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Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:33 pm
by Munchenhausen
RandomPerson wrote:I thought that's why the housing department put her and emi next to each other isn't it? id say for an extra pair of hands but she doesn't have any in the first place...
I can see what you mean, but like fuck would I wipe my best mate's arse.
I hope for her sake that she has some sort of rag on a stick that she uses to do that.

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:38 pm
by RandomPerson
As I was reading this my little brothers favourite t.v show came to mind and something I saw on it...

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:42 pm
by AaronIsCrunchy
That show had better have been Horrible Histories I FREAKIN' LOVE HORRIBLE HISTORIES.

Ahem.

But seriously, would there be any solutions for Rin for hands-free arse wiping? She could get a bidet I suppose, and hope that does the job.

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:48 pm
by RandomPerson
Please tell me you meant one of these and not the ass sink....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bidget

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:51 pm
by AaronIsCrunchy
I really, really wish that was what I meant. Alas, I meant the arse sink.

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:52 pm
by SpunkySix
Munchenhausen wrote:Also Rin can't wipe her own arse
...remember that laundry list I mentioned in another topic?

As for actual solutions...

1. Silly answer from a girl with no arms:

2. Real answer from a health site: http://www.kgbanswers.co.uk/how-do-peop ... s/21359125

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:55 pm
by Munchenhausen
I imagine it looks like this
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And you best hope... Not pointed at you.

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:57 pm
by SpunkySix
Munchenhausen wrote:I imagine it looks like this
I-I... I can't right now. Too much Internet!

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:58 pm
by Munchenhausen
RandomPerson wrote:Please tell me you meant one of these and not the ass sink....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bidget
Bidget
oh my fucking god I can't breathe

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:59 pm
by AaronIsCrunchy
This might have just made my year. Or it would have done, but calling her worst girl just blew it.
Still made me laugh like a 10 year old though :P (Doesn't bear thinking about if she got it wrong though does it... yeesh...)

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 5:03 pm
by RandomPerson
Munchenhausen wrote:
RandomPerson wrote:Please tell me you meant one of these and not the ass sink....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bidget
Bidget
oh my fucking god I can't breathe
Now all I can think of is Gary Coleman watching rin poop and when she asks for help he's like, " what you talkin bout tezuka!"

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 5:39 pm
by Munchenhausen
RandomPerson wrote:Now all I can think of is Gary Coleman watching rin poop and when she asks for help he's like, " what you talkin bout tezuka!"
I really can't even try to get across the mental images that went through my head. That's probably the thought of the day.
I couldn't help myself

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 6:31 pm
by RandomPerson
Munchenhausen wrote:
RandomPerson wrote:Now all I can think of is Gary Coleman watching rin poop and when she asks for help he's like, " what you talkin bout tezuka!"
I really can't even try to get across the mental images that went through my head. That's probably the thought of the day.
I couldn't help myself
No... I'm done, fuck this I'll never get that image out my head! Why can't I stop laughing!

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 6:37 pm
by Potato
Munchenhausen wrote:
RandomPerson wrote:Now all I can think of is Gary Coleman watching rin poop and when she asks for help he's like, " what you talkin bout tezuka!"
I really can't even try to get across the mental images that went through my head. That's probably the thought of the day.
I couldn't help myself
...What...

Re: If you could be anyone in katawa shoujo, who would it be

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 8:11 pm
by Atario
You, sir, need to sell your fanfic stock and put all that into your fanart portfolio.

Seriously, my gut hurts from laughing right now.