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Mmm. I am not a kind of people who love rap. But I love ERB and start know and followed them since Dr.Seuss/Shakespeare.

You can do Nomiya/Mutou. or 5 + Misha girls rap battle a la Season 2 finale. (But that's practically mean when one appear early, They can't counter one whose appear later. So maybe giving each of them 2 round in any order would be nice.

Absolutely great epic rap battles.

Jigoro vs Hisao was incredible.

It's not quite an "Epic Rap Battle at Yamaku", but it's pretty close. A few threads ago on /ksg/, a few posters got a bit aggressive over "Poetry Edition" and ended up rap battling each other. Hilarity ensued. Here is a transcript; be warned, there's quite a fair bit of offensive language in there. I've put each post inside a quote, denoting the poster. I've made guesses as to who wrote what based on the lyrical style, with some help from one poster's tripcode. If that particular trip would be okay with having his name in here, I can arrange that. Hopefully this doesn't bork the page.

Anon wrote:Poetry edition, you say? Well, I just so happen to have something I wrote a long-ass time ago in response to some butt-hurt fag I was arguing with in here. I was amazed how well the first line fit and just had to do the rest.

I am the very model of a poster hypocritical
Posting shit with no regard for anons who are critical
Ironic shit may still be shit; I honestly don't give a fuck
I've much to say that isn't shit but won't to spite you cause you suck

Anon 2 wrote:>>Anon

I lurk a lot in KSG with not a single fuck to give
But people criticize me as if I've a kind of life to live
I don't have many hobbies but collecting art is one of them
But folks here prefer to shitpost, argue and call each other dumb.

!!pjXh5ZZAeNC wrote:>>Anon 2

oh look anon is in here with his poetry
pretending he knows anything about /ksg
you don't know anything you tool bag
why don't you just pick up a name and become a tripfag

Anon wrote:>>!!pjXh5ZZAeNC

You mad, SSC?
Chill the fuck out, mah nigga
Your poetry sucks

Anon 2 wrote:>>!!pjXh5ZZAeNC

Hey how about your paws come off,
my nigga anonymous.
Talking shit about tripfags; we're in gucci, y'all in rags.
You talk 'bout trips and yet you're one,
what's up cunt, now here's a bomb:

Now I never seen your name before,
Here in KSG you'll mop the floor
fuck with anon fuck with me -
now you'll be floating in the sea.

Anon 3 wrote:>>!!pjXh5ZZAeNC

Get the fuck out, tripfag, you are just a liability.
Going round the thread, you're screaming "come and have a look at me!"
You think you are a big shot with your double exclamation marks.
How 'bout you go anonymous, see who cares aobut your dumb remarks?

!!pjXh5ZZAeNC wrote:>>Anon
>>Anon 2
>>Anon 3

you want to turn this into a proper battle? i'll cover you
maybe i could check with rin, your waifu, arms, she's missing two
i bet you couldn't even get past the manly picnic--
if /ksg came in a cup you'd probably drink it

listen here anons, this battle's a waste of time
15 months and we're still talking about if raping hanako was a crime
acting as if wiosna was more than just a simple tune
get back to your stupid chinese cartoons

Anon wrote:>>!!pjXh5ZZAeNC

I don't want to turn this into a proper rap battle, you're right
But I'm compelled to respond cause you rap like you're white
Your "rhymes" are basic at best, only one or two syllables
You can't touch me with mere words, nigger, cause I am invincible

Frankly I think this is petty behaviour
It'd be easier for all of us if you'd just behave, yeah?
I guess that won't happen though, cause your ego's to blame
I'll finish you off with "craptawa shitjo is not a game"

Anon 2 wrote:>>!!pjXh5ZZAeNC

A lot of shit's come out your mouth, rhymes in your ass and heading south
Me and anon show ya what lyricism's all about.
Check, Rin's arms are gone,
yet that's not a problem
I love her for her mind and the fact she's a cute one.
Bring Rin into this, and you'll taste my piss,
since my golden showers are known as second-to-none.

Anime's cool and you are not, sad thing is you think you're hot.
You're in the wrong hood for hating on anime; now any last words that you would like to say?

Anon 3 wrote:>>!!pjXh5ZZAeNC

You wanna battle son? You're a fuckin' beginner.
I'll ruin you like an arrhythmic's crippled din-dinner.
You think you're tough shit, well you're more than half soft
I'm like Lilly, motherfucker, get a load of this waft

!!pjXh5ZZAeNC wrote:>>Anon
>>Anon 2

thanks doc for the daily dosage
its funny though even though you're doc you pretend you know shit
i can't even express my doubt at this lack of precision
check the t in "crapawa before you post your shit rin

let's take to the basics--you're in the midst of greatness
yall niggers don't know my face yet--wait hold up that was racist
you claim to love hanako but she hasn't even showed you her fact yet?
you both think you can team up, anons, leigion no class
i don't think i'm going to waste time anymore with your bitch ass

Anon 2 wrote:>>!!pjXh5ZZAeNC

You doubting my genius? My PHD's ridiculous
How about check the bottom line, that says your waifu's mine,
she's on my dick like Patty's posts to offtopic meticulous.
Doc's handing out the medicine, like nurse codeine to darling Rin,
the best of all the shoujos, yeah she's piling them all the bin.

What's that about greatness, cunt? In anon's litter you're the runt.
Sucking teat's on anons breast, if you can even taste the rest
since Laytnor's semen fills your mouth even though you'll say it won't.

Anon wrote:>>!!pjXh5ZZAeNC

"In the midst of greatness?" More like "in the midst of mind-numbingness"
Your lines don't have flow - you can hear mine by humming this
Calling on Hanako? Nigga who said that? You're fakin'
None of us real cripple fuckers have a taste for dat bacon

I don't need to team up but if he wants to I'll let him
With two knives at your throat you'll suffer double the shredding
We'll cut you up like a piece of Semisoftcheese
And serve you for dinner, so pick up the cheque, please

This will be my last post with all the rap-ity banter
It's taking too long to write all these crap-ity answers
It's been fun, champ, you can be sure I won't forget it
But you challenge me again, brother, you're gonna regret it.

So here is the end of this rap, battle and day
For peace, love, and a place for all of us to stay.

>>!!pjXh5ZZAeNC wrote:>>Anon 2
>>Anon

i think i'm finished, my rap game was never too strong
i think i'll be the first to admit this battle has gone too long
thanks so much anons for making my morning great after all
looks like /ksg really is on the ball

this was really fun guys, thanks so much for humoring my bad rhymes

Well that's all, folks! Hope you enjoyed it. I know I did. I was one of the participants. Shhh.

[ERBY hidden file #3 : Student council file #10028 : Transcribed by : President Hakamichi]
[Subject: Kenji Setou vs Hideaki Hakamichi]

[disc scratch; beat plays]

KENJI: Woah woah woah wait, is this a man or a woman?
'Cause I can't tell and I'm 'bout to start (gag) hurlin'.
That bow in your hair is so, ugh, girly,
Even the feminists avoid it since it's so ugly.
I'll smack you down boy, that's what you get,
If you're a weak-willed tranny feminist pet!
I'm speechless, honestly, FEMINISTS!
You have more estrogen in you than Ellen DEGENERES!
Go home and watch Oprah, Mr./Mrs. Lost Cause,
I've a bone to pick with your feminist boss.

HIDEAKI: Nice rhymes there, Kenji, who would've thought,
Though that rasp makes you sound like a dog who just got shot.
I don't look like a girl, I'm a paragon of masculinity,
And now I'll beat you into dust as a sign of my divinity.
I'm a blue haired dude who's just naturally cool
You're a foolish teen brat who's just naturally a tool.
I'm a Mozart, you're an empty brain fart
And after I'm done I'll just tear you apart
I'm a straight wizard in my star speckled shorts,
You're probably the result a one very bad divorce.
What's wrong, did mommy never hug you?
And daddy never came home to tell you he wuvs you?
Grow a spine Kenji, and don't ever call me a woman again,
'Cuz I'm a god amongst mortals!
You're a rat among men.

KENJI: Don't think this is over, shortstack.
I'll hit you up in part two: KENJI STRIKES BACK.
I'll let you win this battle, so I can win the war,
But one last burn for fun. Your raps are a bore. (yawn)
My rhymes raise the DEAD like I'm a necromancer,
Though seem to have impressed Lady Gaga enough to steal the outfit right off of her.

[End of File]
[Scribe Notes: Perhaps it's out of love for my own family, but I think Hideaki won this battle. What's strange and scares me is the glint in Kenji's eye during his last two lines, and how it flared when he claimed he could raise the dead. I felt an unnatural chill, but nothing around Yamaku was out of the ordinary. If I was more superstitious, I might think he did something far away, but I'm always the logical and wise sort. It was probably nothing.

Note to Self: Must stop Rap Battles on School Grounds. They're happening far more frequently. Just yesterday, I observed Miki Miura get in a battle with Suzu Suzuki. The resulting swagsplosion caused several thousand dollars of damage.

Brilliant! Now I have to find a way to work swagsplosion into a sentence.

ANNOUNCER: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF YAMAKUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

HISAO NAKAI....

VERSUS~!

SHIROU EMIYA!!!!!!
BEGIN!

HISAO: Have a sit down, ladies take a load off,
Just gotta handle the shit that comes up to a boss,
Lemme beat down this punk and then it's off to the good end.
Never seen a magus who's staff could bend,
You got sixty magic circuts, bro, that's pretty cool,
Maybe if you had some skill you wouldn't be such a tool.
Superhero? Dude what's wrong with you?
I got over that dream when I was younger than two!
Dad kicked the bucket two chicks in your house
And the most ass you got was a look up Sakura's blouse.
I'm the pimpmaster cripple dicker sexbot nine thousand,
Fucking hot bitches from Yamaku to Thailand,
I got a problem with pussies who won't die when they're killed,
So piss off, otaku bait, go raid with your guild.

SHIROU: You're going to bring up women with me?
Mr. One-on-one stepping to my ménage-a-three?
Rin show that read-head tard what a Tohsaka is,
Saber teach that scot how sharp Excalibur is.
You got your five chicks lined up so neatly,
Thinking your a pimp, inside you're crying discreetly,
knowing that in a hundred worlds you could never beat me,
Motherfucker my DICK is the seventh sorcery!
My seed is magic, my bitches all clean,
Lilly's a bioweapon according to the Geneva convention, see,
I'm a wizard motherfucker make Harry Potter my bitch,
You're a arrhythmic asshole wearing Abercrombie and Fitch.

HISAO: Another sweatervest joke, how droll,
let's put this to a vote, take a poll.
Bitches who want big dicks raise you hands...
...Looks like I won, and you lost man.
But don't worry, a sword always needs a sheath,
Always thought that was a euphemism now I see,
Even if King Arthur is a girl in your story,
She still tops, She gets all the glory.
So shut your damn trap, quit your bitchin',
And get your little wussy ass back to the kitchen.

SHIROU: Grrrr...... Alright, fine, you want to battle hard? I was going easy on you... Lemme just sign this contract.........

ARCHER: Ready up, Out walks the Snark Lord, he cometh.
Beatin' on punks who think they got somethin'.
I'll summon up unlimited Pimpworks to show you the biz,
You can go back to fucking chicks who look like little kids.
I got Saber, knight of the round table,
Tohsaka, Magus lord whenever I'm able,
Sakura, Flowerpower chick with a dark side,
Who you got? A loli, a mute, a half-breed and a guy.
I'm out motherfucker, won this without a fail,
I'm a rightful king of the Holy Rap Grail.

Who won?
Who's Next?
You decide!

Karnewarrior wrote: Note to Self: Must stop Rap Battles on School Grounds. They're happening far more frequently. Just yesterday, I observed Miki Miura get in a battle with Suzu Suzuki. The resulting swagsplosion caused several thousand dollars of damage.[/i]

Holy hell, this is the single greatest quote I've ever seen on this forum ever! Do this next! I love these so much!

Haha, really interesting things you've come up with. Keep it up.

Sea wrote:

Karnewarrior wrote: Note to Self: Must stop Rap Battles on School Grounds. They're happening far more frequently. Just yesterday, I observed Miki Miura get in a battle with Suzu Suzuki. The resulting swagsplosion caused several thousand dollars of damage.[/i]

Holy hell, this is the single greatest quote I've ever seen on this forum ever! Do this next! I love these so much!

I guess the amount of damage could still be measured in dollars, even though yen is the native currency.

This I like. :3

Sea wrote:

Karnewarrior wrote: Note to Self: Must stop Rap Battles on School Grounds. They're happening far more frequently. Just yesterday, I observed Miki Miura get in a battle with Suzu Suzuki. The resulting swagsplosion caused several thousand dollars of damage.[/i]

Holy hell, this is the single greatest quote I've ever seen on this forum ever! Do this next! I love these so much!

Yeeeaaaaaah, this.