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Pyramid Head wrote:To explain why Half-Life 3 is so late. See if you get the unlimited drill works (Or whatever the fuck it's called) event you see a faulty personality core designed by Aperture Labs, meaning Katawa Shoujo is in canon with Half-Life and Portal. The reason Valve hasn't released Half-Life 3 yet is because Shizune makes an appearance and they need to
A. Make sure the sign language is accurate
B. Make sure Misha doesn't get to be so annoying it counts as a U.N violation

This is a triumph
I'm making a note here, manly tears
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Katawa Shoujo
We fuck cute cripples, because, we can.
For the perv in all of us
Except the ones who are sane
feel free to finish this somebody

misterprinny wrote:

Pyramid Head wrote:To explain why Half-Life 3 is so late. See if you get the unlimited drill works (Or whatever the fuck it's called) event you see a faulty personality core designed by Aperture Labs, meaning Katawa Shoujo is in canon with Half-Life and Portal. The reason Valve hasn't released Half-Life 3 yet is because Shizune makes an appearance and they need to
A. Make sure the sign language is accurate
B. Make sure Misha doesn't get to be so annoying it counts as a U.N violation

This is a triumph
I'm making a note here, manly tears
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Katawa Shoujo
We fuck cute cripples, because, we can.
For the perv in all of us
Except the ones who are sane
feel free to finish this somebody

...Mutou forgive me for my new signature quote. I'm a bad person.

misterprinny wrote:

Pyramid Head wrote:To explain why Half-Life 3 is so late. See if you get the unlimited drill works (Or whatever the fuck it's called) event you see a faulty personality core designed by Aperture Labs, meaning Katawa Shoujo is in canon with Half-Life and Portal. The reason Valve hasn't released Half-Life 3 yet is because Shizune makes an appearance and they need to
A. Make sure the sign language is accurate
B. Make sure Misha doesn't get to be so annoying it counts as a U.N violation

This is a triumph
I'm making a note here, manly tears
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Katawa Shoujo
We fuck cute cripples, because, we can.
For the perv in all of us
Except the ones who are sane
feel free to finish this somebody

so there's always crying at every ending
it keeps on interrupting our fapping
so there armless girls to do and fan-art to review
to the cripple girls feels alliance

edit: since Xanatos stated the faults of rhyming itself, lemme fix it.

yummines wrote:

misterprinny wrote:

Pyramid Head wrote:To explain why Half-Life 3 is so late. See if you get the unlimited drill works (Or whatever the fuck it's called) event you see a faulty personality core designed by Aperture Labs, meaning Katawa Shoujo is in canon with Half-Life and Portal. The reason Valve hasn't released Half-Life 3 yet is because Shizune makes an appearance and they need to
A. Make sure the sign language is accurate
B. Make sure Misha doesn't get to be so annoying it counts as a U.N violation

This is a triumph
I'm making a note here, manly tears
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Katawa Shoujo
We fuck cute cripples, because, we can.
For the perv in all of us
Except the ones who are sane
feel free to finish this somebody

but theres no sense fapping at every h-scene
so we keep on asking for a lesbian scene
so there's reading to be done and fan-art to be drawn
for the fanbase of this simple game

RED FLAG. Rhyming a word with itself is bad lyrical form.

(BRB, writing full lyrics.)

Xanatos wrote:

misterprinny wrote:

Pyramid Head wrote:To explain why Half-Life 3 is so late. See if you get the unlimited drill works (Or whatever the fuck it's called) event you see a faulty personality core designed by Aperture Labs, meaning Katawa Shoujo is in canon with Half-Life and Portal. The reason Valve hasn't released Half-Life 3 yet is because Shizune makes an appearance and they need to
A. Make sure the sign language is accurate
B. Make sure Misha doesn't get to be so annoying it counts as a U.N violation

This is a triumph
I'm making a note here, manly tears
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Katawa Shoujo
We fuck cute cripples, because, we can.
For the perv in all of us
Except the ones who are sane
feel free to finish this somebody

...Mutou forgive me for my new signature quote. I'm a bad person.

I'm honored.

And before the derailment I caused goes any further, I should probably try the game. I'm more interested in that fighting game some guy over in the Fan Works section was developing.

misterprinny wrote:I'm honored.

And before the derailment I caused goes any further, I should probably try the game. I'm more interested in that fighting game some guy over in the Fan Works section was developing.

It's an entertaining game. I somehow launched myself into space and Misha became a spaceship...I don't know how these events came to pass.

I finished the lyrics! Link: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6929

Some of these were hard to come up with. I'm actually kinda proud of myself.

But now, back to Katawa Crash. My record is 30,000-something.

Xanatos wrote:...Because Twitter recommended its account.

And I have one simple question...


WHY IS THIS A THING?!

This is the internet. It doesn't have to have a reason for existence.
All we know is that it exists and that it is awesome. That is all.

Wait until you experience the Unlimited Drillworks...

Can somebody record a video of this, or link to one if someone's done it already? I've played the game dozens of times, but the odds of everything lining up just right to get UDW to happen are astronomically low and I haven't been able to pull it off...

This is a triumph
I'm making a note here, you’re a pal
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Yamaku High School
A school with a vast conspiracy
For the hope of all the world
Except the ones who are girls
But there’s no sense crying over every bad heart
You just keep on trying ‘til you have to restart
And the feels will be had
Manly Picnic is rad
For 100% you will strive
Hello there, I’m Kenji
I’m being so sincere right now
Even though the feminists
Will kill me
And tear me to pieces
And use every piece as they conspire
As they stab you in the back I will attempt to warn you
Now these graphs and puppets make a beautiful line
If we use this data
We’ll defeat them on time
So their trust you have earned
Think of all the things we learned
For 100% you will strive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you will try to thwart the snipers
Maybe with curtains
That’s not a joke
They thwart them all
Anyway this pizza’s great
It’s so delicious and hot
Look at me still talking
When there’re women around
When I go out there I always lock my compound
I’ve grand plans to expose
And I’ve got a runny nose
For 100% I will strive
I’ve been betrayed and yet I shall still strive
I might be legally blind, but I strive
I’ve got a leaf on my junk, and I strive
And while you’re falling in love, I will strive
And when you get a good end, I will strive
I will strive
I will strive

Gandara wrote:When I go out there

I call bullshit. Kenji doesn't go out, you silly person. But seriously, nice job. XD Now Kenji has a theme song for when he's a hero.

DrNonookee wrote:

Wait until you experience the Unlimited Drillworks...

Can somebody record a video of this, or link to one if someone's done it already? I've played the game dozens of times, but the odds of everything lining up just right to get UDW to happen are astronomically low and I haven't been able to pull it off...

There is a video uploaded. I myself have a video on my cellphone. Want me to upload it?

DrNonookee wrote:

Wait until you experience the Unlimited Drillworks...

Can somebody record a video of this, or link to one if someone's done it already? I've played the game dozens of times, but the odds of everything lining up just right to get UDW to happen are astronomically low and I haven't been able to pull it off...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOGRf68Mj7E

Potato wrote:I call bullshit. Kenji doesn't go out, you silly person.

Sure he does, he's out of his room on multiple occasions. And whenever he is, he makes sure to lock his room. In case of feminists.

Xanatos wrote: RED FLAG. Rhyming a word with itself is bad lyrical form.

Can somebody tell that to nearly 1/3 of all rappers in the rap game today?