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Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:28 am
by Potato
Umber wrote:Sea wrote:You can't bring anything to a manly picnic but whiskey. Whiskey and pretzels only! Have you not been listening?
Potato wrote:A 50-foot cerberus made of flaming chainsaws.
Well, probably not.
Hey, it's a MANLY picnic and that's the manliest thing I thought of for now.
Also, a copy of Atlas Shrugged. If you can endure even a fraction of it, you're instantly in the top ten of manliness.
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:50 am
by someguy1294
...A crash helmet.
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:55 am
by Jailbreaker
Ugh, one thing? Just one? All right, then. A lockpick. What's it for? For the panty raid, of course.
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:47 am
by Comrade
UZI SMG
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:57 am
by KeiichiO
Comrade wrote:UZI SMG
Hey. Not everyone knows what the fuck that is.
*Googles*
Of course.
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:01 am
by wazuzu
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:34 am
by Atario
A fruity cocktail with a tiny umbrella in it. The umbrella is made of the eyelids of people who previously made fun of my fruity cocktails.
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:41 am
by Comrade
Atario wrote:A fruity cocktail with a tiny umbrella in it. The umbrella is made of the eyelids of people who previously made fun of my fruity cocktails.
Speaking of cocktails, Molotovs
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:17 pm
by gbrit10
Umber wrote:gbrit10 wrote:
Hmmm, I guess that's 76 things...supposed to bring one thing.
I guess one trombone will do. That's still manly, right?
You could just bring the
track with you, and a walkman. Or a stereo. That is, if you consider pseudo-nationalistic soundtracks 'manly'.
Nah, I prefer actual trombones for their manliness. Besides, have you heard a really good, manly orchestral trombone solo? That's mainly as manly as manly gets. It's like mainlining manliness!
(Clearly I don't take "manliness" seriously...)
Maybe bring an Axe-based flamethrower, so we can be bad-ass-manly and smell "manly" at the same time!
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 4:25 pm
by Steinherz
The complete Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann series.
With the movie
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:33 pm
by Potato
Steinherz, on account of I basically just assume he's an evil version of Robocop.
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:09 pm
by Atario
Comrade wrote:Speaking of cocktails, Molotovs
Now I know you're from Kiev!
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:38 pm
by TyronePotato
No glasses, no napkins.
Whiskey only.
Mutou can come too.
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:42 pm
by Atario
TyronePotato wrote:TyronePotato
Whoa. Any relation?
Re: Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:48 pm
by TyronePotato
What does that mean?