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Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:53 am
by Potato
I speculate her parents are time-travelers. Namely, Van Gogh and some baker woman.

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:06 am
by brythain
Potato wrote:I speculate her parents are time-travelers. Namely, Van Gogh and some baker woman.
What? Her mother 'was the meanest cat in old Chicago town'? :D

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:43 am
by Silentcook

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:24 pm
by Mirage_GSM
SpunkySix wrote:Rin forgot how to use tackle, and learned to use sketch!
Rin's special ability is sketch...
Relm's special ability is sketch...
They have to be related :!:

I wonder if anyone even knows Relm anymore - without googling..

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:42 pm
by SpecimenSix
Silentcook wrote:Good thing we came prepared. :3
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So you're saying that Rin's dad is Gravelord Nito? Hmm, I always thought there must be some connection between them. :lol:

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:32 pm
by Potato
Silentcook wrote:Good thing we came prepared. :3
New theory: Rin's parents are Silentcook and Cthulhu.

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:38 pm
by someguy1294
Silentcook wrote:Good thing we came prepared.[/url] :3
...Slender-man and the Tooth Fairy. Just sayin'.

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:33 am
by Shockproof Jamo
Silentcook wrote:Good thing we came prepared. :3
They're all Rin's parents. She came to be as a result of a massive gangbang between all these individuals. Nobody took responsibility, so they decided to share it instead. :twisted:

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:23 pm
by someguy1294
Shockproof Jamo wrote:
Silentcook wrote:Good thing we came prepared. :3
They're all Rin's parents. She came to be as a result of a massive gangbang between all these individuals. Nobody took responsibility, so they decided to share it instead. :twisted:
So... who got pregnant? Or did multiple women get pregnant, and then all the different parts of Rin sort of crawled out of their vaginas, slithered together and combined like some sort of freakish Megazord?

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:15 pm
by Shockproof Jamo
someguy1294 wrote:did multiple women get pregnant, and then all the different parts of Rin sort of crawled out of their vaginas, slithered together and combined like some sort of freakish Megazord?
Yep, all except one girl who was supposed to give birth to Rin's arms but didn't, because she decided to get an abortion instead. Thus, Rin has no arms.

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:02 am
by SpunkySix
Shockproof Jamo wrote:
someguy1294 wrote:did multiple women get pregnant, and then all the different parts of Rin sort of crawled out of their vaginas, slithered together and combined like some sort of freakish Megazord?
Yep, all except one girl who was supposed to give birth to Rin's arms but didn't, because she decided to get an abortion instead. Thus, Rin has no arms.

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
Headcanon = wtfboom

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:59 am
by Munchenhausen
Shockproof Jamo wrote:
someguy1294 wrote:did multiple women get pregnant, and then all the different parts of Rin sort of crawled out of their vaginas, slithered together and combined like some sort of freakish Megazord?
Yep, all except one girl who was supposed to give birth to Rin's arms but didn't, because she decided to get an abortion instead. Thus, Rin has no arms.

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
It's moments like this, I am thankful I'm a member of this community.

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:33 pm
by someguy1294
Shockproof Jamo wrote:
someguy1294 wrote:did multiple women get pregnant, and then all the different parts of Rin sort of crawled out of their vaginas, slithered together and combined like some sort of freakish Megazord?
Yep, all except one girl who was supposed to give birth to Rin's arms but didn't, because she decided to get an abortion instead. Thus, Rin has no arms.

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
...Why would you abort only a pair of arms? That doesn't even count as another mouth to feed.

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:25 pm
by SpunkySix
Have you ever had arms crawl out of your private parts? No? Didn't think so.

Re: The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:30 pm
by Oddball
Well, this has gotten weird even for this forum's standards.