m sprint when your body gives up after 75m? Will it remind you that only you can make yourself a better person?
Because if so, yes please.
They do, but it costs an extra $3.69 to unlock the "Motivational" package, $6.39 for the "Surpass your physical limitations" package, and $9.63 for the "Awesome personal advice" package.
Man, the devs could be so rich.
But I'm glad they aren't
Re: Katawa DLCs
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:45 am
by SpunkySix
I've heard the scene where Hisao accidentally spills them into his pubes is pretty expensive.