The 'Wild Speculation About Rin's Past' Thread

[Potato]

I speculate her parents are time-travelers. Namely, Van Gogh and some baker woman.

[brythain]

I speculate her parents are time-travelers. Namely, Van Gogh and some baker woman.

What? Her mother 'was the meanest cat in old Chicago town'?

[Silentcook]

Good thing we came prepared. :3

[Mirage_GSM]

Rin forgot how to use tackle, and learned to use sketch!

Rin's special ability is sketch...
Relm's special ability is sketch...
They have to be related

I wonder if anyone even knows Relm anymore - without googling..

[SpecimenSix]

Good thing we came prepared. :3

[shimmie]1854[/shimmie]
So you're saying that Rin's dad is Gravelord Nito? Hmm, I always thought there must be some connection between them.

[Potato]

Good thing we came prepared. :3

New theory: Rin's parents are Silentcook and Cthulhu.

[someguy1294]

Good thing we came prepared.[/url] :3

...Slender-man and the Tooth Fairy. Just sayin'.

[Shockproof Jamo]

Good thing we came prepared. :3

They're all Rin's parents. She came to be as a result of a massive gangbang between all these individuals. Nobody took responsibility, so they decided to share it instead.

[someguy1294]

Good thing we came prepared. :3

They're all Rin's parents. She came to be as a result of a massive gangbang between all these individuals. Nobody took responsibility, so they decided to share it instead.

So... who got pregnant? Or did multiple women get pregnant, and then all the different parts of Rin sort of crawled out of their vaginas, slithered together and combined like some sort of freakish Megazord?

[Shockproof Jamo]

did multiple women get pregnant, and then all the different parts of Rin sort of crawled out of their vaginas, slithered together and combined like some sort of freakish Megazord?

Yep, all except one girl who was supposed to give birth to Rin's arms but didn't, because she decided to get an abortion instead. Thus, Rin has no arms.

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

[SpunkySix]

did multiple women get pregnant, and then all the different parts of Rin sort of crawled out of their vaginas, slithered together and combined like some sort of freakish Megazord?

Yep, all except one girl who was supposed to give birth to Rin's arms but didn't, because she decided to get an abortion instead. Thus, Rin has no arms.

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

Headcanon = wtfboom

[Munchenhausen]

did multiple women get pregnant, and then all the different parts of Rin sort of crawled out of their vaginas, slithered together and combined like some sort of freakish Megazord?

Yep, all except one girl who was supposed to give birth to Rin's arms but didn't, because she decided to get an abortion instead. Thus, Rin has no arms.

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

It's moments like this, I am thankful I'm a member of this community.

[someguy1294]

did multiple women get pregnant, and then all the different parts of Rin sort of crawled out of their vaginas, slithered together and combined like some sort of freakish Megazord?

Yep, all except one girl who was supposed to give birth to Rin's arms but didn't, because she decided to get an abortion instead. Thus, Rin has no arms.

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

...Why would you abort only a pair of arms? That doesn't even count as another mouth to feed.

[SpunkySix]

Have you ever had arms crawl out of your private parts? No? Didn't think so.

[Oddball]

Well, this has gotten weird even for this forum's standards.